Karma's only a bitch if you are.

The only reason why I'm agreeing with you, is so you can shut up.

I only keep your number on my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.



"Fu*k You" "Whoa, don't threaten me with a good time ;)"