The first story was full invented by me!!!

The 2 story was real. It happened a few years with me and my boyfriend

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!!!_CREATIVE CONTEST_!!!

WE HAVE DECLARED A NONCOMMERCIAL CREATIVE CONTEST!

We create unusually movie, and need for your help!
Would became our co-autors and scenarists?
Write your storie on theme is "Life and it's Lessons". Sad or fun, kind or evil... we need different your stories! You can invent all or write real story from life your and your friends.
We ask not you to real names and places. We need only situation these can be or were in real life of people. Would be this story about girl and boy, would be about parents and kids, would be between friends, - does not matter, we look for situations in these are any lessons of life.
Our project does not provide monetary compensation, but we give a garant for you about that that your names would be noticed as names of co-autors and scenarists of this movie!

Are you interesting in it?
Please read the following paragraphs:
1 - sending your story for us, you agreed so we have the right to change details of the dialogues, characters, names, places and ect., so that would be fit the main storyline of the movie. But we will leave your sense of history untouched.
2 - we keep the law of copyright, to write your name in description to movie.
3 - you story must not be fairy tale, it must meet real-life events. You can invent the whole story or/and you can write a story that has already occurred once. But the story should be realistic and have a life lesson.
4 - you can write one or more stories. You can write all mainly in dialogues or you can desribe the events. We will overlook all stories, will corrected and input in the main storyline.
5 - we ask you send your stories on English or on Russian languages. English as international language, and we know and use it. And Russian is our native language. Because of it the movie would be of 2 variants: Russian and English. If you have any offers and questions about this paragraph and others than ask us through an e-mail.
And more, all your questions about project you can send there, too. But don't forgot sign in the theme of your mail "question about contest", and your stories sign "story for contest".

Well. If you agreed with all paragraphs of contest and want to be our co-autors and scenarists, we wait for your stories!!!
THE CONTEST IS OPEN FOR EVERYONE!!!
You can send your stories as mails for us on our e-mail <mind.blog@yandex.ru>.
Don't forgot write your name in latyn signs, with it we will tell about your help in the project!

P.S. Contest is going (month/data/year and time):
from 12/11/2011 and 01:01am(+3 GTM)
to 02/07/2012 and 03:01pm (+3 GTM).

WE HAVE DECLARED A NONCOMMERCIAL CREATIVE CONTEST!

We create unusually movie, and need for your help!
Would became our co-autors and scenarists?
Write your storie on theme is "Life and it's Lessons". Sad or fun, kind or evil... we need different your stories! You can invent all or write real story from life your and your friends.
We ask not you to real names and places. We need only situation these can be or were in real life of people. Would be this story about girl and boy, would be about parents and kids, would be between friends, - does not matter, we look for situations in these are any lessons of life.
Our project does not provide monetary compensation, but we give a garant for you about that that your names would be noticed as names of co-autors and scenarists of this movie!

Are you interesting in it?
Please read the following paragraphs:
1 - sending your story for us, you agreed so we have the right to change details of the dialogues, characters, names, places and ect., so that would be fit the main storyline of the movie. But we will leave your sense of history untouched.
2 - we keep the law of copyright, to write your name in description to movie.
3 - you story must not be fairy tale, it must meet real-life events. You can invent the whole story or/and you can write a story that has already occurred once. But the story should be realistic and have a life lesson.
4 - you can write one or more stories. You can write all mainly in dialogues or you can desribe the events. We will overlook all stories, will corrected and input in the main storyline.
5 - we ask you send your stories on English or on Russian languages. English as international language, and we know and use it. And Russian is our native language. Because of it the movie would be of 2 variants: Russian and English. If you have any offers and questions about this paragraph and others than ask us through an e-mail.
And more, all your questions about project you can send there, too. But don't forgot sign in the theme of your mail "question about contest", and your stories sign "story for contest".

Well. If you agreed with all paragraphs of contest and want to be our co-autors and scenarists, we wait for your stories!!!
THE CONTEST IS OPEN FOR EVERYONE!!!
You can send your stories as mails for us on our e-mail <mind.blog@yandex.ru>.
Don't forgot write your name in latyn signs, with it we will tell about your help in the project!

P.S. Contest is going (month/data/year and time):
from 12/11/2011 and 01:01am(+3 GTM)
to 02/07/2012 and 03:01pm (+3 GTM).

Всех, интересующихся философией и размышляющих над жизнью, приглашаю в сообщество на жж.

http://community.livejournal.com/ichi_mi_rekka/

Страничка моя. Я ее подписываю по мере возможности.

P.S. Участие модерируется, но не возбраняется. Модерация нужна для отсутствия "нецезурностей" и других подобных штучек. Так же приму заявочки от вас и здесь, и комменты можно здесь оставить (ток не забудь те сказать о чем это вы комментируете)...

хорошего вам настроения!

Конечно же понятно, что имена изменены. Но суть от этого не теряется.

Кстати. ЭТО - НЕ МОЕ!!!
ха-ха-ха))) Это я у друзей нашла. Вот вместе -то хохотали над записью)))


Представляю вам сделку "отцов и детей"
Повеселитесь над собой, ведь многие из вас может быть заключали такие же))))

И так....


СДЕЛКА

1 лицо - Олечка Перепелкина*
2 лицо - Иннеса Петровна*

УСЛОВИЯ СДЕЛКИ:
1 лицо обязуется выполнять работу за определенную сумму, а 2 лицо будет выплачивать эту сумму.

РАБОТЫ
1 - полив огорода (за весь огород)
2 - удаление сорняков (за весь огород)
3 - удаление гроздей
4 - забивать гвозди
5 - сажать деревья
6 - сажать колючие растения
7 - сажать растения
8 - таскать воду
9 - носить цемент
10 - носить кирпичи
11 - носить землю
12 - носить навоз
13 - носить глину
14 - выносить мусор
15 - носить песок
16 - копать картошку
17 - копать
18 - выносить батву
19 - собирать дрова
20 - полоть траву
21 - грабить землю
22 - пушить
23 - сажать цветы
24 - делать декоративный забор
25 - делат декоративный забор на калитку
26 - стройка стены в подвале
27 - красить подоконики
28 - подвязывать кусты
29 - делать редкий забор
30 - ухаживать 1 неделю за подсолнухом
31 - ухаживать 1 месяц за газонами
32 - делать грядки
33 - делать лунки
34 - мыть окна
35 - вынимать камни из земли
36 - подметать в одной комнате
37 - покраска рамы
38 - носить воду из колонки
39 - ходить за пивом в лавку
40 - ходить за ЮППИ в лавку
41 - ходить за молоком в лавку (на станцию элекро поезда)
42 - ходить за сметаной на остановку электро поезда
43 - таскать груз с дачи и на дачу
44 - штукатурить
45 - побелка
46 - делать маленькие теплицы
47 - заставлять банками растения
48 - делать колышки
49 - собирать урожай

Я малясь летящее и нещадно шизанутое создание. Ничего особенного... (ха-ха-ха)
Просто на просто
Я - творческая личность;)