Чо если-бы на земле осталось 100 человек
09-01-2005 04:15
Если сократить всё человечество до деревни в сто жителей, принимая во внимание все пропорциональные соотношения, вот как будет выглядеть население этой деревни:
57 азиатов 21 европеец 14 американцев (северных и южных) 8 африканцев
52 будут женщинами - 48 мужчинами
70 не белыми - 30 белыми
89 гетеросексуальными - 11 гомосексуальными
6 человек будут владеть 59% всего мирового богатства и все шесть будут из США
у 80 не будет достаточных жилищных условий
70 будут неграмотными
50 будут недоедать
1 умрёт
2 родятся
у 1 будет компьютер
1 (только один) будет иметь высшее образование.
Если посмотреть на мир с этой точки зрения, становится ясно, что потребность в солидарности, понимании, терпимости, образовании очень высока. Подумай об этом.
Если сегодня с утра ты проснулся здоровым, ты счастливее, чем 1 миллион человек, которые не доживут до следующей недели.
Если ты никогда не переживал войну, одиночество тюремного заключения, агонию пыток или голод -
ты счастливее, чем 500 миллионов человек в этом мире.
Если ты можешь пойти в церковь (синагогу) без страха и угрозы заключения или смерти, ты счастливее, чем 3 милиарда человек в этом мире.
Если в твоём холодильнике есть еда, ты одет и обут, у тебя есть крыша над головой и постель,
ты богаче, чем 75% людей в этом мире.
Если у тебя есть счёт в банке, деньги в кошельке и немного мелочи в копилке, ты принадлежишь к 8% обеспеченных людей в этом мире.
Если ты читаешь этот текст, ты благословлен вдвойне, потому что:
кто-то подумал о тебе;
ты не принадлежишь к тем 2 миллиардам людей, которые не умеют читать
и... у тебя был компьютер!
Пошли эту страницу тем, кого ты называешь друзьями.
Если ты не отправишь этот текст дальше, ничего не случится. Если отправишь - кто-нибудь улыбнетcя.
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Если сократить всё человечество до деревни в сто жителей, принимая во внимание все пропорциональные соотношения, вот как будет выглядеть население этой деревни:
57 азиатов 21 европеец 14 американцев (северных и южных) 8 африканцев
52 будут женщинами - 48 мужчинами
70 не белыми - 30 белыми
89 гетеросексуальными - 11 гомосексуальными
6 человек будут владеть 59% всего мирового богатства и все шесть будут из США
у 80 не будет достаточных жилищных условий
70 будут неграмотными
50 будут недоедать
1 умрёт
2 родятся
у 1 будет компьютер
1 (только один) будет иметь высшее образование.
Если посмотреть на мир с этой точки зрения, становится ясно, что потребность в солидарности, понимании, терпимости, образовании очень высока. Подумай об этом.
Если сегодня с утра ты проснулся здоровым, ты счастливее, чем 1 миллион человек, которые не доживут до следующей недели.
Если ты никогда не переживал войну, одиночество тюремного заключения, агонию пыток или голод -
ты счастливее, чем 500 миллионов человек в этом мире.
Если ты можешь пойти в церковь (синагогу) без страха и угрозы заключения или смерти, ты счастливее, чем 3 милиарда человек в этом мире.
Если в твоём холодильнике есть еда, ты одет и обут, у тебя есть крыша над головой и постель,
ты богаче, чем 75% людей в этом мире.
Если у тебя есть счёт в банке, деньги в кошельке и немного мелочи в копилке, ты принадлежишь к 8% обеспеченных людей в этом мире.
Если ты читаешь этот текст, ты благословлен вдвойне, потому что:
кто-то подумал о тебе;
ты не принадлежишь к тем 2 миллиардам людей, которые не умеют читать
и... у тебя был компьютер!
Пошли эту страницу тем, кого ты называешь друзьями.
Если ты не отправишь этот текст дальше, ничего не случится. Если отправишь - кто-нибудь улыбнетcя.
101 Rules Of Black Metal
09-01-2005 02:37
После того как прочел это пол дня ржал!
1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren’t "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.
10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...
11. ...Listen to Peccatum.
12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".
14. Don't be Dani Filth.
15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man."
16. Don't be Dani Filth.
17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.
18. Run for it!
19. Sodomize a virgin whore.
20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)
21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its release... so it becomes 'cult'.
22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"
23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.
24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..
26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true" blackmetallers.
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.
28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.
33. Don't make jokes.
34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.
36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".
37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members.
38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.
39. Never play live.
40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.
41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)
42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.
43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".
44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success.
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be "true".
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians.
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.
49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).
50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.
52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.
53. Never say "friggin".
54. Never finish anything you start.
55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".
56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal Hails".
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".
59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.
60. Accept every interview you're offered...then pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.
61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.
62. Wait... scratch that last one. (See rule 1)
63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the Dark Lord's greasy @#%$ at any time.
64. Use the phrase "suck the dark lord's greasyЧитать далее...
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После того как прочел это пол дня ржал!
1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren’t "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.
10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...
11. ...Listen to Peccatum.
12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".
14. Don't be Dani Filth.
15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man."
16. Don't be Dani Filth.
17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.
18. Run for it!
19. Sodomize a virgin whore.
20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)
21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its release... so it becomes 'cult'.
22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"
23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.
24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..
26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true" blackmetallers.
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.
28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.
33. Don't make jokes.
34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.
36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".
37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members.
38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.
39. Never play live.
40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.
41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)
42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.
43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".
44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success.
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be "true".
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians.
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.
49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).
50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.
52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.
53. Never say "friggin".
54. Never finish anything you start.
55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".
56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal Hails".
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".
59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.
60. Accept every interview you're offered...then pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.
61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.
62. Wait... scratch that last one. (See rule 1)
63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the Dark Lord's greasy @#%$ at any time.
64. Use the phrase "suck the dark lord's greasy
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