The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
 I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
 While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
 I think hairy butts are really sexy.
 Her tits are just too big.
 Sometimes I just want to be held.
 That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
 Sure I'd love to wear a condom!
 We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
 Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
 I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
 No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.


The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
 Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
 Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
 I think hairy butts are really sexy.
 Hey, get a whiff of that one.
 Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
 This diamond is way too big!
 I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
 I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
 Wow, it really is 14 inches!
 Does this make my butt look too small?
 I'm wrong, you must be right again.