A lesson for all us guys I suppose. The chicks dig men who kill people for money, damn I knew I should have studied that in college.


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— Oh Vera. How are you still single?



— maybe it's the thermal undies?

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oh I am a lot of fun....just not for you
oh good god did I just quote Anita Blake?

someone please point me to the closest chemical shower facility




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Had to change my shorts twice for that news.