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Shakespeare

If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she''s yours,
If she doesn''t, here''s the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she doesn''t come back within some time forget her.


Suspicious
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Optimist
If you love someone
Set her free
Don''t worry, she will come back

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, and if you love her still
Set her free again
Repeat


Patient
If you love someone
Set her free
If she doesn''t come back, continue to wait until she comes back.


Lawyers
If you love someone
Set her free
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


C++ Programmer
If (you-love (m_she))
m_she.free ()
If (m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe
برنامه نويس C++
Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone
Set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Statisticians
If you love someone
Set her free
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn''t, the Weibull distribution and your relation were improbable anyway


Biologist
If you love someone,
Set her free
She''ll evolve


Bill Gates
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for But tell her that she''s also going to get an upgrade.

Schwarzenegger''s fans
If you love someone
Set her free
SHE''LL BE BACK


Salesman
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, deal
If she doesn''t, so what! "NEXT"


Physician:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, it''s the law of gravity
If she doesn''t, either there''s friction higher than the force or the angle of
collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle


Insurance agent
If you love someone
Show her the plan
If she ever comes back, sign her up
If she doesn''t, keep follow up with her and never give up

Mathematician
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!)
If she doesn''t, Y=2X-log (0.46Y^2+(cos(52/34X))x 5Y^(- 0.5)c) where c is
the infinite constant of no turning point



Nowadays'' style
If You Love Someone
Set it free
If It Comes Back, It is yours
If It Doesn''t, Hunt it down and Kill it...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET
HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT

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