Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever
07-11-2011 22:47
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Who is the leader of China
06-07-2011 01:32
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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Temperature Extremes
06-07-2011 01:00
+20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .
+5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
-15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° - White bears start moving south.
-70° - The hell froze.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland . Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
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+20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .
+5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
-15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° - White bears start moving south.
-70° - The hell froze.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland . Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
http://www.goyk.com/text.asp?id=232
Terence Trent D'Arby - Delicate
16-01-2011 02:43
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Она лучшая!
16-12-2010 11:16
Это цитата сообщения santa3 Оригинальное сообщение
Она лучшая))))
Она лучшая )))) приемная мать для осиротевших детенышей 
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Это цитата сообщения santa3 Оригинальное сообщение
Она лучшая))))
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Нежный КРЕМОВЫЙ...
16-12-2010 10:25
Продолжаю сообщение РАЗНОЦВЕТНОЕ НАСТРОЕНИЕ.
Нежный КРЕМОВЫЙ...
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И дальше нежный КРЕМОВЫЙ...
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Продолжаю сообщение РАЗНОЦВЕТНОЕ НАСТРОЕНИЕ.
Нежный КРЕМОВЫЙ...
[600x600]И дальше нежный КРЕМОВЫЙ...
РАЗНОЦВЕТНОЕ НАСТРОЕНИЕ
16-12-2010 09:47
Иногда хочется испытывать светлые, радостные чувства, хотя настроение не то, чтобы очень... Так можно и нужно себе его создать! Я, например, получаю удовольствие от взгляда на яркие, красочные фото, с добрым, положительным настроем, хорошей, доброй идеей. Говорят, увидеть радугу - к счастью. Создадим же счастливую РАДУГУ своей СЧАСТЛИВОЙ жизни!
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Весёлый ЖЁЛТЫЙ...
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Иногда хочется испытывать светлые, радостные чувства, хотя настроение не то, чтобы очень... Так можно и нужно себе его создать! Я, например, получаю удовольствие от взгляда на яркие, красочные фото, с добрым, положительным настроем, хорошей, доброй идеей. Говорят, увидеть радугу - к счастью. Создадим же счастливую РАДУГУ своей СЧАСТЛИВОЙ жизни!
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Britney Spears - Toxic
15-12-2010 15:51
В своё время была в восторге от этой песни. Потому что я тоже ТАК это ощущала... Клип - многие образы мне непонятны... А слова песни - это шедевр, так просто, лаконично и очень ярко передать состояние невероятного желания...
Слова песни и перевод
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В своё время была в восторге от этой песни. Потому что я тоже ТАК это ощущала... Клип - многие образы мне непонятны... А слова песни - это шедевр, так просто, лаконично и очень ярко передать состояние невероятного желания...
The Groundhog Day - День сурка
15-12-2010 14:35
Очень нравится как сам фильм, так, в частности, и многие мелодии, прозвучавшие в нём. Например, вот эта:
"The Pennsylvania Polka" by Lester Lee and Zeke Manners, published in 1942.
Слова песни и перевод дальше
В фильме эта чудесная полька звучит в исполнении замечательного аккордеониста Frankie Yankovic (July 15, 1915 Davis, West Virginia - October 14, 1998). Hi was a Grammy Award-winning polka musician. Known as "America's Polka King," Yankovic was the premier artist to play in the Slovenian style during a long and successful career. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Yankovic
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Очень нравится как сам фильм, так, в частности, и многие мелодии, прозвучавшие в нём. Например, вот эта:
"The Pennsylvania Polka" by Lester Lee and Zeke Manners, published in 1942.
Слова песни и перевод дальше
В фильме эта чудесная полька звучит в исполнении замечательного аккордеониста Frankie Yankovic (July 15, 1915 Davis, West Virginia - October 14, 1998). Hi was a Grammy Award-winning polka musician. Known as "America's Polka King," Yankovic was the premier artist to play in the Slovenian style during a long and successful career. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Yankovic