If someone would take me to Russia and if I'd get lost there - even at the most crowded place - I bet I'd die within 24 hours. I couldn't ask for a bottle of water, I wouldn't be able to book a flight home, well, I couldn't even cry for help if I was about to be robbed by some nasty looking Sibirians. Worst case scenario. I hope I never have to go to Russia without a native speaker, bound to my wrist.
Actually you could write something nice, couldn't you? But leave me alone with your Russian, I prefer English, German or French :)
You know you love me, x.o.x.o.
Miss Clueless, who doesn't know what she's doing here