Умер мужик, очнулся на том свете, а он такой же как и этот.
Поорал, поорал, повозмущался, а потом плюнул, начал титьку сосать.

Vsyo, kuryu sigaretu pod ljiviye i monotonniye bormotaniya CNN, a posle v postel'.
den proshel ne ploho, no ne sovsem rezultativno.
Hotya odno bilo interesnoye
Posle togo ka muhammad ushel nakormlenniy mnoyu jarennim myasom s kartoshkoy chto to ya yego v posledeneye vremya slishkom chasto kormlyu!!! zavalivayus ya na balkon (a ya na 2 etaje i balkon vihodit na baseyn s mini HOT TUB). zakurivayu.i viju premileyshuyu kartinu. Malchi+devochka_basseyn=ON YEYEO BESPOSHADNO &^$&$% A ONA ORET NA VES dom. Ohayet i ahayet. vidimo priyetno...
zakonchili oni cherez minut 20. sigaret ya iskuril shtuk 20 toje poka nablyudal eto delo. posle odelis' i s vinovatim vidom oglyanuvshis vokrug, poshli domoy:)
Komu CNN, a komu basseyn.
spok nochi vsem

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles2/www.kicken.com-bush.x-ray.swf

ocherednoy ne plohoy Bush-evskiy prikol. sdelanno ne ploho!!!

LI.Ru stanovitsya populyarnim daje na Burjuyskom zapade.........

A MAMAU SVOYU YA OBOJAYU!

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punk says:
ник охуительный
TarlanX3 Gde says:
hehehehehehehe
TarlanX3 Gde says:
arianka sprashivayet sho znachit Tarlan eks three gi di ee?
punk says:
отражает чуть?
TarlanX3 Gde says:
hehe
punk says:

punk says:
действительно человеку не владеющему русским сложно это поянть
TarlanX3 Gde says:
TarlanX3 Gde says:
kak?

Gulli says:
v smysle otvlekat'
Gulli says:
ty naverno zanimaesh'sya , a chtro takoe X 3
TarlanX3 Gde says:
prosto Eks tri
TarlanX3 Gde says:
GDE
TarlanX3 Gde says:
Gi DI E
TarlanX3 Gde says:
eto kompyuternaya abbriviatura
Gulli says:
a esche 3////////
Gulli says:
ok
TarlanX3 Gde says:
Gulli eto mama

Proveeyayu pochtu, a viju dolgojdannoyepismo ot brata, soderjasheye sleduyushiy gif;)

http://nnm.ru ne obnovilsya, lojus spat'. golova trehshit, mojet daje i ot obidi chto ne pochitayu novenkogo s nnm.ru

Gejaniz heyra galsin,
Iyi gejalar,
Spokoynoy nochi,
Layla sa'eedah,
Lela tov,
Good night,
i nakonec dobra noc pane i panovya.


sincerely,
pearl

vzyati s li.ru-shnogo anekdotovskogo sayta:

Хохол стучит в окно друга.
-Мыколо, пидемо.Сало е,водка е...
Мыкола открывает окно.
-Та не можу я,не можу.
Закрывает окно.
Обалдевший хохол думает:"Чи зовсим здурив?" Снова стучит.
-Миколо,ам жеж сало, горилка!
Вспотевший мыкола шипит:
-ТА не можу.Ебусь,будь оно неладно!!!

Nashel staruyu fotku:

picca polushilas ne ploho...
shas pryamikom na campus! nujno sdelat million vechey!


i pritvoritsya ili ili

I tak, so slov PUNKA!:

slushayu David Gray, i jdu muhammade, shob nakonecto nachat jrat' piccu,
k picce vi prisoyedinitsya ne smojete, no david gray poslushat i zakachat mojno zdesya:

https://webspace.utexas.edu/tarlan/www/files/DavidGraySail Away.mp3

https://webspace.utexas.edu/tarlan/www/files/DavidGreyBeMine.mp3

https://webspace.utexas.edu/tarlan/www/files/David GreyPleaseForgiveMe.mp3



....
poka zakachival mp3-shki otkusil kusok picci...
hmmmmm DONUTS!.............
HMMMMM PIZZA..............

malenkaya preistoriya. priglashayu ya Mo k sebe na pizzu sho gotovlyu, a on chto net , da net u menya klass v 2PM. nu ne hosh, ne nado...
:)
pol chasa izvinyalsya , a vot sho dalshe bilo :


mohammad says:
hey bro can i send you a picture
Tarlan says:
yeah opf course
Tarlan says:
go ahead
Tarlan says:
man what kindof pic
Tarlan says:
you wanna send me?

