Guys,
кто нибудь своё пиво делал когда-нибудь ?
Дайте совет...
А то у меня весь подвал уже воняет, а конца етому невидно...
Может я штото неправильно делаю ???

А вот представте себе другой поворот истории за последнии 12 лет...

Представте што сли бы небыло первой персидской войны в 1991 году.
Сравните 1991 год с 1938 годом
Представте Садам Хусейн ето новый Гитлер,
Садам Хусейн (читайте Гитлер) штото неподелил с соседней страной Кувейтом (читайте Чехословакия) и напал на неё...
Как и в 1938 году никто непридал етому значения...

А чем все занимались в 1938 году? Тем же чем и сейчас...
Франция (как тогда, так и сейчас) боролась за мир во всём мире...
Россия была в жо... как тогда, так и сейчас...
Америка и Англия хотели штото делать, но под давлением России и Франции ничево незделали

Итак 1991 Саддам Хусеин захватил Кувейт (читай Чехословакия) - мир молчит.
1992 Саддам Хусехн захватывает Саудовская Аравия (читай Польша)- и подпивывает мирный договор с Китаем (Читай Россия...
конец 1992 год Сирия здастся (без ворьбы) под напором Саддама (читай Франция)
начало 1993 Ирак нападает и захватывает (или добровольно присоединяет Pakistan, Катар, Бахраин, ОАЕ, Иемен (читай Бывшая Югославия, Болгария, Австрия...). Под напором такой силы, к Иракской империи присоединяется Иран (Читай япония), и Иран нападает на Турцию (Читай Китай)...
Пойдем дальше, нападение/бомбёжки на Израиль (читай Англии)
Мне продолжить список????

Я понимаю што говорю то што сейчас и в голову никому неукладывается, также как и великая германия в 1933 году...

Историю надо знать, а из неё извлекать уроки...

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and, after a brief chat about world affairs, the Iraqi says, "I have a question that I think perhaps you can answer."
President Bush says, "Well, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'll do my best."
The Iraqi ambassador continues, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs, leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers, "It's because it takes place in the future...."

Bush, Blair and Chiraq in a hot tub, a beeper goes off. Bush shuts it off by touching his forearm.
Bush: That's my implanted beeper. I have a message.
A phone rings and Blair lifts his hand to his ear.
Blair: That's my phone. I have an implanted telecommunications chip.
Feeling foolish about his lack of importance and technology Chiraq leaves the hot tub and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his butt.
Chiraq: Mon ami! I have a fax!

An American guy is sitting in the isle seat on a plane and 2 arabs are sitting in the inside seats. At the beggining of the flight, the American man removes his shoes. The 1st arab announces he is going to get a beer. The american man tells him sit down while he goes to get the beer for him. While he is getting the beer, the 1st arab spits in one of the American's shoes. The man returns and gives him the beer. The 2nd arab announces he wants a beer too, and once again the American offers to get him a beer. While he is getting the beer, the 2nd arab man spits in his other shoe. The man returns to his seat and gives the 2nd arab his beer. At the end of the flight, the American man puts on his shoes and immidiately realizes what has happened. He calmly toward the arab men and says:
"Why must this hostility continue between Americans and arabs? This constant fighting...this spitting in shoes...this pissing in beers.."

A blonde woman sees a young boy playing in the park and decides to kidnap him and demand a ransom. Her ransom note says, "Put $10,000 in a brown paper bag underneath the oak tree in the park by 10AM tomorrow or you'll never see your son again!" Signed 'the Blonde'.
She then pins the note to the boy's jacket and sends him home. At 10 o'clock the next morning she goes to the park and finds the paper bag stuffed with 10K and a note:
"Here's your money! I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!"

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

The FBI has a new way of tracking terrorists.
They are now able to see every click they make on the internet.
Privacy advocates say this is bad, but the FBI says you will never even notice,
and it won't affect the common man at all.
Happy Surfing!

http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/

Secretary of State Colin Powell put a snarky Iraqi reporter in his place the other day. The scribe tried to sandbag the statesman by asking, "Isn't it true that only 13 percent of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?" "That may be true," Powell snapped. "You're probably right. But unfortunately for you, all 13 percent are Marines."

