The ACSA has received EXCLUSIVE reports from an authoritative source from Baghdad, the Iraqi capital. The reports come from an employee of a private telecomm contractor, a business Member of the ACSA from Russia, a contractor who was in Baghdad at the very time of Hussein's alleged death Wednesday March 19th, 2003. The contractor indicated that he has been providing communications services to the information ministry, a component of the regime of Saddam Hussein, in an undisclosed underground facility known as "FORT SADDAM".

The source, whose name is being withheld, and who is currently heading towards Amman, Jordan on his way back to St. Petersburg, Russia, indicated:

SADDAM DIES IN SURPRISE BOMBER ATTACK 3/19: After last Wednesday's surprise bombing attack by Allied Coalition Bombers, which was directed at "a Target of Opportunity": a meeting that was attended by several members of Saddam's military, including Saddam's sons and Saddam Hussein himself, Saddam was said to have been "mortally wounded and near death" by debris knocked loose by the bunker busting ordinance used by the Allies. The damage to the bunker was so substantial, and Saddam's consequential wounds to significant, that Saddam was taken way "in a panic" for immediate surgery. The source indicated Saddam subsequently succumbed to his injuries, some time within 2 hours of the surprise attack.

DOCTORS WORK FRANTICALLY BUT CAN'T SAVE HUSSEIN 3/19: According to the source: Saddam was taken away from the collapsed Bunker with an oxygen mask over his face and an intravenous line, unconscious, bloody and unresponsive. He was conveyed onto an emergency gurney by rescue workers and then taken by Ambulance to a special underground facility. The facility, with entries not far from the Saddam Peace Palace, is a special Iraqi Government usage underground subterranean command center that had been set up for emergency use by Hussein to fend off future bombing attacks. The center was developed through conversion of a canceled Baghdad Subway project some 3-5 years ago, by European contractors to the Hussein regime.

INSIDE FORT SADDAM: A DEEP UNDERGROUND CITY UNDER THE CITY, AT THE TIME OF SADDAM'S DEATH 3/19: The confidential source described the Iraqi facility, so-called: "FORT SADDAM", as an underground defense center for use as a "wartime emergency capital and defense nerve center". Comprised of a network of self-contained command bunkers buried deeply beneath Baghdad below other surface bunkers, it is thought to be capable of withstanding ordinary Allied Coalition bombing. Within it, he stated, are stored Chemical and Biological Weapons systems, an emergency Hospital for treatment of the Leadership of Iraq and their families, living accommodations with purified air, emergency command centers and sophisticated, Russian equipped Radio and Comm. rooms, WMD containment and storage centers, and other facilities aimed at providing for a wartime Iraqi government to direct it's attacks on other nations. Parts of the center are said to be "armored" against Nuclear attack and fallout, in case a distant government tries to "shoot back". An armored private rail-line links several such disparate subterranean facilities of this "underground city", making it possible for Iraqi Government officials to quickly travel to other parts of FORT SADDAM while escaping surveillance from Allied Coalition airborne surveillance equipment. The source indicates that some of FORT SADDAM had been "damaged, badly" by the continuous pounding of Allied Coalition Bombers during the past five days. CBS News Article confirms existence of "FT. SADDAM" >

OUR SOURCE RISKED HIS LIFE TO CONTACT US 3/23: The source, who contacted ACSA by undisclosed means directly from Baghdad, (his identity is being kept anonymous), is a provider of specialized communications technology manufactured in his homeland of Russia. The technology sold to Saddam's regime is used to connect together a network of such subterranean command centers, tunnels, weapons storage, and logistical facilities situated beneath Baghdad, inside the facility known as "FORT SADDAM". When assigned to it, the contractor (one of only three outsiders to recently be allowed inside of or near it) described that the Hussein Regime indicated the underground facility was built to 'defend against aggression from the West', and 'to protect and hide a growing inventory of chemical, biological and nuclear materials intended for use as weapons' according to the source.

