MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER

Joan was quizzical studied photophysical
Science in the home
Late nights all along with a test-tube oh oh oh oh
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures jooh-hoan
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down
upon her head
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure
she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell playes
the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has
gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times I must not be so oh oh oh
But as she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down
upon her head
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure
she was dead
P.C. Thirty one said we've caught a dirty one
Maxwell stand alone
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh
Rose and balerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must be free
The judge does not agree and he tells them
oh oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down
upon her head
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure
she was dead
Silver hammer man.



"Патафизика - это наука воображаемых решений, которая символически вводит в ранг характерных черт объектов те их свойства, которые описываются лишь своей возможностью", - писал Альфред Жарри.


Если даже Маккартни тогда уже был ненастоящий за патафизику ему спасибо))