" i am a doctor graduated in the university of life. I can cure you." -will

i did my tarrot reading for myself
and my present looks bright, but my future is fucked up
crap
anyway i am sick and thats was the only was to entertain me
i kind of do believe in it, and at the same time i don't want to believe in it
the same cards , the same meaning, every single time i try
oh well, at least i will be wealthy, but not for a long time

-Feel like you're always fucking up? Feel like you can't do anything right? Always fucking up every relationship you have? Always fear being replaced at work?
-yeah

i almost kill myself choking on a lemon
i hate those stupid "you look good together" comments on my job
i can't get papers signed
i think olgas mother envies me
my throat hurts
life sucks
but that gay representative guy from sprint just cheered me up, his OK on a phone was so hillarious, and his "i love you thanks for calling have a wonderful evening" ending message just made my boring fucking evening....
TAKING ABOUT GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE ha?

went to the movies
and on my way home saw the big thing on the street : parade
apperently today is pakistanian day

p.s. andrew emailed me, as usual in his own way, an article about ukie
thats how he always reminds himself
but the stupid thing is that now he got me all thinking about him and i cant wait to recieve his next email
sad, i cant control myself

"Муж решил неожиданно навестить жену в командировке.Приехал, сразу влезли в постель, бурный секс, бурный оргазм.
Из-за стены крики: -Ну потише, пожалуйста!Я уже из-за вас пятую ночь не могу заснуть"

"Утро. Девушка встает с постели, снимает с клетки с попугаем халатик, отдергивает занавеску, открывает форточку, идет в ванную, открывает воду. Звонит телефон... Она говорит по нему не более минуты.... Вешает трубку, закрывает воду, прикрывает форточку, задергивает занавеску, снимает халатик, бросает его на клетку с попугаем и ложится в постель.
Голос из под халатика:
- Даа, б@ядь, коротенький денёк получился "

"Собралась компания студентов на квартире одного из них, пока родителей не было дома.
Ну и одна парочка уединилась в соседней комнате.
Через некоторое время остальные слышат истерический женский хохот. Смех не прекращается.
Тогда все заходят к парочке и видят картину.
Парень лежит под простынкой весь белый, как сама простынка, только глаза испуганные торчат.
Девчонка в чем мать родила катается по полу и хохочет.
Привели девушку в чувство и спрашивают, в чем дело.
Она пересказывает диалог, который произошел во время их интимной близости.
- Ты уже кончил?
- Нет, я ещё на втором курсе. "

i am losing my mind

my fucking SECOND DAY on a job
so my cute, 30 y.o. bachelorette boss shows up with a hang over!
it think it says it all
the man cursed more than a poor beggar on the street
and than when i asked him an important question about market he said " hold on, i am busy socializing on a phone" he was text messaging to someone, MTF
but than he had nothing to do, it was perfectly ok for him to ask me if i live by myself or with my folks, and all that fucking stuff.......
he is so funny, but such a drunk ass hole, my boss
any fucking way.....
later on today
i met my old friend olga from college that i didn't see for more than a year...or who knows maybe two years..........
she was graduating and it was her last day at school, so she invited me to go for a drink before her final exam....
we went for chocolate margaritas....
and i took a sip maybe twice and got complitelly drunk

oh, and and, when i was on the train going to meet her, this black drunk guy kissed my hand.......haha.........man guys hit on me.........

even anna , our old intern thinks that i am beautiful....
cause i am. ha!
anyway, i think i am too drunk to type this bullshit anyway
fuck it......
i am going to bad early, i have to get up tomorrow and go to work
i am not sure if i want to keep it thou

i am confident , i am confident, i am fucking confident
that japanise restaurant that i went with my mother was awesome :-)!

life is getting better!
i cant believe this, after so many interviews, i finanlly got offers from THE best companies
i went to interview today with Merrill and they want me!
yes, they do!
i knew that i shouldn't stop nocking , because ther always be the door that will be open to me :-))
i am so happy
now i only need to make a decision which one to choose :-))

" A job is not a social gathering it is a place of business."

first day at a new job
fuck, could i be any worse
i was so fucking shy and unhelpfull
man, great start
i blame it on my period and my character

late night jazz makes me relax when i have a horrible headache like right now

went to a job interview
at madison square garden, but that idiot,didn't even show up
his assistant or i dont even know, lady working next door decided to interview me, but she knew nothing about the position, so it was a waist of time
man, why is life so tough on me
sucker

so i spent the whole day at the botanical garden making pictures of myself and laying on the grass :-)
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sono solo

never give up on ur dreams and don't listen to what people say, they know nothing themselves

stupid hormons force me to eat like a pig
i cant stop eating
damn period

Isn't that amazing?! What color is that?!
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'Scratches disappear from view…' Yeah, when you put the bottle on the scratch!

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'Are you self-medicated and have a good attitude?' Yes, I am self-medicated -- very self-medicated!
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"Martin Levine, owner of a movie theater chain in New York City, has passed away at age 65," the newspaper obit read. "The funeral will be held on Thursday at 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40 and 10:50."
-- Merrill Markoe, Late Night With David Letterman, The Book (Villard)