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) Jelllyjam 07-12-2006 14:47


They say a man isn't complete till he's married; then he's finished!

And a joke based on tenses:

"Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?"
"Darling, of course I do."

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Wrong but funny translation Мышка-Машка 05-12-2006 17:04


http://www.dp76.com/log/519
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A lot of friends Jelllyjam 08-11-2006 14:11


Have you got many friends? If it is so, how do you connect with them? And if it takes a lot of time to meet them all one by one or in small groups, what do you do? Do you try to introduce them to each other? But they have different interests, different jobs, they are not of the same age. There can be misunderstanding, even conflicts, and an old friendship may go to the end...
Communication by phones, ICQ is not like face to face communication. So, what alternatives can you offer? Or just tell how do you manage to have time for all these meetings?
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) Jelllyjam 24-10-2006 10:01


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Beauty and sacrifice Jelllyjam 16-10-2006 10:53


[260x352] It is known that there is a big price to be paid for beauty. Have you ever sacrifice anything for beauty? Have you ever done anything to amaze somebody? Something that costed a lot for you (I don't mean only money)...
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) Jelllyjam 11-10-2006 13:50


Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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) Jelllyjam 28-09-2006 10:45


"Doctor!" complained the patient; "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
The doctor scratched his head. "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"
"No," replied the patient, "just spots."
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Interesting work? Is it possible? Веселинка_Малопопка 21-09-2006 06:59


I know that there are some small ammount of people, who do what thay like most of all in the world end they are paid for this. My husband is one of them.
I wish I was... I'm not. I dont know to what activity I can dedicate my life. Now I'm inclined to think that it will be growing up my children. But I don't have them yet. So I can't prove it. And I'm surely won't be paid for it. When I was a schoolgirl, I thought that my mission is langueges. I finished the univercity at FLD to understand that it is not.
Now I'm thinking about my sister, who is at the parting of the ways. She is to make a decision (9th form) where to go study and what to do in the life. She is too young to deside, but no one has right to make the choice ang to choose between well-paid job or interesting one. The funniest thing is that she doesn't know what is interesting for her.
How did you do the choise?
Did it approve?
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Being a tutor? Jelllyjam 20-09-2006 12:09


Have you ever thought about tutoring? So, I have a question: from what should I start lessons with children? From pictures, grammar, phonetics or something else?
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Chocolate Jelllyjam 20-09-2006 11:06


Do you like chocolate as I do?
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Still virtue? Веселинка_Малопопка 18-09-2006 13:55


Do you approve sex without love, just for one/several nights?
Keeping innocence (not only virginity, but Innocence in a broad sence) to your husband... Is it still virtue ?
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Not to forget.... Веселинка_Малопопка 15-09-2006 09:27


topicality - lol:)

Well... this topic, I think, is actual not only for me, but for every ex- student of FLD. I start forgetting the language. "How can this be true?!?" - I ask myself. I've studied it for whole my life and suddenly I'm not capable of fluent speaking.
What should I do?!? Maybe going to the language school? NO! My linguistic pride will be hurt.
Speaking to a foreigner? Where will I find him in the middle of Siberia, I wonder?
ICQ, for instance? It'll only ruine my miserable spelling...
TELL ME WHAT TO DO???????
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Time Jelllyjam 12-09-2006 10:01


[260x348] Well,  nobody writes, I think it's because of the beginning of autumn, a lot of  work, problems... So, ok.
The new school year has just started and so parents have got new problems. I won't touch upon the problem of money which they should pay but of time which they should find for their children to help them with their homework after they (parents) came home tired after work.
So, are you acquainted with such a situation like in the picture? What do you think about this?
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Heroes Nad_Gamgee 25-08-2006 17:43


Hi, folk! Would like to ask you: when reading some books you really like, do you associate yourself with heroes of those books? Who are they? Do you have any universal hero? Do you associate with movies as well?

As for me, I divide such associations into "who I am" and "who I want to be like". And often this "who I am" differs from my fav hero ;) Can you name any examples of yours?
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Choosing products Jelllyjam 23-08-2006 10:55


How much attention do you pay to the products when you're going to buy them? Do you always look at the date by which you should use this product? Do you know of which color and smell should products be to use them without serious consequences? Tell us about your shopping trips.
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Books Jelllyjam 21-08-2006 15:45


Have you got a manual of English which you admire, use in every difficult situation (when you need help in grammar, for example) and which helps you very much?
Maybe, there are several such books? Could you tell about them?
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Без заголовка Сонная_соня 17-08-2006 10:33


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Без заголовка Сонная_соня 17-08-2006 10:33


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Vacation Jelllyjam 11-08-2006 13:29


What is your ideal vacation?
Lying in the sun near a swimming-pool somewhere in Turkey or Egypt? Or spending your spare time in some village in solitude or with your close friend / spouse?
And could you remember the  most wonderful vacation of yours?
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Some words about studies Jelllyjam 19-07-2006 16:59


At the last session the Old English was the worst examination. You know, the most insulting thing is that you read up for them (exams, I mean), but it's useless. The head is empty again and you're nervously trying to remember the most important theses or just definitions, but then you just get your mark (of which you're not satisfied) and go outside to smoke... You may just guess what happened to your brains...
How do you read up for your exans? Maybe, you have some system of preparing?
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