Will George W. Bush fall victim to the Zero Factor?

The Zero Factor
1840 - William Henry Harrison
1860 - Abraham Lincoln*
1880 - James A. Garfield*
1900 - William McKinley*
1920 - Warren G. Harding
1940 - Franklin D. Roosevelt
1960 - John.F. Kennedy*
1980 - Ronald Reagan

Seven out of the last eight Presidents that were elected in a year ending with zero starting in 1840 have died in office.

* Four out of the seven were killed by assassins bullets. Only Ronald Reagan in 1980 survived the Zero Factor, although he too was the victim of assassins bullets

Your patriotic duty....,
Because the Towelheads cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Notify the FBI of any neighbors who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.
To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.
God bless you all. Bill Clinton

Here is a list of the french companies to boycott (of course if your nick doesn't start with HAR :) )

Bic (razors, pens and lighters)
Club Med (vacations)
Yoplait yogurt
Vivendi and its subsidiary Universal Studios (music, movies and amusement parks)
Christian Dior
Michelin (tires and auto parts)
Marie Claire
Air Liquide
Veritas Group
Méphisto (shoes and clothes)
Moet (champagne)
Perrier (water; and who can forget that benzene scandal?)
Evian (part of Danone, brands include Aqua, Wahaha and Volvic waters, Dannon yogurt and LU biscuits and crackers)
Biotherm (cosmetics)
DKNY - LVMH acquired 100 percent of Gabrielle Studio Inc., the privately owned licenser of Donna Karan trademarks.
Jacobs Creek
Givenchy
Allegra (allergy medication, produced by the Strasbourg company Aventis Pharmaceuticals
Pierre Cardin
International Herald Tribune
Air France
Peugeot (wee automobiles)
Alcatel
Renault (automobiles - "I used that word loosely," says FrogWeeneie)
Bollinger (champagne)
Louis Vuitton
Hennessy
L'Oreal (health and beauty products)
Lancome
Motel 6 and Red Roof Inns are owned by Accor Hotels.
And don't forget to avoid the Total and Fina gas stations owned by the oil-greedy Frenchies.

P.S.: Thanks to GOP lawmakers, cafeterias in the U.S. House of Representatives will today start offering "freedom fries" instead of you know what.

Was I the only one who noticed, does it strike you as ironic that the countries that gave us Napoleon, Hitler, and Stalin, are lecturing us on our bellicosity? Hypocritical at best…

Я один ето заметил, ну несмешно ли, страны которые породили Наполеона, Гитлера и Сталина сейчас пытаются нас "вразумить" на тему што мы должны делать с Ираком ?

А Жак Ширак так зашищает Ирак как будто если мир послушается Францию на тему Ирака, то Франциa вдруг опять станет мировой силой ...
Единственое што бы оставило Францию мировой силой ето если бы она бы зашишала себя во второй мировой войне, а не повернулась бы задом к Немцам и наклонилась

Если 1 паунд 100 доларовых купюр это 50 тысяч доларов.
Тоесть 1 милион доларов весит 20 поундов.

Как в фильме Twins (Близнецы) Денны ДеВито бегал с чемоданом с 12 или 20 милионами доларов??? :) (Непомню сколько там у нево было точно):)
(Если даже 10 милионов весит 91 кг плюс чемодан)

С таким чемоданчиком даже Шварцнегер врядли пробежал бы :)

Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first.
Compare these thoughts and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar, draftdodger and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Тут, читал дневники моих Друзей...Так как я читаю обычно на день или на два позже, то уже кучи коментариев... Так што оставлять коментатий номер 13909 уже смысла нет, так как тема уже умершая...
Тута темка вроде бы появилась, Hi Tara стала о будущем задумыватся, влюбилась штоль?, и о замужестве подумывает...

