Some of it is really gross, read at your own risk:) Some, especially lovely ladies of this site might consider skipping this post it altogether.

Abra-Kebabra - A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food
vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it
suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.

Aussie Kiss - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Back End of the Bat Mobile - The state of your Brass Eye soon after you
eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant
last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels
like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

Beaver Leaver - or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual.

Beer Coat - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer Compass - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where
you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

Bone of Contention - A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that
arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his
girlfriend.

Breaking the Seal - Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.

Budgie's Tongue - or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The female
erection.

BVH - Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.

Cider Visor - Beer Goggles for the young drinker.

Cliterature- 1-handed reading material.

Cock-A-Doodle-Poo - The bowel movement that, needing to come out
urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.

Crappucino - The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when
abroad.

Double Bass - A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from
behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used
when playing double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly
different.

Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling
both of her nipples simultaneously.

Fizzy Gravy - or Rusty Water. Diarrhoea.

Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

Free the Tadpoles - Liberate the residents of Wank Tanks.

Frigmarole - Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.

Fu*kShitFu*kShitFu*kShit - The sound made when driving through too
narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Going For a McShit - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply
staff member, our declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Greyhound - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

Hand-to-Gland Combat - A vigorous masturbation session.

Hefty Cleft - or Horse's Collar, or Welly Top. Description of a very
large vagina.

McSplurry - The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a
week in fast food restaurants.

Millennium Domes - The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all
in there worth seeing.

Monkey Bath - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".

Mystery Bus - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you
come back in.

Mystery Taxi - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NBR - No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the
pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

Picasso Arse - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

Sperm Wail - or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.

Starfish Trooper - or Arsetronaut. A homosexual.

10-Pinter- Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10
pints.

2-Bagger - Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to
cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

Titanic - A lady who goes down first time out.