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George bush and condolisa raise

  


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir. I have the report here about the new leader of China.

GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.

CONDI: Hu is the new leader of China.

GEORGE: That's what I want to know.

CONDI: That's what I'm telling you.

GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

CONDI: Yes.

GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name.

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: The guy in China.

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: The new leader of China.

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: The Chinaman!

CONDI: Hu is leading China.

GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for?

CONDI: I'm telling you Hu is leading China?

GEORGE: Well. I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

CONDI: That's the man's name.

GEORGE: That's who's name?

CONDI: Yes

GEORGE: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

CONDI: Yes. Sir.

GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

Middle East.

CONDI: That's correct.

GEORGE: Then' who is in China?

CONDI: Yes. Sir

GEORGE: Yassir is in China?

CONDI: No. Sir.

GEORGE: Then who is?

CONDI: Yes. Sir

GEORGE: Yassir?

CONDI: No. Sir.

GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

CONDI: Kofi?

GEORGE: No, thanks.

CONDI: You want Kofi?

GEORGE: No.

CONDI: You don't want Kofi.

GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it. I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

CONDI: Yes-sir.

GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

CONDI: Kofi?

GEORGE: Milk! Will you please make the call?

CONDI: And call who?

GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

CONDI: Hu is the guy in China.

GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!

CONDI: Yes. Sir.

GEORGE: And stay out of the

Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

CONDI: Kofi.

GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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