I recommend it to everybody!!! Don't you think it is about us??

Nickelback - Rockstar
 

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)
I think I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus]

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

[Chorus]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
 
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Here it is

I survived a terrible traffic while driving from Downtown to Santa Monica! I'm marvellous!))

Classic LA pic:

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Настроение сейчас - rather busy

I'm sitting in my office (if we could name this room an office). My boss just gave me some ideas and now I should create something! Then draw this something and then give this plan to Jesse March who should find some docs & partners who are interested in that stuff that I'd created!

That's how it works!)

100. Xena (!)
99. Monk
98. Steve Urkel
97. Dr. Smith
96. Artie
95. Doug Ross
94. Vic Mackey
93. Maynard G Krebs
92. Agent Dale Cooper
91. Caine
90. Herman Munster
89. Lt. Castillo
88. Jamie Somers
87. Gomez & Morticia (!)
86. Maxwell Smart
85. Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
84. Bob Hartley
83. Vinnie Barbarino
82. Gil Grissom & Catherine Willow
81. Cast of Will & Grace

80. Jack Tripper
79. Charles Ingalls
78. Rob & Laura Petrie
77. Dr. Craig
76. Ellenor Frutt
75. Ally McBeal
74. Beaver
73. Dr. Johnny Fever
72. Dick Solomon
71. Dan Fielding
70. Niles Crane
69. David Addison/Maddie Hayes
68. Benson
67. Jim Ignatowski
66. Carla Tortelli
65. John Boy
64. Jessica Fletcher
63. Andy Taylor
62. Francis Xavier Pembleton
61. Crockett & Tubbs

60. Mork
59. Al & Peg Bundy (!!)
58. Barney Miller
57. Rhoda Morgenstern
56. Mick Belker
55. Capt. Picard
54. Rocky & Bullwinkle
53. Pres. Josiah Bartlet
52. Emma Peel
51. Murphy Brown
50. Sam & Diane
49. Maude Findlay
48. Ted Baxter
47. Carmela Soprano
46. Cast of Friends (!)
45. Marshal Matt Dillon
44. Cliff Huxtable
43. Thomas Magnum
42. Laverne & Shirley
41. The Barone Family

40. Fred Sanford
39. Kojak
38. Sgt. Ernie Bilko
37. Marcus Welby
36. Barney Fife
35. Lou Grant
34. Kermit & Miss Piggy
33. Maverick
32. Scully & Mulder (!)
31. Samantha Stephens (!)
30. Det. Lenny Briscoe
29. Alex Keaton
28. Perry Mason (!)
27. Ann Marie
26. Frasier Crane
25. Joe Friday
24. Louis DePalma
23. Andy Sipowicz
22. Richard Kimble
21. Mr. Spock (!)

20. Ed Norton
19. Eric Cartman
18. Roseanne
17. Jim Rockford
16. George Jefferson
15. J.R. Ewing
14. Hawkeye Pierce
13. Buffy (!)
12. Edith Bunker
11. Carrie Bradshaw (!!)
10. Tony Soprano (!!)
9. Capt. James T. Kirk
8. Mary Richards
7. Lt. Columbo
6. Seinfeld Cast
5. Homer Simpson
4. The Fonz
3. Lucy Ricardo
2. Ralph Kramden
1. Archie Bunker

Фотографии Sandyrella : Girl like me

In NYC

Ingredients : - 4 oz white wine
- 6 oz soda (7-up, sprite)
- 1/2 oz grapefruit juice
- 1/2 oz apple juice
- 1/2 oz lime juice
- 1/2 oz lemon juice


Use a "Mixing glass" for 80's Wine Cooler drink recipe

First mix lemon, lime, grapefruit and pineapple juice together in a mixing glass. Pour the Chablis white wine into a tall wine glass, and top with 7-Up. Add the juice mixture, and serve.
Serve in "White Wine Glass " Garnish: No
Ingredients: white wine. soda (7-Up, Sprite). grapefruit juice. apple juice. lime juice. lemon juice.

