chtoto moy final attempt prevratilsya v kakoyto suicidnyj attempt. i kto menja za nogi dyorgal novuju zapis dobavljat v dnenik? vot pojaylusta, lyubuytes, novaja zapis teper tam javljaetsya odnoy edinstvennoy zapisju, a gde vse drugie sprashivaetsya? NINAJU.... dobavila novuju a starye kak v vodu kanuli i nigde ni kopii ni originala ne sohranjala.

sha posmorim naskoka dobavlenie etoy zapisi sotryot vcherashnjuju. uje kak to vsyo ravno razve chto och obidno, zapisi byli dvuhgodichnoy davnosti, och smeshnye nekotorye. tem bolee chto ja tak redko pishu. yoy...

This is a serious and hopefully final attempt on my part to keep a regularly updated diary. It might not be this one but at the moment i will experiement on what there is available.

Understandably retelling the last couple of years, or even couple of months is a Herculean job. So i will be going backwards from the freshest notable memories to the olderst ones as there will be time in schedule.

Weekend 22-24 July 2005

Reception

Last weekend, 23-24 July 2005, was a rather peaceful, fruitful but also a relaxing one. More on that later, but let me preceed with a story of 10th anniversary of the office where i work. Around 300 people were invited of whom 250 appeared. My colleague and i visited the hotel earlier to make sure all is set and ready. we were shown around by the manager and found out that the restaurance (or terrace how they call it) presents a lovely setting for a less official celebratory occasion. one could also rent out the premises of Japanese guarden nearby and order outside catering from hotel. that is a good (but not cheap) option for a beautiful wedding party

originally i thought my job was to socialize with people, but it later turned out that i would be part-time photographer and cashier for the 2 hrs of the event. the first one is a job i like so i enjoyed despite the heaviness of the camera and lack of a chance to talk to all the nice people gathered for this occasion, like NGOs and students. alas.... then i was on and off caught by individuals requesting reimbursement of transportation expenses. at some point there was a short time to have some food and chat with former and current colleagues, take pics of chaps from our youth programme and simply enjoy the evening. students were keep to enjoy the evening as well. they finally got enough courage to greet ambassador and other guests, then get hold of musical instruments of hired jazz band and take zillions of pics. in the end, besides the staff of the office, they were the only ones left in the room. finally they got the hint that its a private party from now on and departed leaving my colleagues with numerous ironic smiles and comments on the fact of the first reception in students' history!

we then continued with some hot drinks and toasts mixed with jokes. pics or compromat were numerous. after all alcohol was gone part of us moved to a bar and others left.

Saturday and Sunday

on Saturday we had a couple of hrs meeting with students discussing logistics and representation of a summer camp planned for midaugust. then cousin and i went to a market to buy some pottery to finally transfer the flowers brought all the way from issyk-kul to tashkent. then we went to her place briefly dropping by another, bigger market to buy (water)melons and boiled corn. i love that market at sunset!

we had a great meal in the evening followed by chilled watermelon. rest of the time nothing significant: watching TV, chatting, sleeping. i left the place at 8 am on Monday, back to work and office routine....

Nu vot, opyat zabrosila dnevnik. horosho hot est dobrye lyudi, napomnili chto sushestvuet takaja vesh. ne budem seychas dolgo i nudno vspominat chto zhe proizoshlo za poslednie paru troyku let. pereydyom srazu k istorii sootvetstvuyushey zagolovku etogo soobshenija.

sovsem zavertelas jizn'. ochen stala ne ljubit byt doma po vecheram i weekendam. poetomu kul'turnaja programma prosto bitkom zabita nujnymi i ne ochen zanjatijami. skolko filmov, pohodov v teatr (namechajutsya yeshyo 2 na etoy nedele), igry v bowling (na etoy nedele toje) i bilyard, vsyakie konkursy (naprimer "kto dalshe zakinet sotovyj telefon"), pohody po magazinam v Bishkeke i Almate, ujiny s druzyami (skoka ja tyer kafeshek znaju i smeshnyh istoriy svyazannyj s ujinami i oficiantkami!), knijki samye raznye (kitayskie, japonskie, amerikanskie pisateli - klassika, fantastika, detektivy). ne uznayosh? ja tozhe sebya ne uznaju. inogda vypolzajut otkudato ugryzenija sovesti: luchsheb delom zanjalas'. no vsyo eto bystro priglushaetsya: nu a esli ne seychas i ne s druzyami to kogda? chelovek voobshe ved ochen samolyubiv seychas vo mne eto chuvstvo perekipaet.