С моей мужкой колокольни, умные веши говорит девушка, но хоть женщины ети советы и хвалят, очень очень немногие даже подумывают етими советами пользоваться, так как восновном даже и подумать немогут што после тово как завоевали "своё сокровище" будут "дверь откытой держать" и возможно своими руками выгонят своё сокровище

Ну да ладно, об етом...
На мой взгяд все замужнии женшины делятся на пять видов:

1. Те кто очень очень к етому стремился (ие. надоедая своим бойфрендам, плачась, you know the dril), а как получили - через месяца три-пять разочаровались в семейной жизни... Обычно до свадьбы мир и покой, а после у таких телок свой характер появляется... Ну и ругань в доме тоже...

2. Те кто ну хотел, но не рвался, а ждал своево счастья, а потом просто "погряз" в быту, и уже кроме быта и детей ничево в жизни невидит... На себя времени нету, всё время уходит на быт, детей , etc.

3. Te кому на всех мужиков наплевать... За теми мужики и гоняются, поначалу те которые нафиг никому ненужны, а потом и нормальные начинают. В конче концов женчины ети выходят за муж, и их жизнь неочень то и меняется до и после замужества... Времени хватает и на свой вид, и на мужа, и на детей....

4. Те што замуж выходят изза бабок, а потом сосут с мужыка всё што только могут... Какая же ето жизнь... Знал таких пар 5, поженились сразу после школы, все пят развелись в течении 2 лет, у двоих дети... (Трое более умные оказались)

5. Ну и последний вид, те што севя берегут, тоесть virgin в 25 лет... Уж лучше в монастырь бы шли пока молодые, чем до старости ждать ...

Its the "You Can't Tell Your Scumbags Without a Scorecard" scorecard
Name Function Status (Я стер их должности, которые были типа
Chief of military operations, Martidom recruter, Chief of finansing, Chief of operations in Chechnia, Chief of Operations in Europe (занимали очень много места)но всё как в больших международных компаниях

SHURA MAJLIS
These are the first-tier guys and the actual members of al-Qaeda's board of directors. Any one of them is a possible successor to Osama bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden Emir - Possibly killed at Tora Bora in Dec. 2001, now believed to be at large
Ayman al-Zawahiri - At Large
Mohammed Atef - Dead
Abu Zubaydah - Apprehended
Rifa Ahmed Taha Gamaa al-Islamiyyah -At Large
Thirwat Salah Shirhata - At Large
Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri - Apprehended
Abu Musab Zarqawi - At Large
Abu Zubair al-Haili - Apprehended
Tawfiq Attash Khallad - At Large
Abu Mohammed al-Masri - At Large
Zaid Khayr - At Large
Mohammed Salah - Dead
Tariq Anwar al-Sayyid Ahmad - Dead
Saif al-Adel -At Large
Amin al-Haq Shura Majlis - At Large
Abu Hafs the Mauritanian (aka "Mr. Mauritania") - Formerly believed dead, now believed to be at large

TERRORIST TRAINING CAMP COMMANDERS
These are the guys who supervise the training, indoctrination, and assignment of al-Qaeda operatives worldwide. They also seperate all recruits into four categories: mujahideen (foot soldiers), shahideen (suicide bombers), takfiri (sleepers), and ansar (support personnel). Each category has its own version of the "Afghan Guide to Jihad," al-Qaeda's training manual (all four versions combined are roughly 3,000 pages in length) that provides instruction to recruits for just about any situation imaginable.

Sheikh Ibn al-Liby - Apprehended
Abd al-Hadi al-Iraqi - Apprehended
Omar Bandon - At Large

THE FINANCIAL COMMITTEE
This is the committee that oversees al-Qaeda's legitimate and illegitimate businesses, charities, drug smuggling, ect. The top ten al-Qaeda donors have all been named by both the UN and the families of 9/11 victims as being the major financiers of al-Qaeda and remain at large

Sheikh Saeed (Mustafa Ahmed al-Hisawi?) - Apprehended
Mohammed Jamal Khalifa - Large
Abu Jafar al-Jaziri - Dead
Abu Salah al-Yemeni - Dead
Abdul Rahim Riyadh - Apprehended
Ahmed Saeed al-Kadr - At Large
Hamza al-Qatari - Dead

MEDIA COMMITTEE
This the group that manages and updates the websites, oversees the E-Jihad, and is responsible for all statements by the al-Qaeda leadership. Not a lot of declassified info on this one as far as names go.
Suleiman Abu Ghaith -At Large
Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri - At Large
Sheikh Omar al-Bakri - At Large
Sheikh Abu Qatada al-Philisteeni - Apprehended

