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29-10-2003 00:38
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.
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Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам
29-10-2003-01:09
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[QUOTE]Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
A man will pay PAYS $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay PAYS $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
FUTURE SIMPLE IS NOT APPLICABLE IN THIS CASE BECAUSE YOU STATE GENERIC TRUTH, NOT FUTURE ACTION.
A woman worries -- "is anxious, does care about" -- (the verb to worry is seldom used when telling generic truth. To worry подразумевает "беспокойство" в смысле "ожидание худшего", а не абстрактное "беспокойство") about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who THE SUCCESSFUL MAN MAKES makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man THE SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS REALLY CAN GET HOLD OF ....
To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering FOR TWO PEOPLE TO REMEMBER the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A THE (GENERIC "THE" - COMPARE "The circle only has one side") woman marries a man expecting he will FUTURE TENSE IMPOSSIBLE. "HOPING HE WOULD CHANGE" - SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD! change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.
A NEW QUARREL. ("argument" имеет слишком отвлеченный, академический характер) . Если просто A NEW ONE, получится "новое последнее слово". Проще сказать "The woman always wins the quarrel, anything the man says only starts another one".
With respect, V. : )))))
[QUOTE]Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
A man will pay PAYS $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay PAYS $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
FUTURE SIMPLE IS NOT APPLICABLE IN THIS CASE BECAUSE YOU STATE GENERIC TRUTH, NOT FUTURE ACTION.
A woman worries -- "is anxious, does care about" -- (the verb to worry is seldom used when telling generic truth. To worry подразумевает "беспокойство" в смысле "ожидание худшего", а не абстрактное "беспокойство") about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who THE SUCCESSFUL MAN MAKES makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man THE SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS REALLY CAN GET HOLD OF ....
To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering FOR TWO PEOPLE TO REMEMBER the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A THE (GENERIC "THE" - COMPARE "The circle only has one side") woman marries a man expecting he will FUTURE TENSE IMPOSSIBLE. "HOPING HE WOULD CHANGE" - SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD! change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.
A NEW QUARREL. ("argument" имеет слишком отвлеченный, академический характер) . Если просто A NEW ONE, получится "новое последнее слово". Проще сказать "The woman always wins the quarrel, anything the man says only starts another one".
With respect, V. : )))))
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-01:19
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Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам, дорогая редакция - я хуею... это было спизжено у носителей языка!
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-01:20
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Гей... ты умничаешь по-нашему по-преподдавательски!!!
Пиетет тебе!
Пиетет тебе!
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-01:30
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Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well,
it's pointless
=))))))))))))))))))))))))))
it's pointless
=))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам
29-10-2003-01:52
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Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам, дорогая редакция - я хуею... это было спизжено у носителей языка!
Взаимный пиетет : ))) но носители, наверное, были неправильные... (по терминологии Винии-Пуха)...
Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам
29-10-2003-01:55
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Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
Гей... ты умничаешь по-нашему по-преподдавательски!!!
Пиетет тебе!
Пиетет партии! Партии пиетет!
Я не умничаю, а пишу о том, что реально режет глаз.
Даю руку на отсечение - носитель языка так никогда не скажет.
Я же не из снобских побуждений правлю (сильно надо), а из уважения лично к вам! : ))))))))))))))
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:47
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Гей! А нука быстра увольняйся из турагентства! В тебе такой немерянный учительский талант пропадает! :=))))))
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:49
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ДА, кстати, да будет Меньшинствам известно, что инговые деепричастные обороты (заместо подчиненных предложений) любимая фича англоговорящих пиплов!
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:51
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Еще один вопрос: почему меньшинства привязались к будущему времени, как к недостойному быть употребленным в данных предложениях???
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:54
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A THE (GENERIC "THE" - COMPARE "The circle only has one side") woman marries a manХм... много-премного предложений с неопределенным артиклем в таком же грамматическом окружении - и они на ваш взгляд прокатили... А именно к этой фразе вдруг случилась необходимость предрацца!
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:59
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ARGUMENT
1. a discussion or debate between people with different views, opinions etc;
2. [count or uncount] a reason or set of reasons that you use for persuading other people to support your views, opinions etc.
QUARELL
1. an argument [YOU SEE!!! - ЯиПБ], especially one about something unimportant [Yo!!!] between people who know each other well;
2 [singular usually in negatives] a reason for not being friendly or for not agreeing with someone:
© Macmillan Publishers Ltd. 2002
Мдя .... выбирайте сами!
1. a discussion or debate between people with different views, opinions etc;
2. [count or uncount] a reason or set of reasons that you use for persuading other people to support your views, opinions etc.
QUARELL
1. an argument [YOU SEE!!! - ЯиПБ], especially one about something unimportant [Yo!!!] between people who know each other well;
2 [singular usually in negatives] a reason for not being friendly or for not agreeing with someone:
© Macmillan Publishers Ltd. 2002
Мдя .... выбирайте сами!
Я_из_Партии_Блядей
29-10-2003-12:59
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КАРОЧИ! ГДЕ ТВОЯ РУЧЕНЬКА??
Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам
29-10-2003-16:36
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Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
A THE (GENERIC "THE" - COMPARE "The circle only has one side") woman marries a manХм... много-премного предложений с неопределенным артиклем в таком же грамматическом окружении - и они на ваш взгляд прокатили... А именно к этой фразе вдруг случилась необходимость предрацца!
Есмтественно, это относилось ко всем аналогичным случаям в тексте. Просто лень было писать одно и то же 5 раз : )))
Гей-удолбаный-в-хлам
29-10-2003-16:44
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Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей
Еще один вопрос: почему меньшинства привязались к будущему времени, как к недостойному быть употребленным в данных предложениях???
Потому что смысл текста -- утверждение ОБЩЕГО факта, верного и в прошлом, и в настоящем, и в будущем.
Будущее время в таком контексте может употребляться только на уровне модальности (глагол will), e.g. "This will be the school, I suppose?" - "Я так полагаю, это и есть ваша школа?" .
А насчет ARGUMENT ЛАДНО, оставим.
Целую ручку : )))
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