v svyazi s vysheukazannym smeshnyh kufizof kak i ne ochen smeshnyh ne izbezhat (a kak zhe, esli mojno sidja doma koleno vyvihnut o chyom uj govorit). vprochem tem i interesno ezhednevnoe projivanie na zemle chto ne vozmojno predvidet chto proizoydyot i hochetsya poskorey uznat chto zhe prinesyot novyj god, nedelja, den, a poroy i chas.

reshili my kak to s podrugoy poyti poujinat, malo togo chto snachala ob'ezdili centr v poiskah obmennika (mda, s etim u nas tugovato v strane) a potom dolgo obsujdali kudab poyti. baby na to i est baby chto ne vzvesiv vse za i protiv okolo 10 variantov ne mogut sdelat svoy vybor. v konce koncov reshili koleso ne izobretat i shodit taki v restoran Djumandju chto mejdu prospektom kosmonavtov i ped.institutom. dolgo parkovalis, v goru ne hotim (ne vyedem), na ploskoy territorii u restorano vsyo zabito. takim obrazom ostavili my mashinu u pod'ezda sosedey cherez cherez dom.

zahodim: ujutno, v vazochkah na stolah svejie tyulpany, zanyato 2-3 stola, no v obshem nemnogo pusto. prohodim v odin konec restorana, net, tut ne nravitsya, davay poblizhe k lyudyam, tam sadimsya snachala za odin stol, peredumyvaem, idyom k drugomu, no tam okazalos ne ochen, v konce koncov vernulis k pervomu (ili ko vtoromu?) variantu. sidim....oficianty i oficiantki (shtuk 7-10, ne menshe pri tom chto v zale vsego 3-4 stola, s nami vmeste, zanjaty) snujut tuda syuda. a my vsyo sidim, jdyoms. prohodit 2-3-4-5. terpenii moyo i podrugi potihonku burlit. negromko zovyom kogo nit, 0 vnimanija. ok. podruga hotela vstat i to li poyti za oficiantkoy samoy to li razdobyt menu. no ja yeyo posadila obratno i poprosila podojdat. my nikak ne mojem ponjat chto zhe s nami ne tak?! neujeli dolgojdannaja mechta stat nevidimkoy osushestvilas? vobshem razgovor na tom krutilsya vokrug variantov pochemu zhe nas v upor ne vidyat. vrode vyglyadim normalno, nu ne v vechernih platyah, no vsyo zhe snosno. 6-7-8-9-10 minut. USYO. vstaju, idu k kassiru. i gromoglasno obyavljaju:
- pozovite pojaylusta menedjera.
- a..?
- my sidim s podrugoy rovno 10 minut i k nam yeshyo nikto ne podoshyol.
- odnu minutu.

sajus obratno, rovno cherez 3 vyrostajet ryadom oficiantka. URA nas zametili no jal chto ne okazalis my sposobnymi nevidimitsya kada nado... na nas obrushilsya potom izvinenij, a na oficiantku pritenzii moyey podrugi. ja i ne znala chto ona (podruga) mojet byt takoy vozmushyonoy i povtoryat nevzgody chto my preterpeli po desyatku raz! dumaju k koncu oficiantka vyuchila kajdoe slovo iz potoka i yeyo spaslo toka to chto ja uspela poprosit yeyo prinesti nam chay s limonom.

prihodit chay a vmeste s nim i vtoraja porcija izvinenij. podruga ne unimaetsya. DA OB'YASNITE NAKONEC POCHEMU TAK PROIZOSHLO? CHEM MY NE KANAEM? vobshem, oficinatka umnica, reshila ne lezt i zanjalas razlivom chaja (!). pervyj raz takoe viju v Djumandju. chtob ne ja a mne nalivali chay, i tak prodoljalos na protyazhenii vsego vechera.

