Одна из любимых историй на английском языке.
Вся её прелесть именно в том, что она на английском.
Для тех, кому любопытно.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here".
The man says, "Yes, it is".
Boy says, "I have a baseball."
Man says, "That's nice."
Boy says, "Want to buy it?"
Man says, "No, thanks."
Boy says, "My dad's outside."
Man says, "OK, how much?"
Boy says, "$250.00."
Man says, "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the man are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750.00"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove; let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy answers, "$1,000.00"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that! That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church, and you will go to confession."
They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth closing the door behind him.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my closet now."
:)