Штото я последнее время о войне, да о войне пишу... Саммое странное што чем больше пишу о войне, тем больше вижу сколько тут людей которые неимеют представления што проишодит в мире.. Надо насчет чевото другово написать....
Подкиньте темку, люди добрые... Автору дам кредит :)

Springtime in Baghdad (to the tune of Springtime for Hitler)

Springtime in Baghdad, for Saddam Hussein
Smart bombs are falling like nice April rain
Stealth fighters silently cruising Iraq
Look out here comes another Tomahawk

Springtime in Baghdad, for Saddam Hussein
Soldiers are leaving in one big parade
Now that Saddam has lost his last chance
It just might be the time for him to go to France

I guess it's time to put my money where my mouth is...

Спорю с любым што Садам Хусейн будет использовать запрещенное оружые против воиск Коолиции или Израиля (или оно будет найдено после ево окупации)??? (Хоть как вы утверждаите у них ево нет)

Any takers?

Аrmi Rangers при поддержке курдов, ставят наводки для бомбёжки...
Обычно ето делается за более чем 48 часов...
Значит начнем ближе к концу недели...

BOMBING
A MASSIVE bombardment by air and sea will destroy key Iraqi military and communications centres.
American B-52s and B-2 Stealth bombers, along with British Tornado GR4s and Harrier GR7s, will release a devastating wave of 3,000 missiles in the first two days of the war. The giant assault is dubbed a ‘shock and awe campaign’ because of its effect on enemy troops
Tomahawk Cruise missiles will be fired from US and Royal Navy warships and subs in The Gulf.
The B-2s will fly from Diego Garcia, the joint US-UK air and sea refuelling and support station in the Indian Ocean.
The Tornados and Harriers will fly from Kuwait and Saudi Arabia.

TANK INVASION
A GIGANTIC force of American and British tanks from Kuwait will capture oil fields in the south.
They need to reach them before Saddam’s desperate troops blow them up to render them useless to the West.
The Americans have already pledged that money from the sale of the precious oil will be put in a trust for the Iraqi people after they are liberated.
After securing the oilfields, the Allied tanks will roll on to Baghdad and join in the final assault on the capital and Saddam.
Britain’s Desert Rats have Challenger II tanks and Warrior combat vehicles.
The Americans have A1/M2 Abrams tanks and Bradley combat vehicles. Apache attack helicopters will provide air support.

AMPHIBIOUS LANDING
A FEARSOME force of 4,000 Royal Marines plus their American equivalents will fight side by side to guard the eastern flank.
Their mission is to help secure Basra. The port on the Shatt al Arab waterway is vital to the Iraqi forces.
The marines will also help establish and keep open key supply routes to Baghdad.
The Royal Marines are presently on HMS Ark Royal and HMS Ocean.
They are among the most elite units in Britain’s fighting forces and specially trained for desert warfare. They played a key role in retaking the Falklands.

AIR ASSUALTS
TURKEY looks like letting the Allies launch an air invasion from the north-west to knock out Saddam’s Scud missiles before he orders them to be turned on Israel.
America’s 16 Air Assault Brigade will be flown into the war in Chinook and Puma helicopters along with 101 Airborne, known as the Screaming Eagles.
They will secure oilfields and help Kurdish rebels.
The force would then become part of the final three-prong attack on Baghdad.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?

"Stay away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."

Просматривал свой дневник когда я ево только создавал :)

Ну ето всётаки шедевр, на мой взляд... :) Решил перепечатать, а то я всё на серьёзные темы пишу последние дни...

На именинах у бобра
ворона спиздила кусочек сыра,
На ель ворона всдребездясь
позавтракать уж было собралась,
На ту беду лиса с колонии збежала
за проститутство срок там отбывала
“Голубушка, как хороша, пиздни ка песенку,
давно блатных я песен неслыхала”
Ворона каркнула, во все своё ебало,
сыр выпал, и лиса его сожрала…
… … … … … … … … … …
Мораль той басни такова,
где спиздила там жри сама и нефиг лазать по деревьям

Сколько неговорю о политике на етом сайте...
Кроме меня нашел есче одново человека кто поддерживает войну в Ираке...

