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- Gerda, why am I so
cold?
- Because you, Kai, are evil.
- So I'm so angry that it's cold.
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- What is the difference between thumb and middle
finger?
- When hitchhiking, try to show the middle finger instead of your thumb - you will immediately know.
.*.*.*.*.*. It is noticed that almost no

wife says to her husband: - You are so smart for me.

Explain to me, I don't understand...
Just ask:

- Why do you make a fool of me all the time?
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I got up in the morning, my daughter should be led to the kindergarten, and laziness.
I say to

my husband: - Take the child, half a year old.
Silence. And then the

daughter: - Let's a hundred, I will leave myself!
.*.*.*.*.*. - Do you have bouts of laziness?


- No, I have bouts of activity, I have laziness all the time.
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Found an article on how to deal with laziness...
didn't finish reading.
.*.*.*.*.*. Motherland is mother. Nature is mother.


And laziness is mother!
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Плохие анекдоты умирают во младенчестве, а хорошие живут себе с бородой…
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