I want to show you very droll cupboard today.

 

 

But before that, a little history. Here, in the post soviet area, all is quite amazing. And, honestly, earlier i did not  even understood why, and then i understood and this was shoke.

 

 We often have a situation when a client orders a design project, not because he understands that he needs a designer.

 He orders a design project because he wants to tell friends at  dinner: my designer does or my designer walks... 

The main thing to say: my designer. And after  the purpose is reached, it begins to seem to him that he paid dearly for  this fhrase. A post-Soviet client does not understand that this is a difficult and long-term job that requires  qualifications, a sense of style and talent. He is sure that he is a good designer too, and it is very easy to make a design. It seems that he does  think a professional designer, but and of hired designer considers just a slave.

Why do people who have nothing to do with design consider themselves good designers? The answer is very simple.

Because there is this cupboard.

 

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Its height is one hundred seventy centimeters. Why? You know?

Its depth is fifty centimeters. This is the overall size. Inside is less. But why? There is a hanger and standards for the cabinet.

Cabinet depth should be sixty cm. Why one hundred seventy to fifty eight? You know? Me not!

 

My height is one hundred and seventy five centimeters, and I can see what is up there. How did they come up with it?

There is a special lacquering and you need to rub it, then, after work. Other cupboard are not sold .. thirty years.

 

For thirty years you could go to the shop and buy just such a cupboard.

 

You could not choose a color or height.

Want a cupboard? Buy it.

And everyone bought. Why do they buyed them ???

 

They could buy boards, cut and paint them. It would be a good cupboard, because they are all good designers. They did

 not buy boards, they bought this cupboards, and then rubbed it, after work. Well, or not rubbed, and then he was in the

 fingers.

 

You probably think he's on the floor? Not !!

He has these legs. They are slightly wider at the top and narrower at the bottom. You see. There are four of them. How

 did they guess to make four legs?

Well, this is a joke. How many more legs, if not four? L-logic.

 

 

Let's find out the name of this great designer who created this mass production. This is a joke again. Nowhere is the

 surname of the designer who produced this monster born. On the other hand, this cupboard has not been sold for forty

 years. This is vintage.

 

 

 

So, if you are engaged in vintage furniture, you can order this cupboard. I will find it, buy it and send it. Really.

 I can.

 

Iz it a joke?