Tarlan says:
something INTERSTING?????????
mohammad says:
i dunno
mohammad says:
you will see
mohammad says:
funny i would say
Tarlan says:
hehe
Tarlan says:
ok I am waiting bro

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Tarlan says:
heheheheh
Tarlan says:

Tarlan says:
man , that is funy
Tarlan says:
funny
mohammad says:
haha
mohammad says:
is it true?
Tarlan says:
no wonder you dont drink,
Tarlan says:
cause you just dont need it
mohammad says:
hahaha
Tarlan says:
heheheh there is some truth in that!

Tarlan says:
man I an making nice pizza
Tarlan says:
i wish you could have joined me
Tarlan says:
but you said that you have a clas from 2 PM
mohammad says:
hahahaha
Tarlan says:
why you arenot in the class yet?
mohammad says:
oh fuck
Tarlan says:
hehehehehehehhehehehehe
mohammad says:
i forgot it
Tarlan says:
forgot???
Tarlan says:
nooooooooooooo
Tarlan says:

Tarlan says:

Tarlan says:

Tarlan says:

mohammad says:
brother .....i am so bad
Tarlan says:
run forest, run!
mohammad says:
hahahaha
mohammad says:
i ain't running now...fuck class
Tarlan says:
hahahaha
Tarlan says:
than come over for a pizzaa
Tarlan says:

Tarlan says:
and then willgo on campus
Tarlan says:
around 3
mohammad says:
if you promise me that we will leave before 4 ...then i come
Tarlan says:
we will leave and be ion capus at 3
mohammad says:
vow
Tarlan says:
I am meeting yaya on campus at 3PM
mohammad says:
ok
Tarlan says:
okman I am waiting for yoU!
mohammad says:
alright
Tarlan says:

nad etim bilsya 3 chasa.... tyajelo mne- pryam kak konyashke Ivana Susanina...
kstati on na kone bil, ili pechkom:


"Proclaiming the new religion, Muhammad, the Prophet of the Islam, has launched an epoch that embraced the many and established a new framework for religious, social and political thought. This framework has inherited a lot from the preceding monotheistic religions, however was also novel and innovative in many of its features. Among them was the concept of Unity that dominated throughout the history of Islam, from the time of the Prophet to the present day. It was strongly asserted by Muhammad and the Sacred Scripture that the notion of Unity in religious, social and in spiritual matters bears the utmost importance and can hardly be underestimated. In addition, the vital part of Islam is the idea of the one God – Allah that, certainly, is the core of the Unity notion in Islam...."



pearl

PEARL SOVETUYET!!!!!!

http://www.ds14.agh.edu.pl/~knapo/files2/4.swf

VKLYUCHITE ZVUK!

10:43 vechera, toka sho pogovril s JC. Govorili o tom, stoit li govorit devchonke
yesli perespal s drugoy, ili net. I naoborot.
U nego lichniy opit. Vernulsya iz Franciyi nedelyu nazad. Uznal chto devchonka yego izmenyala. hmmmm.
stoit ili net?
hotya legko obsujdat kogda ne kasayetsya samogo sebya... :) hotya YOU NEVER KNOW!


pearl

u menya uje 5 utra.
batareya saditsya kak v golove tak i na laptope. nogi zamerzli, i tyanutsya vnutr', podalshe ot balkona.
splyu


pearl

sovetuyu pochitat'.
http://www.li.ru/photo/i_u_d_a/post11807/


pearl