potihonku podruga otmyorzla, my zakazali edu, podoshla jivaja muzyka v vide parochki instrumentov v soprovojdenii samij muz mujskogo pola. prishla eda, izvinenija, i razliv chaya. my tiho naslajdalis ujinom. no vsemu prihodit konec, tak i sluchilos s edoy kotoraja zanjala mesto v nashih jeludkah, ne ostaviv tam mesta bolshe ni dlya chego. podhodit ona, oficiantka.
- ne jelaete li desert?
my (kuda uzh nam, za shyoki chto li?):

- net spasibo.
ona:
- za nash schyot, vyberi pojaylusta chto nibud.
my (180 procentnyj povorot):

- a, nu horosho (tipe ugovorili). davayte morojenoe s klubnikoy.
oficianka uhodim my zhe s podrugoy prysnuli. desert nam prinesli, i ne odin kak my dumali, a dva! vot vylo schastya celaja gora. kak vsyo taki cheloveka raduet vsyo za chto ne nado platit.

spravivshis s morojennym nachali sobiratsya. tak kak bylo jasno chto Читать далее...

mmmmm, nadeyus to4ka ne budet protiv, no ochen hochetsya imet etot quote u sebya v dnevnike :)


"Я дождь. Я начинаю свой шелест когда тебе становится одиноко. Я шепчу тебе на ухо и распадаюсь на тысячи капель у твоих ног. Я стекаю тебе за шиворот маленькими нежными признаниями.
Когда я умираю -- я оставляю тебе звезды, безумные ночные звезды в небе луж.Подставь ладони, собери меня -- я буду твоим счастьем. Многоразовым осенним счастьем."

:)

hello!!! skoka raz mona povtoryat!!! net nichego luchshe moskovskih obshezhitiy, dazhe sami moskovskiye obshezhitiyat - i ne sporte so mnoy!

tsivilniye ne tsivilniye...takiye razdeleniya ne umestni naschyot obshezhitiy. nikada ne sravnivayte moskovskiye, uzbekskiye i angliyskiye obshagi. chestno, ni odno ne luchshe... :p

vot istoriyka s angliyskoy obshazhkoy.

nedavno pereehala ya v obshag po imeny Maple. posle moyego predidushego Sheavyn House usloviya ne ahti kakiye, komnatki mahonkiye, toka vperyod dva shaga nu i nazad i uzhe upirayeshsya v stenku. eto vsyo ladno, bolshe vsego rasstraival svinarnik! v Sheavyne mojet i platili mi pod potolok no zato u nas bilo chisto - kajdiy den ubirali devushki sutra. a zdes', kajdiy sam po sebe, gadyat i nikto usom ne povedyot. mda uzh...ne privikshi mi k takoy svalke. ponachalu ibiralas sama, dumala namyok budet ponyat, no net, musor tak i lejit v yashike po nedelyam, mesta nehvatayet na pol vsyo kidayut, hotyabi priuchit dumayu kajdogo po odnomu musornomu paketu brat s soboy kada spuskayutsya s 4togo etaja vniz. i iz etogo nichego ne vishlo. koroche, 'I gave up' tak skazat. vsyo bi nichego, hodila na nosochkah, bistro bistro gotovila, zabivalas v svoyu komnatku, kushala, prihodila obratno bistro mila svoyu posudi i visushiv, ubrav k sebe v polku (inache potom ili ne naydu svoih lojek tarelok vashe, ili zhe oni vernutsya na kuhnyu - posle cheyto komnati- gryazniye ne mitiya cherez 2 nedeli) i migom obratno k sebe.

NO, v pyatnitsu doljna bila priehat podruga na weekend. vo pervih, neudobno pered ney, vo vtorih ya doljna budu spat na kuhne na kushtkah, a kak mi eto perenesyom v takom svinarnike dazhe dumat ne hotelos. poetomu, v chetverg prishlos nayti pilesos, tryapki mapki zhidkosti chitilki i t.p. i za vsyo prinyatsa samoy.