WMD COMMITTEE
Al-Qaeda employs a number of Muslim scientists of various nationalities to assist it in procuring as well as manufacturing the necessary materials to create chemical, biological, radiological, or nuclear weapons.
Midhat Mursi (Top scientist for nuclear weapons research) - At Large
Abu Khabab (Biological and chemical weapons expert) - At Large
Assadalah Abdul Rahman (Weapons of Mass Destruction Chief) - At Large
Abu Bashir al-Yemeni Unknown At Large

MILITARY COMMITTEE
These are the definite guys to watch out for. Most have a great deal of combat experience either from serving in Arab militaries or else from fighting in Sudan, Bosnia, Kosovo, Chechnya, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, Indonesia, or the Philippines.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed - Apprehended
Abd al-Aziz al-Jamal - At Large
Bilal bin Marwan - At Large
Qaed Salim Sinan al-Harethi - Dead
Mohsen al-Fadli - Apprehended
Essid Sami ben Khemais - Apprehended
Saqar al-Jadawi - At Large
Mohammed Omar Abdel Rahman - Apprehended
Ahmed Omar Abdel Rahman - Apprehended
Abu Walid - At Large
Abdel Hari al-Iraqi -At Large
Abu Leith al-Lybi - At Large
Shamil Basayev - At Large
Amir ibn al-Khattab - Dead
Hanbali - At Large
Imam Samudra - Apprehended
Mas Selamat Kastari -Apprehended

Current Tally:
Dead=8 Apprehended=15 At Large=29

Corona Times | Feb. 15 2003 |

Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears

Corona, CA - Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the Department of Homeland Security and President George W. Bush.

Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona, California, has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and sexual dysfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect them from a biological attack.

"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my windows and doors. After I did that I realized if survivors like myself are going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we have to protect our privates as well."

Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair. After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital where the doctors and nurses laughed at him.

"I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyways and I now have another lawsuit pending" Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".

Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George W. Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also make me look like a fool." Bosell sobbed.

The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

Corona times,

Pet Bear Escapes During Walk With Owner
AP March 6, 2003
GOLCONDA, Ill. -- Jerry Mullenix is missing his big fuzzy buddy.
He took his pet bear for a walk, but it didn't come back when he called. Now, authorities in Pope County, Ill., are looking for a 500-pound black bear.
Officials say Mullenix had a permit for the beast. But the local sheriff says he doesn't think that license allows you to take an animal that big out for a stroll.
While black bears are native to Illinois, they no longer live in the wild. The bear won't be hard to miss, it's 7-feet-tall when standing on its hind legs.
Authorities are warning area residents to cover their garbage cans and leash their dogs. They say to call 911 if anyone spots the furry fugitive

Што мы там делали в первыж раз, для тех кто забыл

Canadian Support For War On Terrorism

GOOD NEWS! Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism!

They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.

Now for the BAD NEWS! . . . .

BAD NEWS, With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels

Для тех кто незнает, Вчера вечером Президент Буш попросил у трех основных NewsNetworks время в приметиме на следующей неделе... Обычно такие просьбы делаются только для очень важных речей...
Как вы думаете што он скажет???

1) Севодня в 4 часа утра без обьявления войны наши войска атаковали Ирак
2) Мы даём Ираку есче 2 недели, и если Саддам есче в Ираке, то таковато числа ночью мы атакуем...
3) Выступление будет на тему ареста етово терориста ЕлКаезы в Пакистане
4) Выступление будет на тему Северной кореи, которая уже имеет атомное оружие и ракеты способные доставить ево на заподное побережье США, или за первые пару часов войны стереть с лица земли Южную корею, и представлят намного больше проблем чем вы думаете, но на фоне подготовки войны с Ираком, была игнорирована.
5) Выступление будет на тему Економики, cтроительства ракетново шита или какойто другой Domestic проблемы

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France
.
And don't forget people, that France is the only major world power that was ever defeated by Mexico, 05 May, 1862. "Viva Cinco De Mayo" you cheesie "chongo's!