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Neo: Is that...
Cypher: The Matrix? Nah, thats
29-12-2004 04:50
Neo: Is that...
Cypher: The Matrix? Nah, thats just our screensaver.
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Cypher: You know, I know what you're thinking, because right now I'm thinking the same thing--
Neo: You missed the woman in red too?
Cypher: Yup.
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Agent Smith: Do we have a deal, Mr. Reagan?
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist--
Agent Smith: Yeah, so do I, but do we have a deal?
Cypher: I was getting--
Agent Smith: Codes for a new life. Yes or No?
Cypher: Alright. Yes. Whatever. Just lemme enjoy my food.
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Mouse: So what did you think of her?
Neo: Of who?
Mouse: The woman in the red dress?
Neo: Stop rubbing it in! I know I didn't see her dammit! Just let it go!
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Tank: Everyone please observe the fasten seat belt and no smoking signs have been turned on. Sit back and enjoy your ride.
Neo: Excuse me! I don't have any lights! And get I get some water?
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Morpheus: I told you I can only show you the door. You have to walk through it.
Neo: Wow. I thought that was a whole lot of metaphorical cra-- uh, right. The door...
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Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Correct.
Neo: Correct?
Spoon Boy: Quit with the questions.
Neo: With?...
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Oracle: I know you're Neo.
[b[Neo:[/b] Badge, huh.
Oracle: I knew you were going to say that. Smell good, don't they?
Neo: Yeah. Just like the ones down the road...
Oracle: Shut up. You're not going to sit down and you're going to knock over my vase, but don't worry about it.
Neo: Oh, am I?
*awkward silence*
Oracle: Damn.
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Oracle: What's funny?
Neo: I thought you know everything.
Oracle: I know enough. Enough and nothing more. Now, seriously, whats funny?
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Neo: Whoa, that thing that people say is deja vu but isn't.
Trinity: What did you just say?
Neo: Whoa, that thing that--
Trinity: What did you see?
Cypher: What happened?
Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat?
Neo: Umm. It did the same little wiggly thing that cats do, and the tail went up, and, well, they moved identically, but other than that I'm not sure...
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Cypher: That's what they changed. We're trapped. There's no way out.
Morpheus: Be calm. Give me your phone.
Cypher: No, I dropped it in the trash to give away-- uh, they'll be able to trace it?
Morpheus: We have no choice.
*pause*
Morpheus: What did you--
Cypher: Nothing!
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Apoc: Neo. I hope the Oracle gave you some good news.
Neo: Wow. Neat little twiddly thing there. You're gonna have to show me that one day...
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Agent Smith: The great Morpheus. We meet at last.
Morpheus: And you are...
Agent Smith: Smith. Agent Smith.
Morpheus: You all look the same to me.
Agent Smith: What? You mean my hair looks like that!?
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Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at it's beauty, it's genius?
Morpheus: No.
Agent Smith: Neither have I.
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Neo: What are they doing to him?
Tank: Breaking into his mind. It's like hacking into a computer, all it takes is time.
Neo: I can hack. Do we need to hack anything? I'll do it.
Tank: No, Neo. We need to pull the plug.
Neo: But! But! But then all the sloshy stuff in his head will drip out!
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Agent Smith: We have no choice but to continue as planned. Release the meteor!
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Tank: Okay. What do you need? Besides a miracle...
Neo: A Miracle. Oh, right. Uh, infinite health, infinite ammo, level skip maybe?
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Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's these speeches. Always too long. Always going nowhere until the very end. I mean, why can't I just say 'I hate you!' and get it over with, hmm?
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Trinity: How did you do that?
Neo: Do what?
Trinity: You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Oh. Er, wires, green, cameras, lotsa a cameras, John Gaeta...
Trinity: Cheat.
Neo: I already said I'm not the One... how else could I go up against an Agent?
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Agent Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: That's sick man! Sick!
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Neo: Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here.
Tank: I know I work magic, but to be a wizard, hmmm...
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Neo: I know you're out there. I can see you now. I see pod people. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. You're afraid of me, and my powers. Suckers. Now, I don't know the future. Yet. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. But I will soon. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. Just to get you off to the right start. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you and your mates, a worldЧитать далее...
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Neo: Is that...
Cypher: The Matrix? Nah, thats just our screensaver.
----------
Cypher: You know, I know what you're thinking, because right now I'm thinking the same thing--
Neo: You missed the woman in red too?
Cypher: Yup.
----------
Agent Smith: Do we have a deal, Mr. Reagan?
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist--
Agent Smith: Yeah, so do I, but do we have a deal?
Cypher: I was getting--
Agent Smith: Codes for a new life. Yes or No?
Cypher: Alright. Yes. Whatever. Just lemme enjoy my food.
----------
Mouse: So what did you think of her?
Neo: Of who?
Mouse: The woman in the red dress?
Neo: Stop rubbing it in! I know I didn't see her dammit! Just let it go!
----------
Tank: Everyone please observe the fasten seat belt and no smoking signs have been turned on. Sit back and enjoy your ride.
Neo: Excuse me! I don't have any lights! And get I get some water?
----------
Morpheus: I told you I can only show you the door. You have to walk through it.
Neo: Wow. I thought that was a whole lot of metaphorical cra-- uh, right. The door...
----------
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Correct.
Neo: Correct?
Spoon Boy: Quit with the questions.
Neo: With?...
----------
Oracle: I know you're Neo.