BRUTAL QUSAY HUSSEIN AL-TIKRITI, THE YOUNGER SON, SWORN IN 3/19: According to his report: upon Saddam Hussein's unconscious body arriving at Ft. Saddam, doctors tried vainly to save Saddam's life. However within two hours of the attack, Saddam Hussein was pronounced dead of brain damage, cerebral blood loss and other complications (a large piece of the bunker had fallen on him and lacerated his skull and brain pan). At a brief ceremony, his Читать далее...

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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
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If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
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1. I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.
2. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
3. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
4. Life is too short. Don't be a jerk.
5. Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
6. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of crap.
7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. Education is expensive, but ignorance is more so.

1. Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.
2. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
3. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
4. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
5. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
6. Don’t start a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I was just watching Foxnews after class, at approx. 2:40 PM EST they showed a map of Iraq and the surrounding area and to my suprise they labeled Kuwait as Kabul. I thought only CNN would make a error like that :). Anybody else see this?

Только што смотрел FOX News Channel, и гдето около 2:40 дня, они показали карту Ирака с окрестностями, а вместо Кувейта было написано Кабул :)
Раньше думал што только СNN на ето способна:) Ктото есче заметил ?

Kak насчет етой статьи... Из Мoscow times, English Edition...

Есть люди в россии кто понимают што проис ходит, но к сожалению большинсто кроме чуство стада и ненависти ничево неимеют

According to a number of recent television polls, some 80 percent of Russians -- and probably more -- want Iraq to win the war.

An Iraqi victory would mean:
The retreat of allied forces from Iraqi territory and the Middle East generally;
The triumph of Islamist radicals and their rise to power in many Arab countries, in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and their further spread into Central Asia;
The spread of weapons of mass destruction and their delivery mechanisms throughout the world;
A severe political crisis in the United States and the election of an isolationist administration bent on withdrawing from world affairs and building up the country's anti-missile defenses;
A rapid, uncontrolled increase in China's power and influence.

It's not hard to imagine the immediate impact such a tectonic shift in the geopolitical order would have on Russian national security. Russia would be left out and left behind in this brave new world.

Fortunately for Russia, the Iraqi victory that the majority of our citizens so selflessly hope for will not happen.

The Russian leadership rightly calls the war in Iraq a "major political mistake," but it must not lose sight of Russia's strategic interests and descend into knee-jerk anti-Americanism. If the war is a mistake, it has been made by our key partner in the global coalition, whose defeat would spell defeat for the coalition as a whole and result in an immediate and enormous threat to all of its members, including Russia. And perhaps for Russia most of all, ringed as we are by unstable regimes that could be quickly overrun by triumphant terrorists.

Moscow understands this and, therefore, softens its condemnation of the war by repeating insistently that Russia's strategic partnership with the United States, built up over the last year and a half, is so crucial to both countries that it cannot be scuttled by a difference of opinion over Iraq. This correct but not terribly exciting argument doesn't play well on television, however. The current spate of anti-American hate fests on just about every Russian television channel has proven much more effective in the ratings. The tone and language used in news coverage of the war cannot have been left to chance, especially on the state-owned and state-controlled stations.

Our tireless political strategists seem to have realized that whipping up anti-Chechen feelings to galvanize Russian society doesn't work all that well anymore. In preparation for the upcoming parliamentary and presidential elections, they seem to be planning to rally the nation on the basis of anti-Americanism. And society, like an old war horse whose ears prick up at the familiar battle cry, is ready to respond with every last ounce of self-destructive passion.

The current anti-American frenzy could lead Russia into a dead end in terms of both foreign and domestic policy. It must be stopped. Nothing obliges us to love the United States or to condone its every move. But Russian diplomacy should focus on cultivating Russian-American relations in such a way as to preserve the possibility of putting the power and influence of the world's lone superpower to work in the service of Russia's national interests, as we did in Central Asia, where a serious threat to Russian security on the southern border of the Commonwealth of Independent States was eliminated by the presence of American troops.

