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Вы готовы?! :)

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Продолжение истории о приключениях Лиды,Кати и Томы.

Как-то Лида решила подзаработать денег на выпивку.Естественно,она позвала подруг на помошь.Тома и Катя сразу согласились.Лида пригласила всех на базар,чтбы продать её шерстянные платки.Договорились на воскресенье на 9 утра.
Лида пришла пораньше и выставила платочки на стэнд с надписью :
"Купи платки,не будь падлой".Тома и Катя опаздали всего на несколько секунд.Подружки встали втроём и торговля началась.Цена за платок была - 35 рублей.Первой посетительницой была маленькая старушка.
-Ой девочки.Платочки...Сколько стоят-то нынче?!
-Нынче не знаем,а у нас 35 рублей.
-Ой ,мама,35 рублей?! Да это ж дорого!
-Ебуня Ивановна,тогда иди семечки грызи снова..Что припёрлась?!
-Ой грубиянки какие...У вас , наверное , морковки нет в жизни..Неудовлетворенная молодёжь..
-Вот пипец,девчят! Проваливай,Маня!

...Старушка удалилась восвояси...

Минут через 30 секунд к ним подошла маленькая женшина.
-Сколько платочки?! Давно я по базару не швырялась.
-35 рублеи.
-Девчят,а за 30 дадите?!
-Да пошла ты...Это вообше-то базар..А на базаре не торгуются.
-На базаре не торгуются?! Видно первый день работаете здесь.Там где я работаю,можно всегда решить проблему разными способами.
-Проституткой что ли?!
-Ой,мамочки...Нееет..Я учительница в школе.
-Ну иди дальше лечи детей.
-Ну ладно ладно...Давайте мне серенький вон тот платок.30 рублей,да?!
-Глянь какие хитрые учителя! Неет. 35 рублей!!!
-Ну да..А я что сказала?! Давайте сюда..Вот вам...35.

Женшина взяла платок и ,уходя,сказала : "Твою мать,шлюхи платками торгуют".

Следущими,кто подошел к торговкам били пара ментов.
-Гражданочки,а у вас разрешение на торговлю есть?!
-Катя,иди им разрешение покажи! А то достанут.Нам всего-то один платок нужно продать.

Катя удалилась в будку "Милиция",чтоби разобраться с ментами.
Лида и Тома остались торговать.

Тут к ним подошла маленькая девочка :
-Тётеньки ,почём платки?!
-35.
-А у меня только 40 есть.
-Ну ладно,давай уступим.Давай 40.

Девочка получила платок и 5 рублей.
Через секунду появилась бабуля ,которя была первой посетительницой.
Девочка сказала : "Баб,смотрй! Мне подешевле продали,так еше и сдачы дали.Как мы их здорово провели!!!"

Тома,Лида пошли в "Толстячок".Позже подошла Катя,которая была уже слегка на веселе.
-Ой Девочки!!! Так суперски..У нас и водка..и закуска есть! Мне менты дали огурчиков.Я им наплела,что у меня СПИД и что водку хочы.Они мне дали 70 рублей на водку и огурчики.Теперь у нас 2 водки.

Еше один день...с Томой ,Лидой,Катей.

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:)I came back...It was fun...We were sliding,doing a snow-shoing and other stuff!!!
It was a good snowy weather up there and it was great...Pictures up later..:)

People En Espanol: Britney's Greatest Hits DVD sales continue to grow much faster internationally than in the U.S. -- and Jive says the best is yet to come overseas and South America with the release of Britney's latest video 'Do Somethin'.

The DVD has been already certified platinum in several countries making it without a doubt Britney's best selling DVD ever.

The DVD certainly demonstrates the artist's global appeal with debuts at number one in Mexico, Austria, Germany, Israel, and Switzerland, top five positions in France, Spain, Japan, Australia, UK, Venezuela, Norway and top ten for Sweden, Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands, Italy, and Portugal.

"We are elated with the first week's opening on Britney's DVD in the US and internationally, particularly given the current difficult economic climate." says Barry Weiss, president of Jive Records. "This new Britney DVD is by far her best work to date and we plan to work it on a worldwide level through all of 2005 and beyond." Credit: CesarF.

The 5 best selling DVDs of 2004
01. Britney Spears - Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
02. The Matrix Revolutions
03. X2: X-Men Reunited
04. The Passion Of The Christ
05. The Day After Tomorrow

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Before you read this, note that it's only a rumor. The thing is, though, Breathe On Me was supposed to be a single/video after Outrageous so we never know. It's not on the GH: MP album, but In The Zone is still Britney's latest studio album.

Rumor: When all seemed like it was done for a short while in time, Britney gives us a another surprise, nothing more and nothing less than a new single aside from "Do Somethin'". Britney has recorded her third video for promoting "Greatest Hits: My Prerogative", "Breathe On Me" which will premiere in the first week of February in America and Australia.