Так што нас уже двое.... Я и nEJIbMEHb

Так то вам :)

Кто как узнаёт о приходе весны..
Кто по температуре, кто по траве-зеленеюшей...

На улице севодня 72 градуса, остатки грязново снега очень быстро тают, но ето для меня непоказатель :)

Для меня весна приходит тогда, когда я выбераюсь из своей лаборатории на ланч и просто наулице вижу телку с голыми ногами в юбке которая по длине примерно такаяже как и каблуки на её туфлях :) ну и в ковточке, из которой kливадж так и выпирает :) Вот ето настоящий приход висны :) Аш настроение поднимается :)

Севодня видел очередную такую "красавитсу" первый раз в етом году... Так она перепригивала через лужи оттаившево снега на свойх каблучищах, все мужики, изскучавшиеся по таким зрелищам за долгую зиму, ну просто замерли с открытими ртами...

This passage was written at the beginning of World War II..

Instructions:
1. Read this passage once.

2. Now the fun part,
Instead of Germany think Iraq
Instead of Japan think Al Qaeda
Yamatoto - Osama Bin Laden
Hitler - Hussein
December 7 - September 11.
League of Nations - United Nations
Radio stock market bubble - Internet stock market bubble.
Got the idea?

Even as I write, that pathetic cripple who occupies the White House is dispatching American troops to land in North Africa. That’s right – Roosevelt’s answer to the December 7 attack on America is to go to war on a country that had nothing to do with the Day of Infamy. Having totally failed to find Isoroku Yamamoto’s shadowy band of conspirators, he’s going to get us into a war with a country on the opposite side of the world from the society that shelters Yamamoto and his men.
None of us in the Charles Lindbergh League have any illusions about Adolf Hitler. He doesn’t like America at all. After all, it was we who attacked Germany in 1917, then helped push through twenty years of League of Nations sanctions that have destroyed its economy. According to some sources, 500,000 German children have died since the 1918 cease-fire.
The differences between Germany and the land that birthed Yamamoto’s organization go far beyond mere geography. Yamamoto is a Shinto, while Germany is secular and Christian. Hitler is a white supremacist, while Yamamoto is Asian. Their languages, history and culture are not in any way similar. Yet Roosevelt insists that bringing Yamamoto to justice – a job that all sane diplomats know must be left to the League of Nations - requires that the US send troops to invade Germany.
To build his case against Germany, the cowboy in the White House would have us believe every unsubstantiated tale spread by ethnic pressure groups. Hitler is accused of gassing his own people, a charge which even if true would be a problem for Germans, not Americans. Hitler is supposedly starving and enslaving minorities; how is this different than our treatment of the Indians? We’re being asked to believe that the League of Nations sanctions, including the no-industry zone in the Ruhr, have nothing to do with Germany’s inability to feed itself. Meanwhile the pompous and ineffectual Prime Minister, Roosevelt’s last friend left in the world, has an obvious special interest: Britain is bombing Berlin, while Germany is bombing London. Hitler is accused of stockpiling mustard gas and developing ballistic missiles. League of Nations inspectors have had twenty years to find their elusive gases and nonexistent missiles, and have come up with nothing. In the words of chief inspector Hans Schultz, “I see nothing, I see noth-thing!”
So in the absence of a real policy, why is Roosevelt targeting Germany, of all countries? The Lindbergh League has examined the shady skein of business relationships within the Roosevelt family, and our conclusion is that it’s all about German products. Germany is one of the world’s leading producers of cheese and white wine. From the Hartz Mountains of the east, with its vast deposits of pet food, to the baby milk factories of Krupp and Thyssen, Germany brims with products that corporations controlled by the Roosevelts would love to get their greasy hands on. During the recent stock market bubble, Roosevelt’s rich friends lost their shirts buying radio stocks. Now, as America struggles out of the depths of depression, they want to sacrifice your sons’ lives to refill their coffers with the spoils of war.
Even as opponents of the war, we join with all Americans in disgust at the cowardly attacks of December 7. We’re wondering why Roosevelt is devoting so little of the War Department’s massive new budget to Japan, while he hammers away at Germany. Perhaps he realizes that the Shinto militants can never be truly defeated. They are after all suicide bombers produced by two thousand years of military culture, who welcome death as a sacrament. For every one we kill, a hundred more will rise to take his place. We don’t know whether Yamamoto is alive or dead, and whether the taunting voice tapes he broadcasts every month over NHK are real or the work of actors. What we do know is that even if our scientists were to invent Flash Gordon’s magical ray-gun in time to win this war, Japan and Germany would only hate us – and depend on us - forever.
We of the Lindbergh League are not only loyal Americans, but also fiscal conservatives. The federal deficits that Roosevelt has run up since the collapse of the radio bubble have been serious enough, but now we’re being asked to add to that the cost of a reprise of the Great War. We think that Vichy France, vilified though it may be of late, has the right idea: a quick military ratification of Hitler’s newfound might, followed by renormalization of trade and diplomatic relations. America cannot afford another five years of troops rotting away in the trenches. Before the mustard Читать далее...

