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Buffy_Crystal Оригинальное сообщениеTen Reasons no one was sorry to see Dru Go
1.She(mentally handicapped)couldn't help the physically handicapped(Spike).
2.Two centuries old and still only owns three dresses.
3.Those annoyingly vague visions.
4.The demon fetish- Chaos demons, Fungus demons, My Dad the demon. (Good thing she wasn't around when Giles was turned into a demon.)
5.She had no taste in floral arrangements.
6.Couldn't wait to open her presents.
7.Harmony was right, Dorkus is a better name.
8.The whole "I have the mentality of a five year-old" thing.
9.Sleeping with Dad
10.Being so stupid she actually dumped Spike.
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Ten Pieces of Advice for a New Sunnydale H.S. Student
1.All of the teachers have other jobs while they're teaching (Watcher, praying mantis, techno-pagan).
2.Don't bother making friends with the Principal, he should be getting eaten anytime now.
3.A silver cross is the best protection against those constant 'gang on PCP' incidents.
4.Inviting the Mayor to speak at Graduation is a bad idea.
5.Stay home on Parent/Teacher Night for your own safety.
6.Guys with fangs are not the ideal men to take home to meet Mom.
7.Never ever sign 'have a nice summer' in someone's yearbook.
8.There won't be any snow days, but accept the constant demon-related calamity days.
9.Boys, don't hit on that Buffy girl, it will get you killed (or transformed or beat-up).
Girls, join Cordelia in making fun of that Buffy girl, you'll live longer (unless you're on the cheerleading squad).
10.Just remember, in a few weeks you'll be either tan and in the best shape of your life from running from legions of darkness, or you'll be dead. Or undead, or transformed into a fish creature, or living in a puppet. . .(get the idea?)
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Ten Reasons that Buffy and Spike should be together
1.Both say exactly how they feel, all the time.
2.Unnatural blondes need to stick together.
3.All demon problems would from then on be solved by the simple application of violence.
4.They're not related. (Spike/Dru, Angel/Dru, Angel/Darla)
5.Together they are an unbeatable team(Becoming Part 2. Any objections?).
6.Arguments full of snappy comebacks.
7.Arguments settled by making out(You saw 'Something Blue.').
8.Constant arguments.
9.The electricity between the two of them could light a city.
10.They're just so darn cute.
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Ten Things We Hate About Angel
1.Wastes too much time choosing which color of black to wear.
2.The tormented by inner demons thing is so overdone.
3.Has those constant annoying Darla the Slut vampire flashbacks.
4.His 'children' are just crawling out of the woodwork.
5.Gave up on Buffy way too easily.
6.We miss his evil alter ego, Angelus, who was much cooler.
7.Too much time spent debating the consenquences of his actions.
8.Fails to protect his friends even though every single week someone threatens them.
9.Completely lacks interesting conversational skills(relies on Cordelia to provide).
10.And yet is still forced to deliver the required meaning full speech of the week.
(Did I need to mention the endless brooding and the single facial expression?)
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Ten Ways to tell You are a Sunnydale Native
1.Any visiting family from out of town a)tries to kill you or b)disappears mysteriously.
2.The people you started kindergarten with has dwindled down from 200 to a whopping 10 by senior year.
3.The graveyard and the Bronze are your two favorite hangouts.
4.You consider Catherine Madison's cheerleading exploits a genuine piece of American History.
5.On a stress scale of 1 to 10 (ten being the highest), the death of a fellow schoolmate rates a 3.
6.Crosses are nailed above every door and window of your house.
7.You check to make sure Mom's dates aren't wife-murdering robots.
8.A family member or you yourself has grown one of the four F's: fangs, fins, feathers, or fur.
9.The parents tell you to be extremely careful about who you invite in.
10.Your name is Xander Harris.
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Ten Fights You Wish They Would Show on BTVS
1.Ethan Rayne versus Willow: Old warlock and fledging witch duke it out.
2.GI Joe Xander versus Riley: Who is the better commando?
3.Anya versus Tara: The battle of the supporting actresses.
4.Doyle versus Demon Giles: Can Bracken demon strength defeat Fyarl demon snot?
5.The Initiative versus the Scourge: Which secret society goes home victorious and which goes home in bodybags?
6.Cordelia versus Kate: Will psychic visions overcome police training?
7.Wesley versus
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