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18-10-2007 18:12
I made some mini-movies from Married with children show.
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Hot moms
17-10-2007 09:57
UGO's Hot Moms
By John Beef
Angelina Jolie
Duh. She's like Old Mother Hubbard; she's got so many kids. But instead of living in a shoe, she wears sexy shoes. High heels that are so hot that they can stab you in the eyes with sexiness. Angelina's building an army... now granted only one member of her brood is her biological spawn, and jeez, that kid has some powerhouse sexy genes... but back to the sexy international army. Eventually she will have a child from every country in the world. This is a plot so she can someday sit upon the thrown of Earth as the sexy World Mother, Matron of Every Nation and under her sexy rule, mankind will be much hotter and sexier.
Lois Griffin
This MILFy mother of three is a cartoon. But considering half the world likes to watch sexy Anime of tentacle sex with sailor girls, ogling Lois when they show her in a bathing suit or a bra and panties is no crime. Lois is hot. She has to be. It's a sitcom standard. Fat, slob jerk of a husband with the wife who's hot in an unsuspecting way. Marge, Peg Bundy, George Lopez's hot wife, Everybody Loves Raymond's wife etc., etc. We'd totally do them all.
Pamela Anderson
Pammy. Sweet Pammy. You know her unmentionable areas tastes like Bubblicious Bubble Gum. She is a MILF to the extreme maxxx. Now she's getting on in years, our sweet Pammy, but she will be a complete dish even when she's an old lady. Check back in ten years when we do our tasteless countdown of sexy grannies in our "50-plus and Friggin' Hot" feature.
Jada Pinkett
Okay, The Fresh Prince is cool. How can you not like him? He'll be President one day. And sure, he did do that movie with his kid, and the kid is kind of annoying...but momma Fresh Prince is still hot. You are hot Jada. HOT! You're cool, too. You know Jada would be fun to party with. Have a sip of champagne. Give her a foot massage. All while The Fresh Prince is off shooting I am Legend II: The Legend Continues. Ha, Will...we're getting down with your wife.
Shannon Tweed
Gene Simmon's wife is getting on in years, but Shannon Tweed is so goddamn hot it's crazy. She gets naked in so many late night '80s movies. Somebody should give her an award for that. She's still hot. Watch that awful Gene Simmons reality show to see what I'm saying. Then rent Night Eyes I, II and III.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Mike Douglas doesn't deserve a lady like The Zeta Girl. So hot. She's like the Mayor of MILF City she's so hot. It sucks that once she married old man Douglas and popped out a couple of kids, she stopped doing sexy movies where she would show her boobs or wear spandex or something. Now we're stuck rubbing ourselves to mobile phone commercials. Lame. Still hot, though.
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UGO's Hot Moms
By John Beef
Angelina Jolie
Duh. She's like Old Mother Hubbard; she's got so many kids. But instead of living in a shoe, she wears sexy shoes. High heels that are so hot that they can stab you in the eyes with sexiness. Angelina's building an army... now granted only one member of her brood is her biological spawn, and jeez, that kid has some powerhouse sexy genes... but back to the sexy international army. Eventually she will have a child from every country in the world. This is a plot so she can someday sit upon the thrown of Earth as the sexy World Mother, Matron of Every Nation and under her sexy rule, mankind will be much hotter and sexier.
Lois Griffin
This MILFy mother of three is a cartoon. But considering half the world likes to watch sexy Anime of tentacle sex with sailor girls, ogling Lois when they show her in a bathing suit or a bra and panties is no crime. Lois is hot. She has to be. It's a sitcom standard. Fat, slob jerk of a husband with the wife who's hot in an unsuspecting way. Marge, Peg Bundy, George Lopez's hot wife, Everybody Loves Raymond's wife etc., etc. We'd totally do them all.
Pamela Anderson
Pammy. Sweet Pammy. You know her unmentionable areas tastes like Bubblicious Bubble Gum. She is a MILF to the extreme maxxx. Now she's getting on in years, our sweet Pammy, but she will be a complete dish even when she's an old lady. Check back in ten years when we do our tasteless countdown of sexy grannies in our "50-plus and Friggin' Hot" feature.
Jada Pinkett
Okay, The Fresh Prince is cool. How can you not like him? He'll be President one day. And sure, he did do that movie with his kid, and the kid is kind of annoying...but momma Fresh Prince is still hot. You are hot Jada. HOT! You're cool, too. You know Jada would be fun to party with. Have a sip of champagne. Give her a foot massage. All while The Fresh Prince is off shooting I am Legend II: The Legend Continues. Ha, Will...we're getting down with your wife.
Shannon Tweed
Gene Simmon's wife is getting on in years, but Shannon Tweed is so goddamn hot it's crazy. She gets naked in so many late night '80s movies. Somebody should give her an award for that. She's still hot. Watch that awful Gene Simmons reality show to see what I'm saying. Then rent Night Eyes I, II and III.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Mike Douglas doesn't deserve a lady like The Zeta Girl. So hot. She's like the Mayor of MILF City she's so hot. It sucks that once she married old man Douglas and popped out a couple of kids, she stopped doing sexy movies where she would show her boobs or wear spandex or something. Now we're stuck rubbing ourselves to mobile phone commercials. Lame. Still hot, though.