k tomu zhe v tot den yeshyo nado bilo stirku zakinut v mashinku, v odnu ne pomeshalos, prishlos begat mezh dvumya mashinami i sushilkami (oni v drugom zdanii, tada kak ya jivu na 4m etaje sovsem drugogo zdaniya). ksta, doma ni kroshki ne bilo tak kak v noch do etogo bil nabeg na moyu kvartiru so storoni moih postoyanno golodnih druzey Rumina i Irantsa :) voobshe ni kroshki ne ostavili!!! prishlos yeshyo i v supermarket paru raz sbegat za zhrachkoy. teper predstavte eto vsyo -

utrom, bistro sobirayu gryaznuyu odejdu, begu stavlyu vsyo v mashini.
potom begu obratno v komnatu, tam priberayus CHUT CHUT hotyabi, pilesos, pil, zerkalo, to zhe samoye s hall, vanna, tualet (chego toka ne sdelayesh dlya druzey :))
potom begu opyat k mashinam stiralnim, peretaskivayu odejdu v sushilki i
begu v supermarket, ottuda obratno domoy, uzhe na kuhnyu, razobrav sumki
begu vitaskivat veshi iz sushilki, kak vsegda normalno ne prosusheno nichego, yeshyo raz sushu, uzhe ne jdu
begu obratno na kuhnyu, nachinayu tam pilesosit, ubirat na polkah, na stolah i polu sloi sloi gryazi, brrrr...no delat nechego.
begu obratno v sushilki, soberayu vsyo - blin - 3 bolshiye sumki !!!
begu obratno v komnatu, chto ne visohlo razveshivayu po komnate - vidok klass!
vozvrashayus na kuhnyu tam ubirayus, eta kuhnya sama po sebe zanyala u menya at leat 4 chasa uborki!!! estestvenno tam mesyats ne pilesosili, a jiltsov azh 8 shtuk! nekotoriye iz nih vidyat kak ya vsyo eto delayu v sumashedshem tempe i nichego ne govoryat!! verney govoryat no o vsyakoy chepuhe, nichego vrode mojet pomoch? a chto mne sdelat? day ya poli vimoyu, urodiki....!

vobshem, potom yeshyo nado bilo shodit v supermarket tak kak ya yeshyo ne vsyo nakupila.
ya ele ele kak uspela v dush i k 9:30pm, vmesto naznachenih 8 pm v gosti k drugu chto uezzhal na sleduyushiy den.

koroche, last touches, i v 11:30 ya uzhe virubilas.

utrom nado rano vstat, poehat na train station, ottuda v Liverpool, ottuda na avtobus do aeroporta, svtrechayu podrugu, vozvrashayemsya vmeste gdeto k 10...i...tut GRYANUL GROM..ne literaturno konechno. no luchsheb literaturno, tada po krayney mere moy krik uzhasa bil bi zaglushen. a krichat stoilo. chto vi dumayete ya uvidela snachala v koridore, potom u nas vo flat? net, nikada ne ugadayete. ujasnieyshiy bordak i srach? ya bila bi rada eto uvidet i sama. no net...net net. slov net, do sih por net, a tada ih bilo mnogo mnogo mnogo - rugatelnih, nehoroshiy, i ochen nehoroshih.



sha pobyasnyu v chyom delo. v sebya pridu ot udush'ya



kada ya perehala 1.5 mesyatsya nazad videla notice chto v kuhnyah budut ubiratsya raz v nedelyu, no mi eto prinyali za shutku tak kak nikto nikada tam tak i ne ubiralsya. hop, zabili, sorvali etot notice davno uzhe, chepuha potomu chto eto vsyo bila.

kakov zhe bil moy uzhas kada zaydya v zdaniye ya uvidela korzinu polnuyu vsyakih chistyashih i moyushih sredstv. mne tada uzhe ploho stalo. medlenno podimayas po lestnitse k sebe na 4y etaj ya uzhe predchuvstvovala bedu...neujeli neujeli...ne mojet bit...eto shutka...ktoto prosto adresom oshibsya...zahozhu v flat. tiho, slishkom tiho, potom iz Читать далее...

Mi s podrugoy poshli na St.Ann’s Square, tam seli u Starbucks, pili chay, ya postoaynno posmatrivala na vremya. Tak kak v 4.05 bila naznachena vstrecha s GP, da da, naschyot TOGO analiza krovi J

Ksta, pro etot analiz, prihozhu utrom v naznacheniye chas, ne kushavshi ne pivshi, u nas ved tak a tut po figu J siju, zovut drugih lyudey po odnomu, vot I moya cohered, kak vsegda prostiye uzb/rus familii ne mogut pravilno proiznesti, dazhe po bukvam prochtyosh pravilno viydet! A tak, kak budto kakaya evreyskaya zaumnaya familiya, eslib ya ne privikshi bila k etomu to I s mesta ne shelohnulasya, ne moya eto bila familya, ne moya!!!