[b[Neo:[/b] Badge, huh.
Oracle: I knew you were going to say that. Smell good, don't they?
Neo: Yeah. Just like the ones down the road...
Oracle: Shut up. You're not going to sit down and you're going to knock over my vase, but don't worry about it.
Neo: Oh, am I?
*awkward silence*
Oracle: Damn.
----------
Oracle: What's funny?
Neo: I thought you know everything.
Oracle: I know enough. Enough and nothing more. Now, seriously, whats funny?
----------
Neo: Whoa, that thing that people say is deja vu but isn't.
Trinity: What did you just say?
Neo: Whoa, that thing that--
Trinity: What did you see?
Cypher: What happened?
Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat?
Neo: Umm. It did the same little wiggly thing that cats do, and the tail went up, and, well, they moved identically, but other than that I'm not sure...
----------
Cypher: That's what they changed. We're trapped. There's no way out.
Morpheus: Be calm. Give me your phone.
Cypher: No, I dropped it in the trash to give away-- uh, they'll be able to trace it?
Morpheus: We have no choice.
*pause*
Morpheus: What did you--
Cypher: Nothing!
----------
Apoc: Neo. I hope the Oracle gave you some good news.
Neo: Wow. Neat little twiddly thing there. You're gonna have to show me that one day...
----------
Agent Smith: The great Morpheus. We meet at last.
Morpheus: And you are...
Agent Smith: Smith. Agent Smith.
Morpheus: You all look the same to me.
Agent Smith: What? You mean my hair looks like that!?
----------
Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at it's beauty, it's genius?
Morpheus: No.
Agent Smith: Neither have I.
----------
Neo: What are they doing to him?
Tank: Breaking into his mind. It's like hacking into a computer, all it takes is time.
Neo: I can hack. Do we need to hack anything? I'll do it.
Tank: No, Neo. We need to pull the plug.
Neo: But! But! But then all the sloshy stuff in his head will drip out!
----------
Agent Smith: We have no choice but to continue as planned. Release the meteor!
----------
Tank: Okay. What do you need? Besides a miracle...
Neo: A Miracle. Oh, right. Uh, infinite health, infinite ammo, level skip maybe?
----------
Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's these speeches. Always too long. Always going nowhere until the very end. I mean, why can't I just say 'I hate you!' and get it over with, hmm?
----------
Trinity: How did you do that?
Neo: Do what?
Trinity: You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Oh. Er, wires, green, cameras, lotsa a cameras, John Gaeta...
Trinity: Cheat.
Neo: I already said I'm not the One... how else could I go up against an Agent?
----------
Agent Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: That's sick man! Sick!
----------
Neo: Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here.
Tank: I know I work magic, but to be a wizard, hmmm...
----------
Neo: I know you're out there. I can see you now. I see pod people. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. You're afraid of me, and my powers. Suckers. Now, I don't know the future. Yet. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. But I will soon. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. Just to get you off to the right start. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you and your mates, a world
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
В небе
28-12-2004 07:01
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
а на земле...
сплошная кругом гадость, всё дерьмо...!
все гады, все свиньи, сволочи, п...сы...!
гадкие вонючие негодяи, всё кругом грязь, всё гавно...!
всё плохо сделано всё кругом задница сплошная...!
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках...
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
а на земле...
всё грязь сплошная, гавно, все свиньи, идиоты, сволочи,
кругом война, кругом только вонючая грязь,
всё плохо сделано, сплошная жопа, еда невкусная...
ааааа! какая кругом грязь...!
не могу больше жить нет никакого смысла...!
В небе ангелочки летают как...как кто они там летают, елки..?
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В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
а на земле...
сплошная кругом гадость, всё дерьмо...!
все гады, все свиньи, сволочи, п...сы...!
гадкие вонючие негодяи, всё кругом грязь, всё гавно...!
всё плохо сделано всё кругом задница сплошная...!
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках...
В небе ангелочки летают на цветочках ,
а на земле...
всё грязь сплошная, гавно, все свиньи, идиоты, сволочи,
кругом война, кругом только вонючая грязь,
всё плохо сделано, сплошная жопа, еда невкусная...
ааааа! какая кругом грязь...!
не могу больше жить нет никакого смысла...!
В небе ангелочки летают как...как кто они там летают, елки..?
Gestapo crap
23-12-2004 07:01
"NAZIS were horrible people and did horrible things,
but they had the best looking uniforms in the world."
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"NAZIS were horrible people and did horrible things,
but they had the best looking uniforms in the world."
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Борода Кирдана
Деагол
Том Бомбадил
Боб
Ноб
23-12-2004 05:21
Борода Кирдана
Деагол
Том Бомбадил
Боб
Ноб
Косоглазый южанин
Билл Ферни
Глорфиндел
Радагаст (хотя может быть это тот мотылек?)
Гэлдор (эльф с совета)
Элладан
Элрохир
Любелия Саквил-Бэггинс
Бабушка Смеагола
Гилдор Инглорион
Фредегар Болгер
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Борода Кирдана
Деагол
Том Бомбадил
Боб
Ноб
Косоглазый южанин
Билл Ферни
Глорфиндел
Радагаст (хотя может быть это тот мотылек?)
Гэлдор (эльф с совета)
Элладан
Элрохир
Любелия Саквил-Бэггинс
Бабушка Смеагола
Гилдор Инглорион
Фредегар Болгер
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