Moi lubimie momenti iz 7x14-First Date
OCHEN SMESHNO,OSOBENNO S AKTERAMI.
1)GILES
It was, uh, extraordinary good luck, of course. And—and, uh, training—years of training. Chao-Ahn, keep up. You're new here, Chao-Ahn, so take note. Remember about training. But I honestly feel the largest part of it was instinct. Instinct and-and reflexes. There's a sort of wary watchfulness I've developed over the years. It's like another sense—
From out of nowhere, someone attacks Giles, knocking him to the ground. It's Spike.
BUFFY
(worried) Spike!
(simultaneously)
GILES SPIKE
Hey! Hey!
You're not in pain. You're not the First.
GILES
What?
SPIKE
Anya said you were the First. Said you were evil. You're supposed to be all go-through-able. (stands, walks to Buffy's side)
GILES
(stands) Then what the hell did you tackle me for, you berk? What's that supposed to do?
SPIKE
I, uh, I didn't think of that.
GILES
More importantly, you just hit me. Why didn't your chip go off?
SPIKE
(looks down) Yeah, well...
BUFFY
Well, uh, when we were at the Initiative... (looks at Spike)
SPIKE
(looks at Buffy) There was a choice.
BUFFY
(looks at Giles) Right. Either repair the chip, or to remove it.
GILES
You had it remov—You removed the chip?
BUFFY
(smiling, trying to look innocent) Yeah.
SPIKE
Had to make a choice.
BUFFY
It really is OK.
AMANDA
What's a chip?
KENNEDY
They removed the chip?
CHAO-AHN
(speaking Chinese)
SUBTITLE: I don't understand a word any of you are saying.
2)Direktor priglasil Buffy na vidniy,te kto ne smotreli-it comicated...
WILLOW
(folding socks) So, he asked you out to dinner?
BUFFY
Yeah. Isn't that weird? I mean, he's a Principal. He's a young, hot Principal with earrings, but he's a Principal. Why do you think he asked me out? I mean, he could be interested, right?
WILLOW
Yeah, sure. You're a frisky vixen.
BUFFY
Or, it could be work-related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job.
WILLOW
(laughs, then notices Buffy's hurt look and gets serious) Oh, right, that—that makes sense too.
BUFFY
Or, maybe he knows that I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me.
WILLOW
(shrugs) Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity.
BUFFY
You know, it's not even that he's acting that suspicious. It's just—there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
WILLOW
Not really a shower.
BUFFY
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
WILLOW
Buff, if he's really interested, (smiles) are you interested back?
BUFFY
(blushes) I don't know. He's good-looking, and he's—he's solid, he's smart, he's normal. So, not the wicked energy, which is nice 'cause I don't want to only be attracted to wicked energy. Or what if he is wicked, in which case, is that why I'm attracted to him?
WILLOW
I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.
BUFFY
(grins) You know what? Yeah, I mean I think I like him. And he'd be good for me.
WILLOW
(nods) Right. Help you move on.
BUFFY
(defensively) Why does everybody in this house think I'm still in love with Spike?
WILLOW
No, I-I meant move on from this imposed super-self-reliance. Let somebody get close.
BUFFY
Oh. (the front door opens) Hey, someone's here.
XANDER
(comes in through the front door, giddy) Guys, guess what happened.
WILLOW
(grins) Buffy got a date!
XANDER
(excited) No, I did. (looks at Buffy, frowning) Fine. Way to steal my thunder.
BUFFY
Sorry. If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood, and I think he's aligned with the First.
XANDER
Also, like ten years older than you, right?
WILLOW
(teasing) Which is like 100 years younger than your type!
BUFFY
Yay. Someone who doesn't remember the Industrial Revolution.
WILLOW
I think they're gonna end up making out. (mocking, holds a pair of socks to her chest lovingly) "Oh, Principal Wood," she'll gasp, "I love your lack of wicked energy."
BUFFY
(throws a pair of socks at Willow) Watch it, or I'm gonna make you talk about your new girlfriend who you hold hands with under the dinner table and think we don't notice.
WILLOW
How 'bout yours, Xander. Is she evil?
XANDER
Well, she's interested in me, so there's a good chance, but I'm hoping for the best. We're going for coffee. She has a kayak—
3)Ne tolko smeshno,moy lubimiy moment.
Anya-bivshaya Xandera.
16 INT. UPSTAIRS BATHROOM AT BUFFY'S HOUSE - DAY
Anya's cleaning a spot on a blouse while Buffy waits wearing jeans and a lace camisole.
ANYA
I don't think it's really a date. That's what I think. (scrubbing the shirt)
BUFFY
Well, it is unclear. That's why I chose a top that says, you know, I'm comfortable in a stodgy office or a swinging casual setting—or killing you, you know, if you're a demon.
ANYA
It also says I sometimes get
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