Zahozhu, zdrasti sadites.

Ya: levuyu, pravuyu?
Ona: dayka posmorim gde luchshe veni. Oy, oyoyoy, dazhe ne znayu, u tebya ven vashe ne vidno (ya:aha, mojet yeshyo skazhete chto ih vashe net?). chtozhe budet kada u tebya deti budut.

Ya (sovsem ne ponimayu kakoye otnosheniye imeyut k etomu moi budushiye deti, zato ochen horosho uznayu eyo reaktsiyu, v Uzb tozhe nekotoriye medsyostri s trudom nahodili moi veni. No toka v perviye 2 minuti, potom vsyoravno, hot I posle 1-2 lojnih prokalivaniy nahodili taki! I tak dolgo ne jalovalis mne…razve ya vinovata….) mojet poprobuyete zapyastya, obichno tam medsyostri nahodyat prokalivaniye legche.

Ona: net, tuda nizya. [zavyazala jgut]

Stranno, u nas hot kuda mojno J

Ya: rabotat rukoy?

Ona: net, ot etogo net nikakoy polzi.

Khm, v Uzb menya vsegda zastavlyali sjimat I razjimat kulaki, chtob usilit krovotok. Razve meditsina mojet bit do takoy stepeni drugoy?!

Kolit, ne nahodit, yeshyo raz, neudacha.

Ona: oy voy moy [vovsyu jaluyetsya]. Ti moya samaya ujasnaya patsientka! Nikada ne bilo tak trudno, vsegda nahodila. Tirim pirim.

Nichego sebe, vsegoto prosidela ya tut 3 minuti a ona uzhe jaluyetsya. Bednaya Munira oyti s Respublikanskoy Sam. Bolnitsi, 10 dnevniye vnutrivenniy seans dlya neyo navernoye bil adom tada, no nikada ne jalovalas, to est jalovalas chut chut, no ne na menya ved! Komu komu a mne bolee vseh nepryatna eta situatsiya. Eto ved ne iriski jevat, kolyat ved, bolno esi chyo! J

Ya: [siju, ulibayus,ochen uzh znakomaya situatsiya, no kak ona ‘raskudahtalas’. Net, ya nichego protiv neyo ne imeyu, no nemnogo doktorskoy etiki ne pomeshala bi] nichyo nichyo, prodoljayte, ya privikla, obyazatelno naydyote. Mojet poprobuyem druguyu ruku?

Probuyem druguyu, no uzhe vmesto jguta ispolzuyem barometr naduvnoy, ili kak ego, nu vi menya ponyali, davlene-meryalku. Kolit, net. Vovsyu kudahtanya prodoljayutsya. Ksta, yeshyo odna detal, u nas v Uzb vsegda mesto budushego kolenya tak skazat, smazivayut spirtom, chtob izbejat zarazheniye, tut – nichego podobnogo!!! Prosto tak kolyat. No doljna priznat, chto vrode kak igolki u nih chut chut tonshe? I net shpritsa kak takogo. Prosto igolka I takoye kak bi obrezanniy tyubik na kontse. Posle prokola ona prileplyet kolbochku kotoraya chtoto diryavit I tak kak eta kolba pustaya (bez vozduha vnutri) to ona v printsipe doljna vsasivat krov, no esli vvenu ne popadayesh, to prosto takoye zvuk shpak I vsasivaniye vozduha, krovi net. To est poluchilsya promah. V kontse kontsov mi s etoy medsestroy isportili 2 igolki, 4 kolbochek J

Kak uzhe skazala, probuyem vtoruyu ruku, ne poluchayetsya. Horosho, beryom tretyu igolku. Probyem na toy zhe ruke (ya yey opyat predlagayu zapyatse, ona otkazivayetsya, upryamaya!!!) I …ura, v tretiy raz poluchilos!!! Napolnili dve kolbochki, vinuli igolochku, I obe vzdohnuli s oblegcheniye, ya zato chto bolshe ne nado slushat jalobi, ona za to chto ne udarila litsom v gryaz J

Ona: esli kada nit snova nujno budet bart krov, to ne sadis nikkomu, u nih ne poluchitsya. Toka ko mne, ya luchshe vseh. Tolko u menya poluchitsya.

