Dirty-A, h-Ohhh mama... FLEX THOSE PEX! HIT HA HU!

Wizem, Shake me balls, Stifler!

Dirty-A, uhh... How 'bout "no", Scott?

Wizem, Hou, man!!!
Sick Alla....
)

Dirty-A, Wizem, ммм.........англичане мои великие...

PINKY=), WTF?
Тут башие ДЯДЯ Англичане общаются))))))))))))))
=)

Dirty-A, Oh my god, bro, dude, what are you doing to her man?

Wizem, mmmm Don't touch me when Zuza tantric!!!

Dirty-A, Tantric? What the fuck is "tantric"??

It's a buddhist discipline. You learn to channel your body's energies, your chakras. When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days

Dirty-A, Can you teach Пакин?

Wizem, Holy potatoes!!
NO!!!

Jusitn 'MILF' Guy #1 (Justin Isfeld): "Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. Hey, you are a god."
John 'MILF' Guy #2 (John Cho): "Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick cause I gotta piss so bad, I would shake your hand."

John Cho omfg.

This one time, at band camp, there was this party, except... It wasn't really a party, and I was the only one there.

You're an asshole.

Dirty-A, Stiffler has this beer, right...?

Wizem, You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?

Dirty-A, Hey, you're Petey, right?

My name is Petey! Thank you! And I hawe gigantic balls!

Dirty-A, It's the stiffmeister, baby.

Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field.
=)

Dirty-A, What? We're not lesbians...

Wizem, ...those are my lesbians.

Dirty-A, Go find your own. Я первый забил.

Wizem, а я тя забил)

Dirty-A, Ух... Ё.........

Я забит :(

Wizem, да... бу-га-га.. как мой брат)

Dirty-A, Как ты ему руку сломал, казёл? :)

Wizem, эт не я... он просто бился рукой об стёкла на балконе.. вот и разбил.. и стёкла и руку)

Dirty-A, ХАХХХХАХАХАХАХАХАХА :D