"I’m too fat to get into my work pants." - omg!

CHICAGO, October 4, 2005 - CareerBuilder.com’s annual survey of absenteeism at the office revealed an increase in the number of workers who have called in sick with bogus excuses. Forty-three percent of workers said they called in sick when they felt well at least once during the last year, up from 35 percent in the 2004 survey. The survey also revealed that some hiring managers were less tolerant of workers playing hooky with 23 percent stating they had fired an employee for missing work without a legitimate reason. The CareerBuilder.com survey, "Out of the Office 2005," was conducted from August 10 to August 22, 2005 of more than 2,450 workers, including 875 hiring managers.

The most popular day for calling in sick when feeling well was Wednesday with 27 percent of workers getting over the mid-week hump by fabricating an excuse. While extended weekend absences were also popular with 26 percent of workers calling in sick on Monday and 14 percent on Friday, those partaking may have put themselves at more risk of scrutiny. Sixty-three percent of hiring managers said they are more suspicious of employees calling in sick on a Monday or Friday.

"Thirty-eight percent of workers said they feel sick days are equivalent to vacation days," said Rosemary Haefner, Vice President of Human Resources at CareerBuilder.com. "While the definition of a sick day has evolved with more employers including mental health and special circumstances in the description, workers need to be respectful of company policies and their responsibilities as an employee."

The most popular motivator for missing work was the desire to relax and catch up on sleep as cited by 23 percent of workers. Seventeen percent said they just didn’t feel like going in, 16 percent attributed it to a doctor’s appointment and 9 percent said they had to catch up on housework and run personal errands.

When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, hiring managers quoted the following examples:

"I’m too drunk to drive to work."
"I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet."
"I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work." (employee was not in the medical profession)
"I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened."
"My boyfriend’s snake got loose and I’m afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home."
"I’m too fat to get into my work pants."
"God didn’t wake me." (employee didn’t believe in alarm clocks and thought a higher power would wake her when she was ready)
"I cut my fingernails too short, they’re bleeding and I have to go to the doctor."
"The ghosts in my house kept me up all night."
"I forgot I was getting married today."
"My cow bit me."
"My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can’t get it out."
"I was watching a guy fixing a septic pump, fell in the hole and hurt myself."
"I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back."
"My house lock jammed and I’m locked in."

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leor keeps on giving me compliments and bugging me in class
p.s. never ever volunteer for the interviews....

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omg......it is unbelievable........another black guy asked me out
he said : "r u having fun tonight?" actualy he wrote that on my paper...
haha , its funny , how i attract them........and its is even more funny how i like them
haha

The Science of Flirting

There are certain things you can do that might help your date go with a bang - and turn into something more serious.

Ditch the chat up lines
It can take between 90 seconds and 4 minutes to decide if we fancy someone. But this has little to do with your smooth-talking. As far as attraction goes, here's how we get the message:

55% is through body language
38% is the tone and speed of our voice
Only 7% is through what we say

Stare into each others' eyes
New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying the dynamics of what happens when people fall in love. He has shown that the simple act of staring into each other's eyes has a powerful impact.

He asked two complete strangers to reveal to each other intimate details about their lives. This carried on for an hour and a half. The two strangers were then made to stare into each others eyes without talking for four minutes. Afterwards many of his couples confessed to feeling deeply attracted to their opposite number and two of his subjects even married afterwards.

When we are aroused and interested in what we are looking at our pupils dilate. In medieval Italy, women put belladonna into their eyes to make them look bigger. In fact, bella donna means 'beautiful lady'. However, this is not recommended, as belladonna is a kind of poison!

Match their moves
When people are attracted to each other, they tend to sit or stand in the same way and copy each other's physical gestures. This is known as 'mirroring'. When someone does this, it marks good communication and shows us that our interest is reciprocated. Mirroring also happens when talking to close friends as well as potential lovers, so be careful as you may misread signs of friendship as signs of love.

Don't play hard to get
Research suggest that playing hard to get doesn't usually work. However, there is a theory that we tend to fancy people who are hard to get for everyone else, but easy for us to get.

Scientists tested this 'selective difficulty' theory by using a computer dating experiment. One woman was keen to meet any of the dates that the computer selected for her. Another played hard to get and wasn't enthusiastic towards any of her computer matches. A third was selective and only showed interest in one of the candidates. Out of all three women, the choosy woman was the most preferred by all the male participants.