Ogogo, tyotenka zagordilas, nu da ladno. Prijala vatku I govoryu: mojno da mne uzhe idti?

Ona: net, posidi poka ne ostanovtisya krov.

A u nas v Uzb prosto sidish 2 minuti, chtob esi chyo vdrug golova ne zakruzhilas I ne upala nevznachay J
Hop, siju: uzhe mojno?

Ona: nuka, day posmotret.

Leykoplastirem menya obmatala poverh kajdoy vatochki I otpustila: toka ko mne, zapomni!

Idu I smeyus sama sebe, ruki v karmane, na kajdoy po leykoplastiryu J na odnoy konechno potom pyavilsya sinyachyok, no mi uzhe k etomu privikshi Jseychas vsyo proshlo.


Vot takaya bila predistoriya. Teper mne bila naznachena vstrecha s vrachyom. Ne boytes, bolshe med.podrobnostey ne budet. Tak kak koyechto proizoydyot J

Uzhe 15:40, vstrecha v 16:05 a mi s M. vsyo yeshyo na St. Ann Square. Blinchiki, tyer tochno ne uspeem. Nu da ladno. Vsyo ravno poshli, doshli do Picadilly, (pochemuto stranno vsyo razmeshno, I ryadom so Square na milyu vokrug net ostanovok!) seli v avtobus, a driver ni s mesta, kak vsegda, podojdyot poka naberyot passajirov, posmorit v schedule. Mmm, nuuu, kak bi, pojaluy mojno dvinutsya. Doehali do Sainsbury’s uzhe v 16:20, slava Bogu Medical Centre vsegolish v 10 metrah ottuda. Zahozhu, obyasnyayu, Читать далее...

даи думаю увековечу этот момент - ешё один срок пропушен!!! уже получается в обшем в третии раз...хе хе (sor'ki, ne bilo vremeni zayti v translit i pochitat kak kakuyu bukvu vivodit, no chestno, trudney chem v chate zdes'!)

slov ne budu tratit zrya, da toka oblom den za dnyom. to dealine oblamayu. to sam chapter. kto znayet lekarstvo? hotya ya i sama znayu, hlist i samovospitaniye. no kak samu sebya odolet ninayu....another day another dealine passed. not passed in the sense of completed, but ...just passed. like today in Albert Square -

- so when is your deadline?
- oh, dealine...it actually passed. there WAS a dealine. still is, except that in the past.

Vot ot nechego delat' syonay budem razbirat' izvestniye i neizvestniye, pravdiviye i lojniye, tochniye i kriviye ponyatiya o prirode.

No 1. Velkobritaniya nahoditsya na tumannom Al'bione.

Srazu preduprezhdayu, eto poverye yavlyayetsya samim nainepravilneyshim iz vseh chto ya slishala. Prosto udivitelno kak gluboko v nashey krovi eta uverennost chto Angliya (v osobennosti no i drugiye chasti VB - Uels, Shotlandiya, S.Irlandiya) predstavlyayet iz sebya nichego drugogo krome tumana, dojdya, i oblachnosti. Miph, ne pravda...erunda.

Vo pervih pozovlte vas ochen silno razocherovat! Seychas tut svetit solntse i temperatura naulitse seychas +21 C. Po golubomu nebu plivut beliye barashki oblakov, vot i nemnogo poetichney esli hotite.

Vo vtorih - Eto ne pravda, chto segodnya isklyucheniye iz pravil. Ya vsegda nemnogo posmeivalas nad pervoy reaktsiyey cheloveka s kotorim ya govorila po telefonu ili boltala v chate i kotoriy ne nahodilsya v Anglii: 'A...s tumannogo albiona!' Nea, sovsem ne tumannogo. i kto eto pridumal? esli chestno, to s proshlogo sentyabrya nevidela tut nikakogo tumana, azh soskuchilas po uzbekskomu tumanu. Netu zdes takogo yavleniya. Doljna priznat chto skazhem v dolinah mejdu Angliye i Uehlsom oni mogut bit, no toka po utram( to est ochen korotko) i to ochen redko.

