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SLAYER

If you listen to Slayer, you don't need to listen to other music that is not Slayer, or actually do anything else in your life, for that matter

All music is either pre-Slayer, Slayer, or post-Slayer. Everything that's pre-Slayer fucking sucks, because Slayer invented music, and all post-Slayer music is just a failed attempt at imitating Slayer. Slayer is the only acceptable band in the universe.

Just pronounce that name: SLA-YER. How can a band named Slayer not be the most fucking awesome band in the world?

If you listen to fucking pussy thrash, like Metallica and Testament, that does not mean you can get away with not listening to Slayer

Slayer should be taught at schools. If you know everything about Slayer, you know everything that you should know about humanity and the universe.

If you don't have Slayer in your top 50, you fucking suck and you should die, or even get banned from last.fm

Slayer makes your balls grow. Slayer can cure impotence. Listening to Slayer is better than sex.

Post-South of Heaven Slayer is not really Slayer. It might have the Slayer logo (if they didn't change it to something more commercial?) but it's not really Slayer. To make up for the fact you listen to this shit, you have to listen to much more real Slayer

The fact Slayer is not 100 times more popular than all the most popular last.fm bands combined is the proof people are fucking stupid

The world is divided into two: people who like Slayer, and people who don't like Slayer. People who don't like Slayer fucking suck.

Without Slayer, life is pure fallacy, torment, banishment.

Every moment spent not listening to Slayer is a wasted moment. Always, everywhere, everyone should listen to Slayer. Listen to Slayer while you're in the car. Listen to Slayer while you work. Listen to Slayer while you're asleep. Listen to Slayer with your headphones in an In Flames concert.

Slayer must be worshipped. Always, at all times, you should say a prayer and thank Satan for Slayer. Even Satan listens to Slayer

Nobody should bother making music or any other kind of art or really anything for that matter when there are already Slayer CD's out there.

Slayer CD's are of more value than human life. The extermination of humanity is preferable to a scratch on a Slayer CD.

If you read something smart somewhere, you can be sure it's already been written in Slayer's lyrics

Slayer is better than Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer and All Your Base are Belong to Us and Badger Badger and all this internet crap

Beethoven really wouldn't have bothered composing the 9th Symphony if he knew Slayer was to follow

Slayer must be on all radios, at all times, everywhere

If you wear tight pink, have an emo haircut, think you're a vampire, weight 55 kilograms, watch soap operas 5 hours a day, and you're acne-ridden - it's OK as long as you listen to Slayer

STOP READING THIS JOURNAL AND LISTEN TO SLAYER