Priehla obratno iz NY shtata...Tam priroda, pryam kak v Rossii...Seichas pitaus' obyzsnit' kotu, chto on slomaet mne kompu'ter, esli ne perestanet hodit' po klavisham....
Mi ispekli koffeinii tort - on poluchilsya udarnim. Ya ne mogu zasnut'.

U menya novii vnutrennii conflict: Ya mnogo hochu, i mnogim hochu bit', no ne znau, esli podhogu dlya etogo haracterom. Budu dumat'.

A vot i moi hozyaistvennii drug.. Mi nedavno ez'dili na fermu, teper u nas takoe isobilee fruktov, chto mi gotovim po dva tri piroga v den'... Vot, hvastaus'. :))
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Moi drug tak nyanchit'sya s nashim kotom... lulukaet ego, na shee kataet, begaet s nim chasami, ushi-rot-nos proveryat, mereet emu temperaturu slishkom chasto, da i v zhelom otnosit'sya k nemu, kak k rebenku...
A parnu to 22 goda, a tak milo i smeshno zabotit'sya o kote... A mogno predstavit', kak on budet so svoimi det'mi nyanchitsya... I ponyatno, chto on budet horoshim otzom.
I radostno tak stanovitsya, i legko tak na dushe, i schastlivo...
Vot kak horosho, kogda sestra s kuklami igraet i zheluet menya spokoinoi nochi, tak ge horosho, nabludaya za privyazanost'u moego druga k kotu...

7 Iunya, ya podarila drugu kotenka... Nash Sash'ka... Takim bol'shim stanovit'sya i takim zamechatel'nim!
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Picnic u ozera nedaleko ot nashei derevni Rockvilla...
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I moya imitatziya Denisa:
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Vse taki malchishki - prosto chudo!
Mi s nimi druzim druzhim, kak ya suda priehala... Ne stabil'no, no v skautah osobenno.. Denis -prelest'. :)

Kak bilo zdorovo s nim bit' nachal'nikami lagerya... Kak zdorovo, chto est' Vlad, kotorii tak ge obagaet prirodu, skautskie idei, pesni u kostra, i kotorii moget sostavit' mne kompaniu v organizatzii detei.
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I kak zdorovo, chto est' Nikita i Liza, kotorie otdavali stol'ko vremeni i sil, chto bi sdelat' nashu skautskuu zhiz'n nastol'ko prekrasnoi i rodnoi, chto ya i Vlad teper' hotim i gotovi tak ge zanimat'sya s mladshimi rebyatami...
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mne kagetsya, eto bila nastol'ko davno...
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Priehala iz skautskogo lagarya, sovershenno vlublennaya v svoih devchonok i nashih razved'chikov ( hotya ih vsego 3)... Nadeus', budut photographii. A poka, skuchau po prirode i druz'yam...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."

Neashi rebyata, kak vsegda, v obnimku.:)
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Tak posmotrela seichas... Ne za chto bi im po 22 goda ne dala...

Nashla photographii, neskol'ko postavlu...
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Nedavno posmotrela Nochnoi Dozor. Ochen' ponravilos'. Osobenno posle amerikanskih filmov.
Poslednuu nedelu pitalas' posmotret' Dnevnoi Dozor. Nakonez to nashla u druzei zapis' divx formata... Na DVD zvuk est', izobragenie ugasnoe. Na komp'utere otchego to tol'ko v etom filme iz vsego diska zvuka net, hotya pokazivaet horosho.
Posmetret' hotelos' ochen', poetomu ya vse taki umudrilas' izvratit'sya, i smotret' DD na komp'utere, slushaya ego po teliku... Pravda raza tri komputer zasipal, i mne prihodilos' senhronizirovat' zvuk i film zanovo.. Nudno, no ya dovol'na.
Dnevnoi Dozor toge ponravilsya, hotya on mne pokazal'sya bolee tihim i myagkim filmom... Ne nastol'ko temnim, bolee moral'nim...
:)

Obagau Khabenskogo!
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ya poddergivau creativity:
http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/05/what-to-do-with-your-old-pc.html

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend - she was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So,she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. Mom fainted...
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

A eto ya, Loide i Mary v kinoteatre. Loide uezgaet voobshe v Yale, connecticut, chto v chasah 12 ezdi ot suda... Molodez devchonka, proshla v odin i 10 luchshih univerov strani. Pravda poka idet na dacultet architecturi. Ya nadeus', potom peredelaet eto v proffesiu advocata i lobbyist...
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A eto prosto pokazat' moih druzei, poka mi vse ne poraz'ehalis' po vsei strane...:
Vlad idet v zdeshnii univer, kak i ya. Devochka - eto MAry, uezgaet v sosednii shtat, chto v 3 chasah ezdi na mashine.
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Настроение сейчас - Vlublennoe

Na etih vihodnih edim v Amusement Park (King's Dominion) i v Ocean City, chtobi kak i vsya molodeg' zagorat' na odnom malen'kom pyatashke oceanskogo berega, a potom pol nochi zanimat'sya preseltnoi chush'u.
Chem bol'she slushau JOnny Cash, tem bol'she nravitsya.
Pogoda ugasno udushlivaya - na ulize ran'she 8 vechera delat' nechego. Zato nochi - !....
Leto nachalos' official'no.

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Segodnya bil nash vipusknoi. Skuchnota, da priyatno, chto est' opredelennii konez.... Ozenki pravda prihodyat tol'ko lish v Iule, no eto dage luchshe...
Segodnya utrom vitashila vse bumagi, kotorie hranila s 8 klassa, vse vse.... Vse uroki istorii, physiki, angliiskogo, frantsuzskogo, dage peniya - vse v bol'shoi meshok.
Vikidivat' ih bilo kak to strashno. Nesnau, otchego. Boyalas' ya ih vitashit' iz zapilennih yashikov, pologit' stopochkami v bol'shoi meshok i donesti do musorki. Kak budto chast' zhizni vikidivaesh.
A posle zeremonii nagragdenii i polucheniya diplpoma - spokoino, horosho...
PHotok pravda net, tam slishkom temno bilo, da i zal samii bol'shoi v Washington DC area...

Zato est' photograhii s NOrth Carolina puteshestviya... Eto vistavlu.
Katenish, ne zabivai!
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I vse iz za chego? Potomu chto moi lubimii ne moget prochitat' moi misli i zaglyanut' ko mne v gosti... Nu chto podelat'... Pridet'sya tvorit' telepatiruushii apparattus....