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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
~ Jerry Seinfeld

"instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
~ Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
~ Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
~ Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
~ Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~ Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
~ Camille Paglia

"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship."
~ Sharon Stone