From www.1001cocktails.com

Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.

Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
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Yesterday I was at California hospital Medical Centre at 1401 S. Grand Ave. Well, after some tests doctor Paul W Wallace adviced me to take some rest and made the conclusion-insomnia! Actually, I'don't think that I have that kind of illness. That's bullshit.

My plans 4 today: visit my daddy in Santa Monica, find some sleeping pills in a drug-store, go to supermarket and get some food, find/buy that little black dress and meet with my friends at Dal Rae.

I'm at home, I'm in LA... How I missed it!! Hello my pillow, my kitchen, my car, my own keys. As it was said: There's no place like home!! (Although my native city is NYC))

P.S.: I added some pics of Chicago by request, hope you'll like them)

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At first I thought it was awful idea to start journal in Russian site where everybody's writing in Russian and only a few people in English. Now I take back my words. I love the idea of writing to all of you.

So the question is: what d'you like to see there?? Icons or jokes or American news or videos or photos of different cities or my stories...Something else? Give your ideas. My mind is so multiplex that I can write about everything))) 

I read a lot. Sometimes I buy books for special occasions, sometimes not.

Anyway, I've just came from Stacey's bookstore and bought:

1. Eric Clapton-Clapton (autobiography, as you see)
2. Elizabeth Gilbert-Eat, pray, love
3. Patricia Cornwell-Book of dead
4. Jon Krakauer-Into the wind
5. Nicholas Sparks-The notebook
6. Chuck Palahniuk-Rant
7. Gabriel Garcia Marquez-Memories of My Melancholy Whores
8. Bret Easton EllisAmerican psycho  

Now I have no idea how I'm going to transportate all this stuff back to LA...

 

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Well, my work in SF is practically done, so I think I'll be in LA on Monday or Wednesday...Hope, my organization won't send me somewhere in Ohio!)

Фотографии Sandyrella : UCLA

My alma mater - University of California in LA

• ...you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song
• ...the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
• ...you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica"
• ...three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
• ...you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer!
• ...you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV
• ...you ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market
• ...a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"
• ...you're pissed that you couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed that you were a part of the 70's, think you wasted too much time doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue what the 90's are all about
• ...you see teenagers today wearing clothes that show up in those childhood photos, and they still look bad
• ...while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again
• ...you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was
• ...one of the top five questions you've always wanted answered was to Robert Smith of the Cure - "What WAS that head on the door thing anyway?"
• ...you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone"
• ...you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"
• ...you can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well
• ...you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
• ...you knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse
• ...you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases:
  • "When I was younger"
  • "When I was your age"
  • "You know, back when..."
  • "Because I SAID so, that's why"
  • "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
• ...you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from
• ...Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language
• ...Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"
• ...you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes.
• ...flashback: it was your first chance to vote in a presidential election, and you were SO disappointed because, just for laughs, you really wanted to vote for Gary Hart
• ...the first time you heard the candidates names, you were pumped because you thought MICHAEL Jackson was running for President, not this Jesse character.
• ...you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video
• ...at one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm
• ..."Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance
• ...the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna
• ...there were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter"
• ...you ever owned one of those embarrassing

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You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.

AAAAAAAH real monsters.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!

You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."

You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.

when you were grown up when you turned 7, cuz you could watch are you afraid of the dark because it was tvY7!

You remember those Where's Waldo books..

You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb"!

U remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys)

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

U remember Ring Pops.

U remember drinkin' Fruitopia and Surge.

if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"

when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)

Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

...Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.

You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names

Michael Jordan was a king.

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Growing Pains.

Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.

Gak was the coolest thing invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, were cool that have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.


You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.


"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You know the significance of the number 23.

You went to McD's to play in the playplace.


You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.

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Patsy and Eddie are searching supermarket and driving their car

Note about the characters:

International PR guru Edina Moonsoon is divorced, with a daughter, Saffron, and a son, Serge. A fad-follower and fashion victim with highly questionable dress sense, her alcohol consumption and capacity for outrageous behaviour are surpassed only by the excesses of her best friend, Patsy. She lives off the income generated by her two businesses, Monsoon PR and its TV production arm, Radical TV. Her two ex-husbands cut off her alimony after discovering that they were both supporting her.

