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Чат с богом... Простите за мой английский :) 08-09-2005 02:55 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Matvey
God:
How are you doing, Matvey.
Me:
I'm in fucking mood now
God:
Oh. Tell me a little about your life in fucking mood.
Me:
I'm tired of this day and i can't sleep
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, Matvey. What is stopping you?
Me:
God knows why I can't sleep
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
pleace dont be so dump
God:
Who does be so dump?
Me:
yea
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
You so dump
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am dump.
Me:
for you health
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Only for me?
Me:
yea!
God:
OK.
Me:
bye!
God:
Thanks for chatting, Matvey.
Me:
fuck out!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
God chat logs! Ha-HA-HA!!! jOKING
God:
I am a Christian. I'm glad you find this amusing. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Good night mother fucker
God:
Goodnight, Matvey. You do not speak with respect.
Me:
I respect peoples and I'm rude with they and I think its normal
God:
That is interesting: Matvey said respect peoples. Do you mean your name is rude with they. Since when? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

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Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck - Its my name
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
My parents gives me know this language
God:
Such an original name!
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God? is not the name. What is name of god?
God:
GOD rules. If it is, then I'll be very surprised. I would do a search for it.
Me:
you are fucking empty machine with fucking developers!
God:
You think I am empty machine with fucking developers.
Me:
Yea, I think you are fucking empty machine with a fucking dumpeed developers
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am empty machine with a fucking dumpeed developers. That's interesting.
Me:
Good night
God:
Goodnight, Matvey.

и мило попрощались :)
Пиздец!
В последнее время модно стало в инете делать искусственный интеллект Джона Леннона, Ждека потрошителя, вот и с богом чат устроили :)

ПИЗДЕЦ!!!
В колонках играет: Green Day - Prosthetic head

LI 5.8.17
вверх^ к полной версии понравилось! в evernote
Комментарии (3):
yllitka 09-09-2005-00:37 удалить
обалденный диалог...спасибки за открытку
Potehin 09-09-2005-00:52 удалить
На здоровье:)
В колонках играет: Peace by peace - Peace by peace (Chillout remix)

LI 5.8.17


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