by Sean Morey

I am woman hear me roar!... if you don't open my door.
I can do anything that a man can do!... but I don't have to.
Oh the female sex has a lot more class!... unless we're looking at a male stripper's ass.
I'm a 21st century gal!... but I can't set my VCR.

Well, I am not your hooker!... but you're still going to pay.
Cause sex is a special thing!... and a darn good weapon.
Because my body belongs to me!... until I get dinner and a movie.
I don't sleep around!... until I do a credit check.

And I have a mind of my own!... which I change every two seconds.
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions!... because I can't fold a map.
And I stand behind my man!... so I can nag him as much as I can.
I can fight in combat!... but I can't kill a spider.

And I never tell a lie!... but I will fake an orgasm.
'Cause I am the real McCoy!... except for my boobs and my face.
And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze!... but I am addicted to buying shoes.
And I'm very proud of my age!... which is none of your frickin' business!