V tretyih, ne otritsayu zdes bivayut dojdi, no ne tak kak v dojdliviy sezon (munsun) v Koree ili v tropikah. Chestno, tseliy sentyabr i oktyabr ne bilo ni kapelki dojdya! Nas, inostrantsev, tut ubejdali chut li ne kajdiy den, chto vot vot nachnyotsya dojd, a ego vsyo ne bilo. prishyol noyabr. no tut bez dojdya dazhe Uzbekistan ne obhoditsya. tak chto nichego takogo. Chut chut poshyol ostanovilsya, vishlo soltse, opyat teplo. Gde yeshyo takoye mojno uvidet? A takih livney kak skazhem v MOskve zdes nikada ne bilo. Gde eto vidano 30 mm osadkov za 30 min, napomnyu - Moskva, 13toye iylulya sego goda. I nado zhe mne bilo mne u Moskvi-reki nahoditsya v tot moment. Poka do metro dobejali o fotoapparate, passporte i bilete uzeh i dumat ne zahotelos. Vsyo promoklo do nitki. Dumaete dlya menya eto privichno jivya zdes v Anglii? nea, potom vsyu nedelyu v sebya prihodila, takogo livnego uradana ya nikada ne videla. a tem bolee zdes. tut vsyo namnogo proshe, legche, skromney. nu maximum luzhi naberutsya, i to, do utra visohnut.

v chetvyortih, mojet i takoye bit, neskoko dney podryad idti dojdo. hotya neskoko dney podryad eto ponyatiye lojnoye. podryad eto chtoto vrode - sutra pasmurno, no net dojdya, cherez paru chasikov snachala pokrapivayet potom uzhe pochti lyot, i tut zhe stihayet! nebo proyasnyaetsya i potom uzhe solnechno i teplo. k vecheru nebo zatyagivayetsya oblakami. utrom ta zhe situatsiya, k poludnyu solnechno. poetomu to tut prognoz pogodi maximum na uikend mogut predpolojit. i to, v lyobom sluchaye mojno nadeyatsya chto soltse uvidish.

Dumayu bolshe vi so mnoy nichego razbirat ne zahotite, tak kak esli pro tumanniy albion eto ne pravda to pro ostalnoye ...voobshe vraki!

Chto zhe yeshyo ostalos ne otvechenim? pogoda kak pogoda, vraki pro tumani i dojdi zabudde. luchshe priezzayte, vmeste London, Liverpool, i Manchester posmotrim.


cheers!

Papa prosil chtob ya shodila k vrachu...

ya uzhe ob'yasnyala emuchto ocheredi budut dlinnyushiye. no, perechit ne v moyom vkuse, i ya shodila v lyobom sluchaye. i tak, nemnogo prokrutki iz bivshey serii - vse studenti/rabotniki kotoriye nahodyatsya v UK bolee 6 mesyatsev, pokriti nats.sluzhboy zdravoohraneniya (National Health Service). Ona kak bi besplatna, 'kak bi' eto potomu, chto perviy retsept platit patsient v lyubom sluchaye (utverjdayetsya chto perviy retsept ne previshayet 6 funtov, obichno) a ostalnoye vrode kak gosudarstvo platit Britanskoye, toka sushestvuyet slaboye zveno - mnogiy pretserudi, naprimer dantist, korrektsiya figuri (eto ya prosto k slovu :) ) ne oplachivayutsya, i voobshe oni delayutsya v drugih klinikah, tak kak kliniki NHS (nasvaniye sluzhbi) etim oborudovaniyem ne snabzheni. vobshem, u nih svoi kliniki, i spetsialisti kotoriye delayut ogranichenniye zadaniya dlya neogranichennogo kollichestva lyudey, i tak kak oni oplachivayutsya gosudarstvom to dumayu platyat im nizhe chem obichno.

Vivod, vo pervih ocheredi postoyanno killometroviye. Odnazhdi v neotlojke menya proderjali 3.5 chasa pered tem kak posmotreli kak ya sebya pokalechila sletev neojidanno s dereva - skazivayetsya chto po goroskopu ya ne obezyana.... Vo vtorih u NHS ochen malo horoshih da i vashe malo spetsialistov. eto bila predistoriya. a vot i ostlanoye:

u menya svoy doktor zdes kakbi (toka on ne toka moy, u nego yeshyo para tisyach patsientov!), i on nazivayetsya GP, to est general practitioner (vrach obshey praktiki), H. Lowe, telefona ne dali, toka dali moy spets.nomer, i adres gdeto v tsenetre, horosho snachala zaglyanula v inet, a ne poshla v gorod s kartoy, tak kak s adresom oni naputali. Prosto poshla tuda gde v samom nachale registrirovalas. Eto bil ponedelnik, mne naznachili v chetverg utrom, to est syonya.

