[350x279] You’re always goin’ to have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of them, ’cause it’s no good leavin’ it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs, you gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, for the sake of the piggy’s digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don’t wanna go siftin’ through pig shit, now do ya?

They will go thru bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm. They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression “as greedy as a pig”.



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