Faced with the overwhelming firepower and military might of the U.S. led coalition forces poised on its border, Iraq asked the French Government today to send so-called "surrender experts" to Baghdad.
According to Iraqi Vice President Tariq Aziz, the experts will "instruct the Iraqi military in all forms of surrender. Obviously, no country on earth has more experience with surrender or is more qualified in training others in this key aspect of warfare."
Iraq sought the French help so that they could surrender more quickly in this conflict than in the First Gulf War. According to Skeptician military analyst Rip Rowan, "During Operation Desert Storm, the Iraqi Army tended to make orderly and calm surrenders. They would walk slowly towards the Coalition forces with white flags."
"The French style of surrender, however, is much quicker. The French will teach them how to simply throw their weapons down and run screaming towards coalition lines, beg for forgiveness, and then roll over on their backs and ask for their tummies to be scratched."
French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) could not be reached for comment. Various news reports said that he was under his kitchen table, hiding from his dog

-Daddy, - asks little Sarrah, - would G-d allow me to send a Valentine letter to a person of another religion?
-I think so - answers her daddy, a middle-aged jew named Leiser. - Who would you like to send Valentine letter to?
- To Usama Bin Ladin.
- To Bin Ladin??!! - asks Leiser, being rather shocked. - But why?!
- Imagine, - answers Sarrah, - Bin Ladin receives a letter with love from little jewish girl. He will begin to think, that not everybody in the world is bad, and will love the world a bit more. And then, if he receives some more Valentine letters, he will understand that world is a truly wonderful place, and will stop hiding, and will publically admit his mistakes.
- Oh my dear Sarrah, - exclaims Leiser, deeply touched - these are the most wonderful words I ever heard!
- I know, daddy, - answers little Sarrah, - and when he will stop hiding in all those caves, our marines can finally shoot his f***ing head off.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as U. S.'s third language.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%

Average price of a single family home in Southern California is $2,500,000.and a three bedroom apartment now rents for $8,000 a month.

Celebrating Christmas now officially a felony as it offends too many people.

US may phase out the worthless quarter next year.

Michael Jordan to attempt 10th NBA comeback.

Ted Kennedy to run for another term.

Hillary and Rosie call it quits.

France surrenders to tourist posing as German general.

Michael Jackson's head graft may be failing.

Internet inventor Al Gore remembered

Lessons from Serbs
One of the concerns about a war with Iraq comes from U.S. planners' new tactic of having troops and armor advance as fast as possible with little regard to supply and reinforcement lines. That is designed to take advantage of developments in armor and communications that will permit the United States to attack Iraqi forces from many directions with little warning. The down side is that tanks and other armor could move so fast they would wind up stuck on the banks of the Euphrates River and in the marshes around Baghdad, waiting for engineers to construct sturdy roads and replace bridges destroyed by the Iraqis. Here is a worrisome scenario outlined by several strategists, including some at the Pentagon: The armor gets slowed crossing the Euphrates on the way to Baghdad. The Iraqis lob chemical shells into the gridlock, and they manage to jam the electronic communications systems in the Abrams tanks and the Bradley fighting vehicles - perhaps by broadcasting noise on all available frequencies. Suddenly, the U.S. vehicles find themselves out of communication with each other and unsure of where their foes are. The Iraqi attacks create confusion. With little fuel, the armor cannot move far. Soon, the tanks' internal oxygen systems are exhausted, forcing crews to breathe outside air, which makes them vulnerable to Iraqi chemical weapons. Ground troops begin to withdraw, and the tanks must be abandoned.

