A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
An american woman is sitting across from them.
The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation
at first, but her attention is grabbed when
she hears one of the men say the following:




"Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!" shouts the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives..."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella ... 'Mississippi'."

(c) here - from AAlex, далее моя не знай )