A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he really needs A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't need
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed Women somehow
deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage
and after marriage
Why do women feel that we must talk when there's only 10 seconds left on
the shot/game clock?