...то похуй.
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Rubbish. Wanna sleep & fuck. And money. Lots of them, yeah.

Fry
"I'll be whatever I wanna do."
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them."
"Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, Monsignor."
"No, I'm ...doesn't!"
"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
"Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion."
"But existing is basically all I do!"
"Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!"
"That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"Magic. Got it."
"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."
"This show's been going downhill since season three."
"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"
"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
"Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that!"

Bender
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
"Oh. Your. God."
"My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."
"Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
"Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
"Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"
"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
"They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning."
"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
"Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
"You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery."
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
"I hate the people that love me and they hate me."
"Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
"I could pound your head 'til you thinks that's what happened."
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny."
"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
"Would you kindly shut your noise-hole?"

Leela
"You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever."
"Look Fry, you're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different."
"At the risk of sounding negative, no."
"Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know that the decision shouldn't be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun."
"Hey you guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots! They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Woo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!"
"Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses."
"Still, given the chance, I'd give in to urges far more shocking."
"Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk."
"Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"
"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"
"This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life."
"Please don't stop playing, Fry. I wanna hear how it ends."

Professor
"Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!"
"Dirt doesn't need luck!"
"Choke on that, causality!"
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"
"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..."
"Tell them I hate them!"
"Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
"Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense."
"Oh, my, yes."

Zoidberg
"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
"My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came 2 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!"
"...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell Читать далее...

Ночью была жесть...

Вчера, в 12:40, Вера осчастливила Дениску первенцем, с чем его и поздравляю. Виват Ростик.
Сегодня проведывал Верку и малого, блин, он крикливый. И везде ищет сиси. Как я =)) Только, цели у нас разные =))) Короче, йа скоро стану крестником, кууул. Позитив =)
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Очень верно =)
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Не писал... завтычил =)
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Сиськи актуальны всегда. Мафия говорила, что она бессмертна. Чингисхан говорил, что он бессмертен. Римляне говорили, что Рим бессмертен. Только сиськи молчат и соблазняют...

реально клёвая, а барышень - в топку.
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мама сёдня предложила купить щена... думаю... пока, не хочу, наверное. это будет другая собака, с щенком куча геммора, а у меня всё меньше времени... и я боюсь, что буду к нему плохо относится, так как буду видеть в нём "замену" Цорика...

В колонках играет - Divine Divinity Soundtrack
Настроение сейчас - дерьмовое

...всё время кажется, что он скулит, когда играет музыка. Выключаю - тишина. Всё время думаю, что он ща будет меня фигачить лапой, когда сижу за столом, смотрю под стол - пусто. Кажется, что сейчас зайду домой, а он выбежит с мячиком в пасти, открываю дверь - а там пусто. Даже подстилка лежит как-то не так, правильно, он вечно её переворачивал. Никто не припрётся в комнату и не оставит тонну шерсти на вещах, никто не уляжештся на подушку, когда ты отвернёшься, никто не тянет гулять под страхом вытирания полов и никто не виляет тем, что гордо считал хвостом...

пёс, i fucking miss u much.

Похоронил. 18.09.2007. RIP...

Разревелся, как девочка... =(((((((((((((((((((

В колонках играет - Linkin Park - In the end.
Настроение сейчас - нет

RIP......................сегодня в 4 часа усыплю....................

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Окончен. Торчал там все выходные. Теперь у меня есть пиздецкий сертификат "Мастер Управлекния". Вёл Тимур Дзгоев, корпорация "Бизнес-Мастер". Жесть...
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теперь без машины. буду пока на табуретке, в виде форестера катаццо =(

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Ну что, моя любимая авоська! Ты была клёвым дырчиком! Прощай...

Сегодня официально получил аванс за авоську. Good luck, A8! Looking 4wrd to seeng you in hell... I'll be missing you fucking much, блянах. =((

они и в африке - самки.
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очень прикольно. полазили по заводу, где производство будет. жесть. катакомбы. всё разворовано и разрушено. думаю позвонить Серёге, предложить фотки в роли текстур для продолжения сталкера... =) проезжали прикольное село "Деньги" =)

Ужасть. Какая драма.
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упёр тут: http://gaer.ru/hum/hum.htm
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