Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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это я нервный?! ЭТО Я НеРвНыЙ?!?!?!?!?!

и вот у меня снова одна звёздочка. они умерли, и реинкарнировались в одну.

...работать в "Максиме". особенно в "ХХХ". Особенно "Йаунаакайс Паардевеея палиигс". 10 причин, почему не надо работать в максиме:
1) Платят мало
2) На нас все песдят
3) аццки устаёшь
4) нервные клетки не восстанавливаются
5) покупатели раздражают
6) работа такая, что мама не горюй
7) если работы нет, то ты можешь хоть целый час ходить, и ничего не делать (тоже не оч хорошо), но потом на тебя обязательно наорут, почему ты страдаешь фигнёй.
8) не высыпаешься
9) кормят отстойно
10) всы вышеперечисленное, помноженное на 2. нет, на 15.

сегодня я убедился, как силой АЩа можно сразить челоека... хотя-бы столкнув его с ножки скмейки.
Rbhbkk_Cehjdjd решил вызвать на бой Всевышнего. Правила просты: игра до 2-х побед. Кто столкнет оппонента с ножки для скамеек (знаете, такие бетонные елдени, на которых сама скамья крепитса?), тот и победил. Всевышний использовал силу АЩа, и столкнул Кирилла с подставки. Выглядело это так: Всевышний (для краткости- Влад) выставил вперёд руки и сказал "АЩЩЩЩЩЩЩЩ!!!" Кирилл зашатался, и упал с ножки скамьи.
Если честно, то я чуть не усцался от смеха)
надо сделать чемпионат по сталкиванию врагов с этих бетоных штуковин)
Влад был бы чемпионом)

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Precious and fragile things,
Need special handeling.
My God, what have we done to you?

We always tried to share,
The tenderest of care.
Now look what we have put you through.

Things get damaged, things get broken.
I thought we'd manage,
But words left unspoken,
Left us so brittle,
There was so little left to give.

Angels with silver wings,
Shouldn't know suffering.
I wish I could take the pain for you.

If God has a masterplan,
That only he understands,
I hope it's your eyes he's seeing through.

Things get damaged, things get broken.
I thought we'd manage,
But words left unspoken,
Left us so brittle,
There was so little left to give.

I pray you learn to trust,
Have faith in both of us
And keep room in your heart for two.

Things get damaged, things get broken.
I thought we'd manage,
But words left unspoken,
Left us so brittle,
There was so little left to give.

Depeche Mode, "Playing The Angel", 2005.

Влад, задолбал! :D :D
Чё ты ко всем лезешь с вопросом "что вы на тесты подсели?" "что так много тестов проходите?" ?
Делать нефиг, вот и проходим!!!!
:D :D :D :D

не обижайся)

Эх, былые времена... помню мы целый час стояли там, напротив школы, возле входа в детский сад, и болтали.
Несли ужаснейшую чушь, но всем было весело. Жаль, что в новом году на одного человека в нашей группе станет меньше. Да, без Димы будет скучнее.
Интересно, в 11-ом и 12-ом классах мы сохраним эту традицию- идти туда после уроков и стоять, разговаривать, не думая ни о своих проблемах, ни о уроках... Стоять, и наслаждаться погодой, смехом, весельем, друзьями...

This is Damn True!!! :D :D :D

Бу.

Гав-гав.

Очередно клонированный день. НИЧЕМ не отличается от двух прошедших недель. Работа- дом, работа- дом. Даже погулять не с кем. Обидно. Все друзья тусуются, а я как в клетке- дома сижу и маюсь от безделья. Может, поэтому я до си пор один?

З.Ы.: 5-я звёздочка.

З.З.Ы.: ащ.