Destroying crucial dams.
Iraqis could blow up dams to flood areas around Baghdad, the northern city of Mosul, and the marshes around Basra in the south. This would slow a direct, quick punch against Baghdad and other cities.
Destroying one dam on the Tigris River north of Mosul - the 35th largest dam in the world in terms of the water behind it would flood northern roads U.S. forces need for an assault from Turkey. Destroying other dams south and west of Baghdad would complicate the assault from Kuwait. To cope with this tactic, extra Marine amphibious units are being deployed in the region. Their equipment and training permit them to carry the fight to the enemy regardless of water barriers.

Setting oil wells on fire.
The Iraqis set oil wells ablaze in Kuwait in 1991. Pentagon planners say they believe that Saddam is ready to do the same in Iraq, but this time he could also place chemical or biological agents in the oil fields. That would turn burning wells into chemical or biological weapons.

Interfering with communications and targeting devices.
Iraqi forces can easily obtain jamming equipment that could block or confuse radar, radios and the Global Positioning System units allied forces would use to navigate and to target weapons. Military experts say the Iraqis have the technical capability to conduct the jamming, but they are unsure whether the Iraqi forces have the creativity to do it, as the Serbs did. Besides jamming communications by filling the airwaves, Iraqis could confuse radar by adding spurious signals to a radar system's returns. That could lead the radar to conclude there are more, or fewer, targets in an area. Iraq has also tried to develop an electromagnetic pulse weapon that could fry the computer and electronic networks in U.S. weapons, experts say.

Using weapons of mass destruction.
Strategists presume Saddam does not have nuclear bombs, but they believe he does have chemical and biological weapons. The use of either of those would slow an infantry advance and probably slow an armor advance. The Pentagon says no matter how well troops have been trained in the use of protective suits, there would inevitably be gruesome deaths if Saddam used chemical weapons. Depending on how many died and how many times it happened, that could be a huge psychological setback for soldiers and for Americans back home. Adding to the problem: Saudi and Kuwaiti officials have hinted they would refuse to let contaminated personnel and vehicles back into their countries.

Fighting between the Turks and the Kurds in northern Iraq.
Turkish troops have waged a 15-year struggle in and near northern Iraq to contain Kurdish separatists, some of whom want to create an independent Kurdish nation that would include parts of Turkey and Iraq. The Turks have begun to move more troops to the Turkey-Iraq border to prevent Kurdish separatists in northern Iraq from infiltrating into Turkey during a war. Fighting between Turks and Kurds would complicate the U.S. drive to Baghdad and the reinforcement and resupply of troops by requiring the U.S. soldiers to try to keep the two sides apart. It would also give regional Saddam loyalists the chance to harass distracted U.S. forces. That would delay efforts to secure the northern oil wells, rout the local pockets of Saddam supporters and stamp out a small group of al-Qaeda supporters in the northeast.

Launching Scud missiles against Israel, possibly with chemical or biological warheads. Israeli retaliation could recast the war as the Читать далее...

I think I might have a possible explanation for this delay in the Security Council vote. Bush may be pushing a vote to Monday because he plans on launching an attack this week-end.
It may be his desire to use the ongoing circle jerk at the United Nation Security Council as a diversion. Perhaps Iraq would assume that Bush wouldn't attack until after the second resolution is voted on. Bush may order a surprise attack beginning to hostilities before Monday.

My evidence:

1. B2 stealth bombers ordered to deploy. Will take less than 24 hours to arrive at destination. Because of high sheltering and upkeep costs, B2s are some of the last weapons dispatched before war. In Afghanistan, we didn't even dispatch them until the night of the attack, and they flew non-stop to Afghanistan, delivered their ordinance, and landed in Diego Garcia, California.

2. Missile ships ordered to Red Sea from Mediterranean. It will take them a short while to arrive. A day or two.

3. Israeli report that attack begins March 18. Obviously, if Israel had knowledge of orders, it would not be in their best interests to announce when the attack would begin. UNLESS, they were engaged in disinformation, and the attack was actually scheduled for sooner.