And that was not the last case where Russian and U.S. interests will coincide to our benefit.

With all the talk of the war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

Bush, Rumsfeld Arrested for War Crimes

ICTY Chief Carla Del Ponte announced today that an EU amphibious military force had sailed up the Potomac, marched down Pennsylvania Avenue and arrested President Bush at his Oval Office desk for war crimes, while Belgian Special Forces commandoes disguised as Japanese tourists had snatched Donald Rumsfeld from a Pentagon briefing. Both men were whisked to waiting helicopters which flew them to Swiss naval ships in the Atlantic.
“We were hoping to also get Dick Chaney, but we figure two out of three aren’t bad.” Ms. Del Ponte said. “We showed the United States that you can’t violate the territorial integrity of other countries when the EU does business with them, and outdated notions of American, er, I mean, national self-defense and sovereignty will not be tolereated by the EU.”

Meanwhile, with Dick Cheney nowhere to be found and assumed to be hiding in the basement of the Halliburton headquarters, a growing wave of popular opinion demanded that Bill Clinton be re-instated as President until the 22nd Amendment could be repealed, allowing him to remain president for life.

Ну чево слюнки распустили :) Помечтать не вредно :) С первово Апреля господа :)

Чевото я рысёнка давне недастовал...
Старею наверное...
Надо исправить...

Кыс-Кыс-Кыс

Севодня была встреча Американцев етово сайта в New York. That was fun.

LOL Tak мимо етово я проите не мог :)

Хотел похвастатся :)
Занял первое место в списке (форуме) уважаемово punkito:

"Самые большие жопы Лиру по моему скромному мнению

Эдди США - который тусуется на сайте, находящемся в доменной зоне .Ру и обливает грязью русских.. короче приходит сюда отлить, потому что в другом месте ему отливать видимо не дали.. "

Моё скромное имя занимает позицыю номер 1 :)
:)

А помоему смешно :) или он прав, и со стороны ето дейсвительно так выглядит?

Только што прочитал в колонке новостей здесь же, на li.ri

"Крупная колонна элитных частей Республиканской гвардии Ирака продвигается на юг от Багдада. Об этом со ссылкой на американские разведданные сообщила телекомпания CNN.

В составе колонны насчитывается около 1 тыс. единиц боевой техники. Республиканская гвардия продвигается в направлении города Эн-Наджаф, где сосредоточены крупные силы американских войск. Предположительно, иракские войска достигнут точки соприкосновения с американцами через несколько часов, передает"

Они здаваться едут? Или совсем страх и разум потеряли...

Неужели они непонимают што в открытом поле, вдалеке от населёных пунктов (и мирных жителей, которыми иракская армия так любит прекрываться), их нактоют всех сразуже ковровой бомбардировкой с высоты километров в 10-20, они и пикнуть неуспеют...

Им надо сидеть со всей своей техникой поближе к госпиталю или детскому саду, как они обычно делают...

Или ето российские СМИ опять бухают... У них ето часто...

Следующий вопрос...
Я несписываю Ирак, и Иракскую войну, неставлю на Ираке крестика есче...
Я просто реально смотрю в будушее...

И я совсем неуверен што мы остановимся на Ираке... Об етом я думал и раньше што с Ираком это частично лапша на уши... Это только половина пирога... И ето не то штобы показать свою силу, ето то щтобы подготовится, и застать противника в расплох...

Я не conspiracy theorist, но сейчас смотря новости, читая "между строк" не всё што происходит делается только ради Ирака... И я вижу другию цель ради чево ето делается... Я не военый аналитик, но кое што тоже понимаю, и не я один.