Quiz
14-10-2007 21:30
Which Halloween Costume Should You Have This Year....Girls Only PLEAZ
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14-10-2007 21:27
What 80's Butt Rocker Are You?
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You are Slash, the top hat wearing searing axeman for Guns n Roses. A self-taught guitarist who makes such a beautiful noise with a Gibson Les Paul, that it makes Les Paul himself gently weep! You are the epitome of cool. You follow no style other than your own. You are quiet & somewhat reserved, but when you do have something to say it is always profound in that Silent Bob sort of way, making everyone around you pay attention. You are very opinionated, but respectful of others. You have strong convictions and are unbendable when it comes to standing up for what you believe in. You would rather do nothing at all than be forced into doing something that you don't have your heart in 100%, even if there could be great rewards in it for you. You are sensitive about many things, and take other people's feelings into consideration (most of the time). You try not to bring a lot of attention to yourself because you prefer your privacy, so you often wear your hair down long and pull a hat down on your head to cover most of your face. However this has become your signature style and makes you even more recognizable. Coming from biracial parentage, you carry somewhat of a duality about you. That is reflected in all things that you create, and the many different types of things that interest you. It also reflects in your personality - while you are quiet and reserved most of the time, you have another side in you that likes to let loose and party down when you feel the need. When you are under the influence of drugs and alcohol, you can be qute short-tempered and mean, so you try your best to avoid using such substances. Your addictive personality makes that a difficult thing to maintain, but you're strong willed and most of the time you do ok.
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What 80's Butt Rocker Are You?
[показать]You are Slash, the top hat wearing searing axeman for Guns n Roses. A self-taught guitarist who makes such a beautiful noise with a Gibson Les Paul, that it makes Les Paul himself gently weep! You are the epitome of cool. You follow no style other than your own. You are quiet & somewhat reserved, but when you do have something to say it is always profound in that Silent Bob sort of way, making everyone around you pay attention. You are very opinionated, but respectful of others. You have strong convictions and are unbendable when it comes to standing up for what you believe in. You would rather do nothing at all than be forced into doing something that you don't have your heart in 100%, even if there could be great rewards in it for you. You are sensitive about many things, and take other people's feelings into consideration (most of the time). You try not to bring a lot of attention to yourself because you prefer your privacy, so you often wear your hair down long and pull a hat down on your head to cover most of your face. However this has become your signature style and makes you even more recognizable. Coming from biracial parentage, you carry somewhat of a duality about you. That is reflected in all things that you create, and the many different types of things that interest you. It also reflects in your personality - while you are quiet and reserved most of the time, you have another side in you that likes to let loose and party down when you feel the need. When you are under the influence of drugs and alcohol, you can be qute short-tempered and mean, so you try your best to avoid using such substances. Your addictive personality makes that a difficult thing to maintain, but you're strong willed and most of the time you do ok.
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80's
14-10-2007 21:11
80's...What a noce time it was. All those disco clubs, all those crazy hair styles, all those metal bands.
I remember those times cuz me mum was listening to Madonna and Cyndi Lauper songs.
I am telling you all that shit just to let you, dear Ketty, know that my bf Andrew is celebrating his Birthday in November, so it would be nice if you could come)
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80's...What a noce time it was. All those disco clubs, all those crazy hair styles, all those metal bands.
I remember those times cuz me mum was listening to Madonna and Cyndi Lauper songs.
I am telling you all that shit just to let you, dear Ketty, know that my bf Andrew is celebrating his Birthday in November, so it would be nice if you could come)
Cyndi Lauper-Girls just wanna have fun
09-10-2007 23:29
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I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They wanna have fun,
They wanna have fun...
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I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They wanna have fun,
They wanna have fun...
Sweeney Todd
09-10-2007 22:41
I guess everybody's waiting for Tim Burton's new movie Sweeney Todd. I just watched the official trailer and get really excited!! Johnny's looking hot! And Helena's brilliant. Well, everybody's now waiting for Tim's Christmas present)
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I guess everybody's waiting for Tim Burton's new movie Sweeney Todd. I just watched the official trailer and get really excited!! Johnny's looking hot! And Helena's brilliant. Well, everybody's now waiting for Tim's Christmas present)
The reason of blog
09-10-2007 21:52
The main reason of creating my personal blog in russian site is that I wanna learn Russian language and that a good friend of mine-Ketty-is writing there too.
So, hope i'll get some English-speaking readers))
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The main reason of creating my personal blog in russian site is that I wanna learn Russian language and that a good friend of mine-Ketty-is writing there too.
So, hope i'll get some English-speaking readers))
Girl like me - новая серия фотографий в фотоальбоме
09-10-2007 21:30
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