Ваши коментарии ???

Well, don’t get too exited people, Было дело 12 лет назад :)
Я уж стар для етово дела...
Просто увидел запись в дневнике какой то девушки на счет етово дела, и другие девушки ей советы дают, да и пара парней тоже :) (тоже припесались, незнаю с какой стати) какието деловые советы дают... Она там тоже чуть ли некончает от етих советов :)

Просто интересно чево парню скажут на ето дело ???

Ну кроме, так держать :)

There's biological warfare. There's not much to cover here. Basic personal hygiene and sanitation will take you further than a million doctors. Wash your hands often, don't share drinks, food, sloppy kisses, etc., with strangers. Keep your garbage can with a tight lid on it, don't have standing water (like old buckets, ditches, or kiddy pools) laying around to allow mosquitoes breeding room. This stuff is carried by vectors, that is bugs, rodents, and contaminated material.
If biological warfare is as easy as the TV makes it sound, why has Saddam Hussein spent twenty years, millions, and millions of dollars trying to get it right?
If you're clean of person and home, you eat well and are active, you're gonna live. Overall preparation for any terrorist attack is the same as you'd take for a big storm. If you want a gas mask, fine, go get one. I know this stuff and I'm not getting one and I told my Mom not to bother with one either (how's that for confidence). We have a week's worth of cash, several days worth of canned goods and plenty of soap and water. We don't leave stuff out to attract bugs or rodents so we don't have them. These weapons are made to cause panic, terror, and to demoralize. If we don't run around like sheep they won't use this stuff after they find out it's no fun. The government is going nuts over this stuff because they have to protect every inch of America. You've only gotta protect yourself, and by doing that, you help the country.

Nuclear bombs. These are the only weapons of mass destruction on earth. The effects of a nuclear bomb are heat, blast, EMP, and radiation. If you see a bright flash of light like the sun, where the sun isn't, fall to the ground! The heat will be over in a second. Then there will be two blast waves, one out going, and one on it's way back. Don't stand up to see what happened after the first wave; anything that's going to happen will have happened in two full minutes. These will be low yield devices and will not level whole cities. If you live through the heat, blast, and initial burst of radiation, you'll probably live for a very very long time. Radiation will not create fifty foot tall women, or giant ants and grasshoppers the size of tanks. These will be at the most 1 kiloton bombs; that's the equivalent of 1,000 tons of TNT.
Here's the real deal, flying debris and radiation will kill a lot of exposed (not all!) people within a half mile of the blast. Under perfect conditions this is about a half mile circle of death and destruction, but, when it's done it's done. EMP stands for Electro Magnetic Pulse and it will fry every electronic device for a good distance, it's impossible to say what and how far but probably not over a couple of miles from ground zero is a good guess. Cars, cell phones, computers, ATMs, you name it, all will be out of order.
There are lots of kinds of radiation, you only need to worry about three, the others you have lived with for years. You need to worry about "Ionizing radiation," these are little sub atomic particles that go whizzing along at the speed of light. They hit individual cells in your body, kill the nucleus and keep on going. That's how you get radiation poisoning, you have so many dead cells in your body that the decaying cells poison you. It's the same as people getting radiation treatments for cancer, only a bigger area gets radiated. The good news is you don't have to just sit there and take it, and there's lots you can do rather than panic.
First; your skin will stop alpha particles, a page of a newspaper or your clothing will stop beta particles, you just gotta try and avoid inhaling dust that's contaminated with atoms that are emitting these things and you'll be generally safe from them. Gamma rays are particles that travel like rays and they create the same damage as alpha and beta particles, only they keep going and kill lots of cells as they go all the way through your body. It takes a lot to stop these things, lots of dense material, on the other hand it takes a lot of this to kill you. Your defense is as always to not panic. Basic hygiene and normal preparation are your friends. All canned or frozen food is safe to eat. The radiation poisoning will not effect plants so fruits and vegetables are OK if there's no dust on 'em (rinse 'em off if there is). If you don't have running water and you need to collect rain water or use water from wherever, just let it sit for thirty minutes and skim off the water gently from the top. The dust with the bad stuff in it will settle and the remaining water can be used for the toilet which will still work if you have a bucket of water to pour in the tank.

