КЛАСС!!!

Доброе утро , Татьяна ! Я тоже мог бы написать "Класс" , но попросил Google translate множество умных мыслей на русском языке на английский язык..Bay??? Babu??? hammer - is a woman with gold!???А теперь надо читать эти переводы.If left after drinking alcohol , then there are problems within the team .
Если после выпивки на столе остались остатки , то есть проблемы в коллективе.Love - a very strange kind of disease when caring for patients healthy.Любовь это вид болезни..Например , говорить с Татьяной на английском языке....Today was at the rink.Все время мысли об выпивке ..I want an alarm clock that morning kisses and makes coffee in bed !Будильник , который целует , и приносит кофе к постельке. ..А как Татьяна относиться к изучению разных языков???In harems no bad dancers...........- Dad , is it true that in some countries of the East fiance does not know who his wife until he marries ?
- It is in every country , son!

Tears of sorrow will not help ... Here it is necessary to thump .

The only exact science - thinking hindsight .

If left after drinking alcohol , then there are problems within the team .

Love - a very strange kind of disease when caring for patients healthy.

Wife screwed Comp. So I learned Tiffany's birthday . And other memorable dates ...

When sucks the soul , and " Nescafe " will not go into the throat , You call me soon , we scraped together for vodka !

Did not go shopping with leaf ? Not a man .

I want an alarm clock that morning kisses and makes coffee in bed !


I watched Streets of broken lamps , nothing will surprise me your Sherlock .

Without parental care is difficult to become a parasite .

Women's logic created to ofigela male psyche .

Garnier morning lasses turn into peregarnyh ...

Today was at the rink. Skated first , then on his knees, then a muzzle on the ice ... Who 's going to ride in an ambulance ... Movement - that's life !

The rarest kind of friendship - friendship is with his own head .

Really small town - when personally know people who addressed the graffiti , fences and garages.

A woman with a cart - a fun hour .

In harems no bad dancers.

Big belly not from beer and beer .

It is not necessary to listen to the inner voice , he's never been outside .

The greatest power of attraction has bed on Monday morning.

Inexperienced pickpocket thief drove his victim to orgasm.

Acronym obstinate .

Asked a passer-by the way. After an hour of explanations Homesick : it's better to get lost!

Money does not smell because they are washed .

Man - not a dog on a bone is not evident .

Customs takes good.

Bald head - a sign of intelligence ... Have you seen somewhere bald woman?

Deaf neighbor below looks some church channel. Wake up with the feeling that you read the burial service ...

Mother-in-law came to me and lives for two weeks. But the worst thing that it is impossible to explain that to her daughter six months as we have already divorced.

Bank employees read to their children at night a good credit history.

Mendelssohn's march slowly and imperceptibly but surely and irrevocably mutates ... Marsh peel potatoes ! Marsh ... wash the dishes ! Marsh ... take out the garbage !

Girl writes on the forum :
"After a great dentist acquainted. Jabs from swollen lips , eyes and kind of scared like a deer . Smile touching and most importantly - the reticence . "

I wondered how many times the women's logic ... but note " Gone . 'll come when I get back . " I just killed !

Girls professional scouts do not know they are - their girls .

In crowded public transport to the question " do not go to the next ? " always answer "no." Let him hit the road yourself and you.

Son bought a booklet of anecdotes , Dad - Akunin paperback grandfather " The Forsyte Saga " in four volumes , it locks ...

In my youth I thought that if receive a salary of 25 000. , Then 4 months can accumulate 100,000 , and the year in general 300,000 . Oh, how wrong I was ...

Sometimes some strange paths in life getting better by itself.

If in Soviet times among girls hobby greatest success with a small advantage enjoyed sewing school , now far ahead the school bunk and drink.

He told her that he wanted to try something new in bed. She showed him how to change the duvet cover ...

No perfect relationship . There female wisdom to ignore men's stupidity. Have the power to forgive men's women's weakness.

I think after the gifts of the Magi , we are committed in our most enlightened country Gandalf staff and the magic lamp of Aladdin !

Winter clearly understand why Russian first went into space. We do not need to get used to - every morning cold and darkness on the way to work.

In the struggle between good and evil always wins the trick .

Of course, I am an optimist . Pessimists so long and not suck live .

If ever my son says he wants to become a realtor , I would throw him out of the house . Or take 35,000 for accommodation, plus deposit .

This is what is should know Serdyukov , if for the sake of his amnesty freed even Khodorkovsky?

Life - is a race where everyone wants to get ahead , to reach the finish line last.

Women think contradictory, but are purposefully .

Above each carefree Sunday night dark shadow looms Monday .

He constantly interjected remark , Remarque and shouted indignantly .

He was one of that breed of people that can write an entire thesis on reducing costs to the organization on refilling ink cartridges provided with replacement print the letter E with the letter E.

My friend is allergic to fish , so if you give him bream , his face is swollen .

Football is the last legal way to buy black.

Baptism .
If your child after bathing in the hole in -20 degrees ill - a demon in it , dip one more time.

Leo Boniface could not even imagine that one of the children , whom he entertained become U.S. president.