The video begins in an hotel like setting and it goes directly to Britney's room where she's taking a steamy bath (in which we'll be able to witness some really steamy scenes). Britney suddenly sees one of the employees of the hotel enter her room to give his services, but, she realizes that the guy is so seducing it heats the room so hot that it seems to be set on fire. The end is still a surprise, but there'll be no disappointment. Credit: BreatheHeavy.com


P.s - I don't care if it rumour!! It is nice! Breathe on me is one of Brit's greatist songs ever! And If she will do this song - I will be more than happy :) We'll see :)
First time I see rumours about - fot WHAT song did Brit shoot the video :)

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I'm going to buy Oyaya :)
I like the music....I miss this music..
Also today I will probably get My Prerogative single...from Denis..
Also today I will probably get present for Denis ;)
And I will probably get S.H.E. Cd "Encore" :)
So...I will definitely get something out of this...So I'm happy anyways ;)

My Favourite Music of 2004
1.B.Spears - MATM,Toxic,Everytime,Outrageous,My Prerogative,Do Somethin'
2.Maroon 5 - She will be loved,This Love,Harder to Breathe
3.Avril Lavigne - Nobody's home,My happy ending,Don't tell me
4.S.H.E - Hou Niao (Cover of B.Spears "Everytime")
5.Usher - Yeah,Burn,My Bood(feat Alicia Keys),Confessions
6.Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath
7.Gwen Stefani - What you are waiting for
8.Ashlee Simpson -Shadow,Pieces of me,La La,Love makes the world go round,Better off
9.Jojo - Leave (Get out)
10.Linkin Park - Numb
11.Angelique Kidjo - Everything
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:) This week is dedicated to a beautiful african singer - Angelique Kidjo :)
About Angelique

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I was planning to go to the shop of Import music with my friend today to buy some CD's from other countries but he has some work to do so we will do this tomorrow :(
I'm upset a little bit...Cause I didn't go there and in the post office they didnt send my perfume to Russia cause they can't do that..First time one woman sent it but this time another man was being an ass and didn't send it...So...Probably I will send it in other way or I will change the gift to mom and send perfume back to the shop...Awful day...:( But I made an avatar and it makes me happier :)

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:D :D
- Презервативы «Дюрекс». Спрашивайте в аптеках города!
Спрашивайте-спрашивайте, а то стоите, глазки опустили, типа
за аспирином пришли..
:D :D
One of the funniest jokes ;)
Some more

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I was with my friends T and T :) They are soooo cool :)
I was eating Thai food and now I'm spanding my time in their house!
I love them! They are so awesome and crazy!! The one of the greatest families that I ever met :) They are really good people :)

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:) I'm preparing a big and exclusive surprise for my brother Denis..
I presented to him a Theme Hospital game(an exclusive gift) and now something else is coming...But he would never guess what it is... :)
P.s-It is not related with Kidjo..I dont want to make you upset so I'm saying it now...

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In The Zone comes up at #8 in the Biggest Selling CDs of 2004 Top 10. Check out the full list below. Credit: AJ.

01. Usher - Confessions
02. Outcast - SpeakerBoxxx / The Love Below
03. Josh Groben - Closer
04. Alicia Keys - The Diary Of Alicia Keys
05. Norah Jones - Feels Like Home
06. Evanescence - Fallen
07. Toby Keith - Shock'n Y'all
08. Britney Spears - In The Zone
09. Sheryl Crow - The Very Best Of Sheryl Crow
10. Kenny Chesney - When The Sun Goes Down

Это цитата сообщения DIMA-bids Оригинальное сообщение

...Everything is changing...So am I...
...Our life is so great...You don't even know - what to expect from it...
...We done need to have our own values and preferrings...
...We can't judge people only because they are not like us...
...We must change ourselves to be friends with each other...
...If you get closet to somethins that is really important to you...Don't forget that it was a value for you...Or you will lose your love to this...
...The New Year is coming...2005...
...Do something for your close people...
...Do not forget about anyone...
..You have to love this life...
...And every person...
...Love and Friendship is all we need...
...Do not follow by all rules of society...
...Inner beauty is more important than the outer apperance...
...Do not be an victim of technology...
...Do not forger about getting more and more experiences in this life...
...If it comes to your parents....Make a speacila treatment...They raised you...
...Reading books you can travel...Travel to all places in the world..Even if it is not true physically...Your spirit needs to be free...
...Make new friends...Try to make some history in the life of everyone...
...Respect each other...This is really importants aspect...
...Believe in something...It helps to live...
...Search for compromises...
...You need to learn...
...Life is Good....

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Ok..Now I bougth all presents and I just need to send them to Russia ;)
Also I bought everything for my parents in the USA..So now we have 2 weeks off and we can have fun..I hope it won't be boring cause basically there is nothing to do all following week but I will think about something...
I spent a lot of money but I still have enough for every month cause I was saving all money.I want to go to Indiana again and to see Denis - it would be sooo cool :)
We bought a real tree one hour ago but it is too small so it will be outside.Mom and Dad went to the field with trees again to buy a bigger and nicer one..
I'm excited about the holidays...Gloria bougth to me a lot yesterday...
She bought a big and warm winter coat(sport) and big sport pants! It is sooo cool :) And also she bought a big boots for me :) And I bought a tennis shoe for me(кроссовки)...So Everything is great:)

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... I will do everything to go to her concert...

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Настроение сейчас - Fuck you,MTV :D

:D...MTV - I dont know what to say...:D

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:)Official description of "Do Somethin'" video:)

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:)<<<...News about Brit...>>>:)

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...The last day of school is over...

:D Big Spender:D