The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Shawn Drover."
Hell used to be paradise before Shawn Drover took a weekend there.
Landrover has officially changed their name to Shawndrover - they're changing their slogan from "go beyond" to "go be Shawned"
In Drover we trust...
The kids in Nightmare on Elm Street might afraid to fall asleep because of Freddy Krueger, but Freddy Krueger is afraid to fall asleep because of Shawn Drover.
Bob Dylan isn't one of the greatest songwriters of all time, it was actually Shawn Drover that wrote all his songs. The same for the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, etc.
Shawn Drover IS The Beatles. (posted by Shawn Drover)
The World Needs A Hero, that hero is Shawn Drover.
Shawn Drover IS Chuck Norris.
Shawn Drover took out a drumstick in an airport once ... there were no survivors
The only known life forms that can survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Shawn Drover.