A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Well, you're either lovers or you're wanting to be lovers or you're trying not to be lovers so you can be friends, but any way you look at it, sex is always looming in the picture like a shadow, like an undertow.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Get Real, 1991

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
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Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT! Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many?
Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman, Northern Exposure, The Bumpy Road to Love, 1991

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD), Morals