and, if anybody doesen't know yet,
johnny c has a twitter! http://twitter.com/Johnny_c
some funny stuff:
-I'd assumed I'd be ranting about kids and their crazy new fashions as I got older, but I find myself stabbing them for aping old shit.
-I think more people should use fancy canes as they walk, so I've taken to obliterating their legs at the knees with this hunk of pipe.
-Awkward moment at diner. Woman thought I was staring at her chest when really i was just trying to explode her heart by concentrating.
-Maybe I AM beating their hogtied bodies with a shovel and burying them alive, but some of the things they say while I do it really hurt.
-I've seen some terrible things, done a few myself but nothing comes close to the horror of the Sonic the Hedgehog fan community.
-Show me a teenage white girl with with a japanesey or anime inspired nickname and I'll show them a pipe wrench to the face.
-Waiting outside the mall for the first person to be wearing a shirt proclaiming how "psycho" they are. They're gonna remember this day.
-I'm fuckin' hardcore, dig? I eat my waffles with BLOOD instead of syrup. That's right - BLOOD. Fuckin' blood, man. Okay...just syrup.
-I stabbed a bee.
-Had that dream where I floss my head clean in half. Woke up screaming, scaring the person whose head I was flossing in half nearly to death
-Invited a girl wearing a "I'm so crazy" shirt to the basement where I keep a starving group of gibbering lunatics who need no such shirts.
-Some know only just enough to be barely aware of how much they're missing inside, so dealing with those is almost an act of mercy.
-So I tells him, I says, I tells him just like this I says, "Buddy, I'll sharpen my fists on your MOM." While he was confused, I stabbed him
-She said she "totally agreed with my outlook on reality", but seemed not at all understanding of why I had to smash her moronic skull apart.
-Today's goal: Find at least 50 white girls with Japanese bits in their names like "chan" and "neko", and launch them screaming into hell.
-Cat people, however, give me the willies. I've a mass grave full of people like that and, really, I can't dig enough of them.
-Unless you're a leopard or a Thundercat, wearing leopard print is not only cheesy as fuck but a desperate cry for a knife in the stomach.
-"But I'm on your side" some of the air screams, "I'm like you!", it insists, but I can barely hear it because it is barely there.
-We barely know each other and already she's trying to change me, complaining about how I just keep stabbing her over and over in the face.
-Going to have to dig a whole new mass grave just for all the corpses of people who draw manga, cat-girls, which makes me hate them even more
-If someone tries to tell you how "fuckin crazy" they are, assume they're trying too hard and are as normal and desperate as anyone else.
ok. i'm done. bye