Prihozhu, doktor u sebya. nu govorit rasskazivayte, toka ya emu pro tireotoksikoz, on srazu zhe nachinayet zapisivat i prashivayet naznachili li mne lecheniye i chto ya uzhe prunimayu. ya emu nachinayu govorit toto i toto, on ni odno nazvaniye ne znayet, krome aspirina konechnozhe (proshu uchest, chto specialno dlya sluchaya bili otkopani LATINSKIYE/INOSTRANNIY nazvaniya lekartsv, a ne russkiye), ya emu govoryu : vo pervih tiamazol i chto pyu ego kajdiye 8 chasov, on menya na etom ostanavlivayet ( a ved spisok lekarstv ne zakonchilsya yeshyo!). chto govorit za lekarstvo u nas zdes net takogo, est toka odno lekarstvo kotoroye mi naznachayem pri tireotoksikoze, mojet eto to lekarstvo? i govorit, naprimer kada pyosh eto lekarstvo nujno bit ochen ostorojnim chtob ne prostudit' gorlotebya ob etom ne preduprezhdal tvoy doktor doma? Esli zhe prostudila nujno migom k dokrotu i .tp. posmotrel moyo gorlo, ruki (na tremor) i (!) poslushal (!) gorlo. vobshem, dalshe vse moi slova nachal propuska skvoz ushey.

ya: moy doktor v Uzb poprosil sdelat analiz krovi chtob uznat gemoglobin i sushestvuyutli anti-tela.

doktor: mi sdelayem analiz krovi chtob ya mog posmotret i postavit tebe diagnoz, naznachit lecheniye.

ya: no u menya uzhe est diagnoz, mne vsego lish nujno bit pod prismotrom vracha endokrenologa.

doktor: mi obo vsyom pozabotimsya (ya navernoye viglyadela panikovshitsey :) ) ya posmotryu na analiz krovi, naznachu lecheniye, potom tebya posmotrit endokrenolog (gde tut logika?! ili on sam endokrenolog? tada zachem yeshyo odin?)

ya: horosho (dumayu bespolezno sporit s nimi, vsyo hotyat sami, nashim doktoram ne doveryayut). kada budet analiz gotov (ya to dumala chto s menya srazu krov vozmut, eto ved ne tak trudno i ne tak mnogo vremeni zanimayet, ya dazhe ne ela sutra, u nas ved tak) vi mojete mne dat odin ekzemplyar, chtob ya poslala svoemu doktoru?

doktor: mi obo vsyom pozabotimsya, ne volnuytes (raz 5 povtoril, neujeli ya isterichno eto skazala? vrode net). seychas spustites vniz dogovorites naschyot analiza krovi, i pridite ko mne cherez nedelyu uzhe s nim.

ya: ah...[s vami vsyo yasno], dosvidanya.

Spuskayus vniz, dayu bumajku, devushka mne: vi gde hotite krov sdat na analiz?

ya: kak gde? mne skazali zdes sdat.

ona: nu, zdes blijayshaya data eto sreda (predstavlyayete, sreda!!! sleduyushaya nedelya!!!).

ya: voobsheto mne srochno, doktor Lowe skazal chtob ya v sleduyushiy chetverg uzhe prishla s rezultatom.

ona: nu tada vi mojete poyti v gospital i sdelat eto tam

ya: v lyuboy?

ona: net, v takoy to gospital, on nahoditsya tam to. [vperviye slishu]

ya: a kak zhe naschyot rezultata?

ona: oni vam skazhut kada budet gotov potom zaberyote i prinesyote nam, ili ostavte nam telefon i mi svyazavshis s nimi potom svyazhemsya s vami.

ya: uhti, vsego to analiz krovi...ladno, esli ya sdam na sleduyushey nedele vam, tak kak ne uverenna chto naydu etot gospital [ i ne dumayu chto oni eto sdelayut bistrey vas, hotya medlenney navernoye ne bivayet!] kogda budet gotov rezultat?

ona: poprobuyte pozvonit nam v sleudyushiy ponedelnik posle Читать далее...

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