Stalin cleared his throat and continued:
"So, Citizen Trump, you said that in September 480, George Washington, at the head of a squad of 300 US marines, made significant progress in fighting King Xerxes, stopping his army at Thermopylae?"
Trump sighed and glanced warily at the strong bearded peasant in a red cloak and helmet with a large comb sitting in the front row. He impressively held a short sword in his throat and winked at Trump, clearly hinting at something that was not good.
"He's probably from CNN," Donald thought uneasily.
Stalin continued to read the transcript:
- You also reported that in 335 BC the phalanxes of the US National Guard were brought to the knees of Thebes, after which they defeated Asia Minor, Egypt, the Persian Empire and would have won everything, had the son of Zeus Abraham Lincoln not tired and decided not to return to native Kentucky.
There was a small fuss in the hall - a bearded peasant with a comb tried to take a spear from a young man jumping in a gold helmet in the form of a lion's head, saying: "Do not, Sasha, just not here."
Joseph Vissarionovich tapped the decanter disapprovingly, calling everyone to order.
- Further, the American nation continued to lead and inspire all of humanity by establishing the Roman Empire, through the fields of which General Grant walked, running his hand over the ripe wheat ears.
A loud slap sounded in the hall. Everyone turned around. A man in a toga and a golden wreath was sitting, closing his eyes with his palm, shaking his head and muttering something in Latin.
Stalin looked reproachfully and continued:
- In 1213, the US Army Airborne Horde seized the passage in the Great Wall of China, which was also built by the Americans, then brought China and Central Asia to its knees, and then ... Comrade Chingis Khan, I ask you not to interrupt - what were you wobbling around there citizen Trump, you will tell him after the meeting. Especially since I'm finishing it.
"Then the Americans won the Thirty Years' War, the First World War and, what I particularly liked, World War II, when Sergeant Brad Pitt and Captain Tom Hanks hoisted a star-striped flag over the defeated Reichstag. I did not miss anything, Citizen Trump?
"We flew to the moon again ..." Trump said, and involuntarily flushed.
Stalin got up, pulled his jacket and puffed his pipe.
"Comrades, a proposal was made to shoot citizen Trump for lying and misappropriating someone else's history on an especially large scale." Please vote. Who agrees?
Hundreds of hands flew into the air.
Two of the Chekists firmly took Trump under his arms and dragged him off to some extent.
He rested, demanded the UN Security Council immediately call, threatened that he would complain to his son-in-law, and then deftly twisted and kicked the Chekist on a polished chrome boot.
"Darling, do not kick!" The Chekist said in a sleepy female voice, and Donald woke in horror.
He looked at the sleeping Melanya, with a trembling hand wiped cold sweat from his forehead and took a breath - it was just a dream. He still remained the leader of an exceptional nation that defeated the Galactic Empire and put the dinosaurs of the Jurassic period on their knees.
Green Tea, for RIA Novosti
Artist Vitaly Podvitsky
