В колонках играет - Rolling Stock
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На русский это непереводимо. Пыталась. Через горло не идет. Тем более sapientis вполне sat!
You are INCURABLY obsessed with Starlight Express if...

1. You call all the guys engines
2. You call all the girls coaches
3. You print a matrimonial advertisement which tells: "A lotta locomotion - that's all I need"
4. You break up with a guy for he never whistles at you
5. You call all the steamers Rusty
6. The old ones - Poppa
7. When you go by train and they bring you tea you demand that Belle served it herself
8. You go to the dining car and paint its walls blue and white
9. You refer to your friends as your 'gang'
10. Same - but 'components'
11. You ARE Rolling Stock
12. You don't trust ones dressed in red, especially if they smile widely
13. You claim that Starlight Express is no more or less than you
14. You refer to your buddy twins as Rockies
15. You spell most of the W.O.R.D.S. ;)
16. If you can't quit smoking you justify yourself that a potential stroke scares you and when you're scared you need a smoke
17. When a guy asks you out you never tell him yes until he whistles at you
18. Anyway if it is not like in your dreams you won't go out
19. You see the light in the end of the tunnel
20. You obey Control
21. You dream to be in STEX and you can't skate
22. You've made Dinah's costume
23. You wear it every day
24. You find a fan art picture in the net (which represents Dinah and Greaseball) and you realize that Dinah looks completely like you
25. So you don't go out with the guys who don't remind Greaseball for you (that's about me!)
26. If someone asks you why you broke up with a guy you explain that he lacks the apparatus
27. You are messed up with thinking which Rusty's song you like more - "Call me Rusty" or "Crazy"
28. When you can't decide you begin dreaming to combine the Old and the New STEX into one
29. You're wearing the willow in the memory of Stephanie Lawrence...
30. ...and Michael Staniforth
31. You damn Pearl when she abandons Rusty and you are jealous when they stick together
32. Then you understand that you and Electra could make a cute couple
33. You buy "Les Miserables" CD just because Frances Ruffelle sings the part of Eponine
34. While listening Original London Cast of CATS when Munkustrap (who's played by Jeff Shankley) sings "Jellicle cats meet once a year" you sing along: "see me hustle, feel my muscle..."
35. You found out that Jeff plays Munkustrap on your own (that's of me!)
36. You strongly believe that Stephanie Lawrence was much better Evita than Elaine Paige
37. You want C.B. back in show (I want!)
38. You write STEX fanfiction
39. After watching CATS you begin to compare Mistoffelees with Rusty, Victoria with Pearl, Rum Tum Tugger with Greaseball, Etcetera with Dinah...
40. ... and you get angry at Skimbleshanks for he doesn't mention STEX characters in his song :(
41. You dream to scene STEX
42. You dream to screen STEX
43. For a festival you perform "Only He"
44. You're aware why the first line of the blues is always sung a second time
45. You buy the CD of AC/DC in hope to hear Electra. Then you retrospectively understand it is a band
46. You've got STEX melodies for your cellular
47. When you hear the knocking you jump up and search for Greaseball
48. When your little sibling is playing with his train humming "woo-woo" you interrupt him with your "nobody can do it like a stem train"
49. You CAN do it like a steam train
50. You wear dark glasses day and night
51. You hate rap but adore "The Rap" of STEX
52. When somebody's annoying you, you tell them "Shut it, Dinah", even if their name isn't Dinah or moreover they are male (I do ;) )
53. You got to be a living breathing passenger train
54. But you confess that freight is great!
55. When something brings you down you console yourself that you just wasn't in the right place at the right time
55. When your friend is upset you sing "There's me" to cheer them up
56. Your first love was your true love and it should have been your last
57. You can't choose between two guys for one of them sets the world alight and the other makes you smile
58. You are going to name your daughter Pearl, Dinah, Ashley, Buffy or Belle
59. You've persuaded your spouse to
60. You are going to name your son Rusty, Greaseball, Electra, Flat-top or C.B.
61. You've PERSUADED your spouse to!
62. You address your father Poppa instead of Daddy
63. Celebrating the Independence Day your sing "Rolling Stock (Reprise)"
64. You're dating a guy and the date is perfect: he seems cute, caring and gentle, but you HATE him! He didn't whistle at you during the date!!!
65. Neither did he knock!
66. You get drunk to sing "One Rock'n'Roll Too Many"
67. When you leave you say goodbye in four languages
68. You know the ethimology of Greaseball's name
69. You laugh hearing Belle (song from Notre Dame De Paris)
70. You're glad to hear any name from STEX
71. You watch "Spongebob Squarepants" cartoon just for there is a shark there named Pearl
72. You persuade everyone that Richard Stilgoe is more talented than Tim Rice
73. The word 'angel' sounds 'engine' for you (Yep. I sing the song "The Angels Cry" as The Engines Cry)
74. So you've got your guardian engine :)
75. Skating reminds you of STEX
76. You don't put your skates off
77. Your younger sister longs for a Barbie doll but you buy the railway station for her birthday present
78. Your dig is dug
79. You go hitch-hiking from the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
80. People look at you and think: "There she goes - the missing link!"
81. You plan to turn to the guy who broke up with you and say: "Go away, you B.A.S.T.A.R.D."
82. He comes back drunk and you forgive him
83. Niu calls YOU obsessed