I understand why the price of cigarettes went up ! Colored pictures on the packs are expensive ...

To my wife has not found the stash , I keep it in the lower right pocket of the second middle compartment of her handbag.

Morozov has its advantages. For example , forgotten in the trunk of a bag of garbage , may remain there for very long without bothering unpleasant odor.

Vodka quickly ended , and with the starters had no problems. Still, after Petrov could ordinary apple cut into sixty-four parts ...

The policeman saw the criminal ... But he was older than him in rank .

Magic - a belief in yourself. And when you do that , then everything else fails .

They sat and talked . And she has imagined , he starts to kiss her , undress ... But he only drank tea and did not leave until he ate the entire cake .

If we begin with the phrase : " Here we have the Masons ... " then everyone starts to listen more closely.

Rooster sitting outside prison , everybody says he thrush .

Mom said that from my friends smell grass . Now I am tormented by the question of where my mom knows the smell of marijuana ?

Authorities need to somehow bring people together in unison - that's understandable. That's just nothing but collect money , they can not think of .

If you say : " At your age, it's time to wise up already ! " Man offended a hint of folly , a woman - a hint of age ...

Over the last year from various Olympics due to the cost refused : Germany, Switzerland, Sweden , Canada. Rich Russian laughing rogue !

A feeling that the more urban transport from the factory comes with seating passengers.

Is not . Those my brain , you 're scaring the cockroaches !

Left with his wife in Thailand for the winter. I wake up in the morning - the rain comes . Say to my wife : see , colder today , Yandex 28 shows . She replies, so what do you want, Epiphany frosts !

Alexander was married for the fifth time , so he understood better witches Inquisition.

He laughs best who takes a long drag .

You can not bribe to raise taxes above the killers.

" Love is evil , fall in love with a goat " - a sleek , relaxed option. And actually - " ... like EXACTLY goat ."

All courses are expensive pickup yet divorced , more men than women.

" Sit sit , stand ," - said the old professor , entering the women's restroom .

This can only be in our country sit at work and think where is the money to earn ...

Nothing is neither happy nor as a woman and a man annoying as the fast-growing nails.

Got into the car . Child asks : Why do not we go ? I say that it is cold outside, the car warmed . And then the child gives : assholes or what?

Fabio Capello has admitted that the first time in my life to train Russians. And it is very difficult : so far all his life he has coached players exclusively .

Ruble appreciation goes to the following scheme: wood - glass - tin .

- And I would argue , the file is not feminine and says how much weight you've created .

Came in for an interview ... and fell asleep on the couch . Say " - see how I quickly adapt to the new location "

Every dictator wants to know how to win maidan !

All my life I wanted to be somebody and achieve something. Now I understand that it was necessary to be more specific .

Girls who think that guys like changing gloves , relax, you just walk on his hands !

In the case of animal protection vodka made hunting more than anything Greenpeace together.

Composure - when instead raise his voice raises an eyebrow .

Good asphalt road is not lying

Experience - it lost illusions , and not acquired wisdom.

Omen. If you met a woman with a bucket full of uranium - to enrich it .

Observed that some men think that their help in cleaning the wife is to raise the legs when she vacuums .

Volleyball at the wedding bridesmaid two o'clock did not give flowers fall.

On the production of blister foils require employees with great willpower ...

Our police will never find an escaped with an official budget money , but beautiful women - easily.

With whom will spend New Year's Eve , and on children in September.

If you want to grow good children , spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.

The most pleasant person to hear about himself what he thinks of himself . A disagreeable of all - what he knows about himself ...

Families take out a mortgage , start coming sms encouragement - "You can ," " Hold on ," " We believe in you! "

If the problem has a solution - you need not worry if there is no solution - it is pointless to worry . That's the whole principle pofigizma .

Mat beg you - go home !

She loved New York, menthol cigarettes and vanilla coffee, but sewing College knocked out of her this crap .

No more frustrating for a woman than inattention man she deliberately ignores .

Experience and alcoholism always win youth and enthusiasm ...

It is interesting to observe the obstetrician pulls tomatoes from 3- liter cans ...

A man should be just beautiful monkey . A woman a little smarter .

Chips - is the ability to sell one kilogram of potato costs .

Every man has a secret from his wife the right to vacuum cat.

Aliens , alien abduction , feel at ease .

Night friendship will not be engaged

You can not enter twice in the same river , but to plunge into the same shit - indefinitely.

White and fluffy - this is actually gray and hairy .

- Honey, I've got so cold hands ...
- What a happy coincidence ! I , just, sink full of dirty dishes !

- You get off at the next ?
- I do not know , you're a man - you decide.

- So , my young guerrillas - start questioning in last topic ...

- Have you noticed , I bought myself a new perfume !
- Yes, we old - it is not noticed .

- How do you feel about religion?
- Perfect scenario , a brilliant director and performers disgusting ...

- Dad , let's go play football?
- Son, in our country there is no football ! Have to say: "Let's go play ball " ...

- Dad , is it true that in some countries of the East fiance does not know who his wife until he marries ?
- It is in every country , son!

- You married me for calculation !
- Yeah ! Only here at exactly what I expected , still do not understand!
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