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The 22 Best Rock Riders
If you could order anything before your gig what would it be? Some bands really went to town!
1) Gorgoroth – 50 sheep heads, 200 meters of barbed wire, 1 carpenter, extra soft pink toilet paper
2) Iggy Pop – sharp knife, Chinese gunpowder tea, an English language newspaper, a monitor man who speaks English and is not afraid of death, Bob Hope impersonator, seven dwarves, 6 bottles of decent local beer, 2 bottles of Bordeaux
3) Marilyn Manson – Air-conditioning always on full, Haribo gummi bears, Doritos, Absinthe, a bald hooker with no teeth
4) Guns N’ Roses – Dunhill Cigarettes, Marlboro Reds, Camel Filters, Adult Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse)
5) Sammy Hagar – Absolut vodka, Jack Daniels, Bacardi Anjeo, Premuim tequilla, 6 limes, 4 shot glasses, celery (trimmed not peeled)
6) Motley Crue – Kraft mayonnaise, Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard, Skippy Creamy Peanut butter, 12-long boa constrictor, A submachine gun, Local AA schedules
7) Korn – Lawyer, Doctor, Dentist
Poison – Sign language interpreter for deaf fans
9) The Bloodhound Gang – a monkey
10) The Darkness – Absinthe, Fruit Smoothies
11) Foo Fighters – Stinky Cheese
12) Kiss – a supply of Kiss blow-up dolls
13) HIM – bibles
14) Rollins Band – 2 large boxes of cereal, 2 litres milk and 2 litres soy milk, real dark roast Italian coffee, 12 protein bars
15) Van Halen – a bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones taken out
16) Taking Back Sunday – Pre-Dangerous era Michael Jackson poster
17) Bon Jovi – 2 mops, 2 buckets, 2 brooms, 2 large squeegees
18) Led Zeppelin – Iron, Ironing board
19) Limp Bizkit – dimmable lamps
20) Def Leppard – fruit juice, wheat-free cookies, very very small plums
21) Nickelback – to spend the afternoon playing golf.
22) Motorhead – Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs,
Honory Members:
Atomic Kitten – Jack Daniels, Vodka, Champagne, Wione, Lager, Red Bull, Play-Doh
не так уж страшно,по сравнению с другими
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