Patsy Stone is Edina’s best friend. She works for a British fashion magazine in the newly elevated position of Managing Editor. Patsy, who makes no secret of the fact that her CV got to the top of the pile after she slept with the publisher, now even has less work to do than before. She lives on champagne, cigarettes and a variety of banned substances and is usually responsible for convincing Edina that a bad idea is a good idea.

Really funny sitcom on BBC! Patsy and Eddy are wonderful ('specially Pat)
Here are some quotes.


Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual, and remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.

Patsy: What the hell is the difference between a painting done by a person who wishes to paint like a child, and a child's painting?

Patsy: One child punishes you by leaving, the other punishes us ALL by staying.

Edina: Yeah, he'd want me to be there. He'd want you to be there.
Patsy: No, I don't think he'd want me to be there.
Edina: If you want the house...
Patsy: Yeah, he'd want me to be there!

Patsy: Who dies in their vomit these day?
Patsy and Eddy: NOBODY!

Edina: I'm not like you Saff... I can't go around smelling like an old bowl of porridge, can I sweetie?!

Patsy: At least you've got a family. Even that bitch daughter of yours must be some sort of comfort to you.

Edina: Look at Mummy, darling. Do I need surgery?
Saffy: Yes... get your mouth sewn up.

Mother: What is my email address?
Eddy: oldwoman @ risk of being strangled by own daughter.com I should imagine.

Saffy: Mum! That man just pinched me!
Patsy: Don't worry, he's very old and obviously blind.

Eddy: What do you think of this one Pats?
Saffy: Go away, he's too clever for you.
Patsy: Too short. Sex with him would be a rather localised experience.

Eddy: Books give me itchy eyes darling

Saffy: Mum never took me on holiday...
Eddy: I DID!
Saffy: Prove it! Where are the photos? Where are any photos of me?
Eddy: WE DIDN'T HAVE CAMERAS IN THOSE DAYS!

Edina: No! No drugs, give the drugs to Patsy.

Patsy: My mother never gave birth... she had something... removed!

Eddy: How do I look?
Patsy: Like a zeppelin in a condom.

Mother: I'm always writing to Claire, like the time when I thought I had that disease, you know, the one that makes you forget everything.
Eddy: Alzheimer's
Mother: You know, the one you get when you're old
Eddy: Alzheimer's
Mother: What's it called... erm...
Eddy: ALZHEIMER'S!

Edina: Forget your E's and your LSD's, there's a whole alphabet of drugs available!

Edina: I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, sweetie, but it's me! Me! Me!

Eddy: Life is a mystery, we all must stand alone. I hear him call my name and it feels like home.
Saffy: That's lovely, who wrote it?
Eddy: Madonna, darling

Patsy - I'm very important, I decide the direction, the agencies, the new, the gorgeous, the wham, the bam, the floosh, the boosh, the new noir. Just decisions, decisions, decisions. I say what goes in this show.

Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual, and remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.

Edina: Family? Family?! God I hope you haven't invited that bloody, bollocky, selfish, twofaced, chicken, bastard, pigdog man have you?'
Saffy: You could just say dad.

Patsy: I was at work today
Saffy: Well there's a shock for all of us

Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone, and I'm wearing thick pants.

Eddy: What are you drinking Patsy?
Patsy: Chanel No. 5

Edina: I don't know what went wrong with Justin. We adored each other.
Patsy: He's gay.

Eddy: Patsy used to out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Sort of. You know I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.
Eddy: Yeah... That was going-steady in the sixties.

Patsy: She is a virgin - in a world where men would even turn to soft fruit for pleasure!

Edina: Have you eaten something?
Patsy: Not since 1973

Eddy: Remember when we could wake up and feel fabulous?
Patsy: Yeah, and without pills.