Chemical weapons:
In the mid 1990s there were a series of nerve gas attacks on crowded Japanese subway stations. Given perfect conditions for an attack less than 10% of the people there were injured. 60 Minutes once had a fellow telling us that one drop of nerve gas could kill a thousand people, well he didn't tell you the thousand dead people per drop was theoretical. Forget everything you've ever seen on TV, in the movies, or read in a novel about this stuff, it was all a lie. These weapons are about terror, if you remain calm, you will probably not die. This is far less scary than the media and their "Experts," make it sound.

Chemical weapons are categorized as Nerve, Blood, Blister, and Incapacitating agents. Contrary to the hype of reporters and politicians they are not weapons of mass destruction, they are "Area denial," and terror weapons that don't destroy anything. When you leave the area you almost always leave the risk. That's the difference; you can leave the area and the risk; soldiers may have to stay put and sit through it and that's why they need all that spiffy gear.
These are not gasses, they are vapors and/or air borne particles. The agent must be delivered in sufficient quantity to kill/injure, and that defines when/how it's used.
Every day we have a morning and evening inversion where "stuff," suspended in the air gets pushed down. This inversion is why allergies (pollen) and air pollution are worst at these times of the day. So, a chemical attack will have its best effect an hour or so either side of sunrise/sunset. Also, being vapors and airborne particles they are heavier than air so they will seek low places like ditches, basements and underground garages. This stuff won't work when it's freezing, it doesn't last when it's hot, and wind spreads it too thin too fast. They've got to get this stuff on you or get you to inhale it for it to work. They also have to get the concentration of chemicals high enough to kill or wound you. Too little and it's nothing, too much and it's wasted. What I hope you've gathered by this point is that a chemical weapons attack that kills a lot of people is incredibly hard to do with military grade agents and equipment so you can imagine how hard it will be for terrorists. The more you know about this stuff the more you realize how hard it is to use. We'll start by talking about nerve agents.
You have these in your house, plain old bug killer (like Raid) is nerve agent. All nerve agents work the same way; they are cholinesterase inhibitors that mess up the signals your nervous system uses to make your body function. It can harm you if you get it on your skin but it works best if they can get you to inhale it. If you don't die in the first minute and you can leave the area you're probably gonna live. The military's antidote for all nerve agents is atropine and pralidoxime chloride. Neither one of these does anything to cure the nerve agent, they send your body into overdrive to keep you alive for five minutes, after that the agent is used up. Your best protection is fresh air and staying calm. Listed below are the symptoms for nerve agent poisoning. Sudden headache, Dimness of vision someone you're looking at will have pinpointed pupils), Runny nose, Excessive saliva or drooling, Difficulty breathing, Tightness in chest, Nausea, Stomach cramps, Twitching of exposed skin where a liquid just got on you.
If you are in public and you start experiencing these symptoms, first ask yourself, did anything out of the ordinary just happen, a loud pop, did someone spray something on the crowd? Are other people getting sick too? Is there an odor of new mown hay, green corn, something fruity, or camphor where it shouldn't be? If the answer is yes, then calmly (if you panic you breathe faster and inhale more air/poison) leave the area and head up wind or, outside. Fresh air is the best "right now antidote." If you have a blob of liquid that looks like molasses or Karo syrup on you; blot it or scrape it off and away from yourself with anything disposable. This stuff works based on your body weight, what a crop duster uses to kill bugs won't hurt you unless you stand there and breathe it in real deep, then lick the residue off the ground for while. Remember they have to do all the work, they have to get the concentration up and keep it up for several minutes while all you have to do is quit getting it on you/quit breathing it by putting space between you and the attack.
Blood agents are cyanide or arsine, which effect your blood's ability to provide oxygen to your tissue. The scenario for attack would be the same as nerve agent. Look for a pop or someone splashing/spraying something and folks around there getting woozy/falling down. The telltale smells are bitter almonds or garlic where it shouldn't be. The symptoms are blue lips, blue under the fingernails and rapid breathing. The military's antidote is amyl nitride and just like nerve agent antidote it Читать далее...