Ведь зачем англичане в пустынной (и практически ненаселёной части ирака, где в радиусе 200 милль кроме тушканчиков никово нету... Американцы ету часть уже прошли (прошли, она была незащищёная) и ушли больше чем на 200 миль вперёд, и как поддержку им по всем правилам ведения войны база должны были бы стройт; базу хотябы на 170 миль от тово места где они начали... Спрашивается, зачем стройть базу посреди пустыни. если есть база в Кувейте, которая по рассоянию получается ближе... (Специально недаю подробностей, думаю сами догодаетесь)

Сюдя по новостям, в американскои пресе как и в россииской, как и в англиской и в австралийской а также израэльской етому никто непридаёт значения... Дезынформация??? Кто об етом говорит? А мне ето в голову впало, и я всётаки нашел информационное агенство, которое непропустило ету новось как "ничево необычново"...
Они знают куда гнут палку... И если я прав, то они правильно догадываются...

Мне кажется што ктото в правительстве как и я смотрит в будущее (не только в Американском, но и в Англиском) о чём есче никто неговорит и даже неподозревает... (Моё предположение што ето никто инок как Дик Чейни, в Американском)..

Я совсем неуверен (или вообше неуверен) што после Ирака Американские и Англиские войска вернутся обратно... Думаю што ближе к окончанию войны с Ираком мы увидем другой сюрприз на ближнем востоке...

U.S. EBay Seller Refuses Canucks (France, Germany too)
Mar. 25, 2003 by Charles Mandel

VANCOUVER, British Columbia -- On eBay, the highest bid wins -- unless the item on sale is a laser printer from CompAtlanta and the bidder happens to be Canadian.
That's what a tax consultant discovered last week when he tried to buy a printer on eBay, but was refused by the vendor when it was discovered he lived in Vancouver.
David Ingram received notification that his winning bid of $24.50 had been canceled, along with this message: "At the present time, we do not ship to, or accept bids from, Canada, France, Germany or any other country that does not support the United States in our efforts to rid the world of Saddam Hussein. If you are not with us, you are against us."
Ingram's .ca address sparked the notice from CompAtlanta, based in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Canada is one of a number of countries that said it would not support an American invasion of Iraq without United Nations' approval.
"I've made a winning bid,'' Ingram said. "To discriminate against me because I'm a Canadian is ridiculous."
Sid Mitchell, CompAtlanta's president, could not be reached for comment. However, an e-mail exchange between Ingram and Mitchell clearly laid out the company's policy: "What part of this listing do you not understand?" Mitchell wrote Ingram. "This item will not be shipped outside the USA, and we do not accept bids from Canadians. Both are plainly stated."

Хватили Американцы руских за жопу в Ираке...
Так што сам путин чутли не заикатся начал :)

Немог видеоклип Ари Флайшера найти, только статью нащел

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,82018,00.html

што теперь скажете, зашитнички мирново населения Ирака...

Всем кто тут ехидно удивляется, почему войска коолиции досихпор ненашли химическое, биологическое или разработки атомново оружия в Ираке...
Ответ прост, если вы посмотрике карты мест предпологаемой разработки химическово, бактерелогисково или атомново оружия в моём фотоальбоме, то все места концентрируются вокруг богдада...

Войска коолиции просто туда есче недошли....

Севодня (воскресение) в 12 дня (начало) на Тimes Square будет демонстрация в поддержду Джорджа Буша, наших солдат и освобождения Ирака...
Надеюсь вас там увидеть господа.. Если нет, то привезу фотографии оттуда...

Поместил несколько фотографий с Ирака в свой фотоальбом, если комуто интересно...
Восновном сдающюеся Иракские войска...
Фотографии разбомбленово Багдада помещать небуду...

Раз новых тем неподкидываете, напишу сам...Хотите посмеятся???

Как я тут уже расказывал, вчера на ланче у демонстранта против войны плакат украл :)

Дорогие девушки... Начинаю приём заявлений на конкурс Мисс Дневника ЕddieUSA :)
Судья... Я :)
Приз... Тоже Я :)

Добро пожаловать, всех желающих:)

PS: Alpine, можеш неспешить, я тебя уже записал :)