Quotes-Find out some of the wacky things Tom has said...

? Does anybody else wet themselves when they laugh too much?

? No it's not! Guys can wet themselves too!

? My gran's a tap dancer. Well, she thinks she is, anyway.

? When it gets steamy I leave bum-prints on their mirror.

? You're going to hell, you are! This is why I took his gerbils away...

? McFly are definitely not friends with the goat-men.

? We were rocking too hard during That Girl and I fell over and stacked it on my arse

? Charlie didn't inform me of the perils of stage slides!

? You don't need clean ones unless you're seeing a girl...

? Oh my God what does it mean... tell me. Oh my God, it must be rude if you cant tell me!

? [repeated several times] Why?

? It was number one for two weeks *flicks hair*

? I've already written three number ones... *flicks hair*

? Are you American?

? What does it say?

? Aww, you opened it for me

? YEAH I DO REMEMBER, I WAS THERE YOU KNOW!

Tom's naughty stories

?When we were recording our album we lived in a hotel. We used to have grape fights all of the time. They?d be proper battles, with all of us hiding behind sofas and beds, chucking fruit around. It was really messy and we got grapes everywhere. I don?t think the hotel manager was very impressed.?



?One time, me and Danny were on the motorway driving back from a gig, and were really desperate for the loo. The driver stopped our bus and we had to nip out onto the hard shoulder. Loads of people must have seen us, but at 70 miles per hour I doubt if anyone recognised us.?


Tom's embarrassing stories

?Last year I went out with a really fit girl. But as I was talking to her this bogey came out of my nose and landed on her back. She didn?t see, ?cause I gave her a hug and scraped it off with my hand. Luckily it was nice and crusty, not a squishy one.?


?I always like to stuff my face at Christmas. But one Christmas morning, I ate a whole bag of peanuts and got really bad food poisoning because they?d gone off. I spent most of Christmas day in the bathroom.?



?I?m useless at sport and always embarrass myself on the footie pitch. One reason is that we didn?t do P.E. at school-we had dance lessons instead. Ballet was the worst, and I felt so silly doing pirouettes! But I wasn?t the only one embarrassing myself; Matt Busted had to do it too.?



?We once went on a school trip to HMS Belfast, an old navy ship on the Thames. When the teachers went to the caf?, we went exploring round the ship. We all had great fun running about, but I ended up hitting my head on a porthole and falling over just as the teacher came back. Everybody saw.?



?Once at a school swimming contest, I was showing off a bit and I dived into the pool, before swimming off really fast past the judges. But I didn?t realise that my trunks had fallen down and everybody could see my bum-including my teachers! It?s a relief that I wasn?t doing the backstroke at the time!?



?When we played at Sheffield Arena on the Busted tour, I fell over in front of 10,000 people. I could see Danny?s family laughing in the crowd but I battled on with the pain right to the end. I thought the rest of the guys hadn?t noticed, but at the end of the gig, Danny said to the audience, ?Ha! Did you see Tom fall over?? I was gutted?



?A few weeks ago we had to go to Tesco to get some bits and pieces for the McFly house. I was parked next to a bush and it was a bit of a squeeze getting in the passenger side. Trouble was, I put the car in reverse just as Harry was getting in and the door whacked him in the head. Oops!?