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Witty and wise quotes Mark Twain

 

Creativity Mark Twain covers many genres - humor, satire, philosophical fiction, journalism and others. At the height of his career, he was probably the most popular figure in America. William Faulkner wrote that Mark Twain was "the first truly American writer, and we have since been his heirs," and Ernest Hemingway noted that all modern American literature came from one of Mark Twain's books, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn ".

"Dad" by Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was not only one of the wittiest writers of all time, but also a great joker. We have collected the 25 brightest, wise and ironic quotations of the master of the word, which combine wit, irony and wisdom: [695x400]

  1. Summer is a time of year when it's very hot to do things that it was very cold in the winter .
  2. There is nothing more annoying than a good example.
  3. Anyone who does not read good books has no advantage over a person who does not know how to read them.
  4. Any mention in the press, even the most negative, except for the obituary, is advertising.
  5. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet gives to the one who trampled it .
  6. The truth is more incredible than fiction, because fiction is obliged to hold within the bounds of plausibility, but the truth is not.
  7. The best way to shake yourself is to shake someone else up.
  8. There are three kinds of lies: lies, blatant lies and statistics.
  9. Noise does not prove anything. The hen, who has smashed the egg, often bustles as if she had carried off a small planet.
  10. To be good is to wear out a person!
  11. Dance as if no one is looking at you. Sing as if no one hears you. Love as if you were never betrayed, and live as if the earth is a paradise.
  12. Do not be mistaken in the idea that the world owes you something - it was up to you and you do not owe anything.
  13. Classic is something that everyone considers necessary to read and no one reads.
  14. The worst loneliness is when a person is uncomfortable with himself .
  15. To create a man was a glorious and original thought. But to create a sheep after that was to repeat.
  16. I made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigarette at a time.
  17. When I was fourteen, my father was so stupid that I could hardly bear it; but when I turned twenty-one, I was amazed at how old this man had grown wiser over the past seven years.
  18. Man is the only animal capable of blushing. However, only he and it is necessary.
  19. Quitting smoking is easy. I threw myself a hundred times.
  20. Kindness is what the deaf can hear and see the blind.
  21. It's so arranged in the world that a person, having ceased to worry about one, begins to worry about something else.
  22. The only way to maintain health is that you do not love, drink something that you do not like, and do things that you do not want to do.
  23. Only two things we will regret on our deathbed - that little loved and traveled a little .
  24. Avoid those who try to undermine your faith in yourself. The great man, on the contrary, inspires the feeling that you can become great.
  25. Who does not know where he is going will be very surprised if he does not go there.
  26. No improvisation is given to me as well as the one I prepared for three days.
  27. Let's thank the fools. Without them, the rest would be difficult to succeed.
  28. When I and my wife disagree, we usually do what she wants. The wife calls it a compromise .
  29. Good friends, good books and a sleeping conscience - that's the perfect life.
  30. Pessimism is just a word that the nervous call wisdom.
  31. To be happy, you must live in your own paradise! Did you really think that one and the same paradise can satisfy all people without exception?
  32. Thousands of geniuses live and die unknown - either unrecognized by others or unrecognized by themselves.
  33. Wrinkles should only indicate places where smiles used to be .
  34. It is a pity that the snake in Paradise was not forbidden - then Adam certainly would have eaten it.
  35. Once in life fortune knocks at the door of every person, but a person at this time often sits in the nearest pub and does not hear a knock.
  36. If all people thought the same, then no one would play at the races.
  37. The human brain is a magnificent thing. It works fine until the minute you get up to make a speech.
  38. I never allowed the school to interfere with my education .
  39. We like people who boldly tell us what they think, provided they think like we do.
  40. "Children and fools always tell the truth," says the old wisdom. The conclusion is clear: adults and wise people never tell the truth.
  41. God created man, because he was disappointed in the monkey. After that, he refused further experiments.
  42. It is better to remain silent and seem like a fool than to speak and dispel all doubts .
  43. I knew a lot of trouble, but most of them never happened.
  44. If you need money, go to a stranger; if you need advice, go to friends; and if you do not need anything, go to your relatives.
  45. A bank is an institution where you can borrow money if there is a way to convince you that you do not need them.
  46. The truth should be served the way a coat is served, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel .
  47. People who have their grief know how to console others.
  48. If you pick up a hungry dog, feed and caress it, it will not bite you; this is its fundamental difference from man.
  49. Buy land - after all, no one else produces it.
  50. Never argue with idiots. You will descend to their level, where they will crush you with their experience .
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