Understanding lonely hearts ads
If you wrote a lonely hearts ad, what would it say about you? Does the opposite sex find you more attractive if you describe yourself as sexy or successful, or wealthy or reliable?


Be dangerous
Another experiment showed that if people experience fear on a date they often misinterpret that feeling as love. So dates at a theme park are likely to be successful. A bungee jump might seal your relationship for life!

In fact, people who both like the same level of thrills and excitement are more likely to be compatible.

Mummy's boys and Daddy's girls?
The latest studies indicate that what people really, really want is a mate that looks like their parents. Women are after a man who is like their father and men want to be able to see their own mother in the woman of their dreams.

i was taking the train home and i saw these 2 girls.....
they were looking at me , and i was looking at them....
and then one said: "is there a problem, is there something on my face?"
what a bitch......

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yesterday , i went to the halloween parade w/ olga
it was fun.....
we met her (imaginary ) friends.......ppl that she doesn't know
but calls her friends.....anyway , we stayed together
we actually got to walk in the parade......from spring street to west 21th
it was fun, music, scary ppl , but later on when i came home at 11, my feet hurt so badly , so badly , that today i am wearing sneakers b/c i can't even look at hills......
and today , i kind of have a busy day........today for the fist time i am meeting w/ my scene partner......but i am not sure he is exciting......he seems so shy and so not carrying about anything.......but will see.......i guess.....
oh yeah , leadership weekend is comming up and i am starting for freaking out.....
b/c of it and b/c my tests are comming too......hard damn tests that i have to study too....too bad irina didn't go w/ us yesterday.....

great, i can't go to club b/c i am not freaking 21........
happy borring halloween honey......to u........fuck @#$% @#$%

"The first rule to getting over shyness is - learning to not give a flying fuck about what others think."

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today , me and vern decided to model.........
haha , we did the cat walk just for fun....
he was right , the girl was rude, but she asked for my number, and not his.....
but even if it works out, i don't want to model for school........
haha.........it was fun........

amazing
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haha.....so today was unbelievable........
first , i thought my day was horrible.......
but than in the helpline, who guys came in because
they saw me from the hallway and thought that i was
cute......they started hitting on me , he said "i like
ur purple, pink, thing going on" , they asked for free
condoms and one of them asked me if i want to come out
and have fun, cause we can have lots of fun.....than
he wrote his phone number and name on the
condom.....and gave it to me........i was like
wow.....
thats never happend to me..........i do get guys phone
numbers, but not on he condom.............

when i came home , mom told me that she called masha......
and that victor asked for my email, b/c he wants to write to me.....
this is so sweet..........
This is like the best day EVER
i really like him.........he is sweet and beautiful guy......
maybe i will write him a letter.........hm.........maybe i should
its so sweet to hear that........yeah

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yesterday i went shopping w/ my mom......
i bought myslef new purple jacket and purple blouse, so that they go together.....
and i bought new Britney Spears fragrance "fantasy" , it smells so good....like a cotton candy.....mmm......i spread it all over myslef before i went to bed.....it felt so sweet and good . and even when i woke up,......i still could smell the frangrance on my hands.......

"Что слушаем:? Пишем, пишем

Green Day, Bloodhound Gang, Limp Bizkit, Pain, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, KoЯn, Blink 182, Дима Билан.........(ЩУТКА!! )"


p.s. can't stop thinking about him.........
eh

funny, today we talked more about personnal stuff.......
it was cool........and i guess he really likes me.......a lot.......
all through he was prettending like he was looking out for me, and hooking up me with his buddy , but i knew its now like that...........
besides he, stayed and went with me to find out what room i was in.......so its cool.....yeah.......haha.......i kind of like him......don't know why, i just do ....kind of......

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p.s. feel like a total loser.........
one lonely fucking bitch........

p.s.s. i know i will feel sorry tomorrow for what i write...


where is my "Happy life"?
hot lover, succesful career, happy days, lots of laughts, big smiles,
perfect health, top attitude, being popular, sleep well ,
be beautiful, wanting to wake up every single day and go to school with a big fucking smile........where is all that, all that big BS that we call American Dream?????

life sucks.........
my hair if falling out.....
my throat hurts........
i have problems breathing.........
i act like a total bitch........
fuck........

he said i am getting happier and happier every day!