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Threepwood
12-01-2008-15:42
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А можно узнать краткое содержание на более доступном языке? ;-)
Threepwood, заголовок - сочинение, видимо, девятиклассника (что-то девятилетнее) на тему размножения. Дальше ниасилил :)
маяк, респект:) "Девятилетнего" там, девятиклассник такого не написал бы (я надеюсь:)).
Threepwood, yes, John! Of course, John!:Р
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As it so happens again and again that people just die, there must be new ones. This is the intercourse. Yet, actually one doesn't sleep (Beischlaf "половое сношение", schlafen "спать"), but makes terrible things with his heart, his penis and his vagina. I saw my parents in the sitting room, where they intercoursed. My Papa was moaning frightfully, and my Mama was howling, even though none of us is dead yet. Perhaps, they were practising, though, because my Granny is quite old already. And since - as I have noticed - they practise three times a week, Granny will probably die soon. On my mother's bedside table I have found tablets. Papa always asks her, if she has already taken the pills. She is definitely ill as well, but she doesn't go to the doctor. But if they are practising so hard, a new being will definitely come to the world soon. I wish it were a rabbit.
The intercourse of humans happens through semen. Flowers, bushes and trees must be often watered, and my Mama takes a shower every day. Then, perhaps, everything grows faster.
The new being grows in the belly, but since my mother is ill, perhaps, my father does it. His belly has already become bigger, but he hasn't told us anything yet.
When a new being comes to the world, it must first come through vagina, and it is all little and white.
The Negroes definitely come through ass.
Threepwood, yes, John! Of course, John!:Р
Приблизительный перевод (орфографические ошибки не переданы):
As it so happens again and again that people just die, there must be new ones. This is the intercourse. Yet, actually one doesn't sleep (Beischlaf "половое сношение", schlafen "спать"), but makes terrible things with his heart, his penis and his vagina. I saw my parents in the sitting room, where they intercoursed. My Papa was moaning frightfully, and my Mama was howling, even though none of us is dead yet. Perhaps, they were practising, though, because my Granny is quite old already. And since - as I have noticed - they practise three times a week, Granny will probably die soon. On my mother's bedside table I have found tablets. Papa always asks her, if she has already taken the pills. She is definitely ill as well, but she doesn't go to the doctor. But if they are practising so hard, a new being will definitely come to the world soon. I wish it were a rabbit.
The intercourse of humans happens through semen. Flowers, bushes and trees must be often watered, and my Mama takes a shower every day. Then, perhaps, everything grows faster.
The new being grows in the belly, but since my mother is ill, perhaps, my father does it. His belly has already become bigger, but he hasn't told us anything yet.
When a new being comes to the world, it must first come through vagina, and it is all little and white.
The Negroes definitely come through ass.
Threepwood
14-01-2008-13:11
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Threepwood, спасибо!:)
Мне еще про папино пузо понравилось и про негров:)
Мне еще про папино пузо понравилось и про негров:)
Ну насмешила, ну спасибо!
Euro-English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan for the "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fisiks, fotograf and farmasy about 20% shorter, hence less ink to use.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which made us look stupid once we mis-spel a word. Besides, double letered words have always ben subject to
inakurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in words like languag & disguis is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a riel sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it izi tu
understand ich oza. Ze drim of a united urop vil finali kum tru. And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German-like English as zey vunted in ze first plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan for the "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fisiks, fotograf and farmasy about 20% shorter, hence less ink to use.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which made us look stupid once we mis-spel a word. Besides, double letered words have always ben subject to
inakurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in words like languag & disguis is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a riel sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it izi tu
understand ich oza. Ze drim of a united urop vil finali kum tru. And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German-like English as zey vunted in ze first plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
маяк, аж мурашки по коже...:)
Threepwood
16-01-2008-12:12
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маяк, а почему отказать-то надо этому баяну?
Threepwood, я испугался - а вдруг он тут уже канадский? :)
Hellus, ага, и в тему поста, тоже почти по-немецки!
Hellus, ага, и в тему поста, тоже почти по-немецки!
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